Top down view. Pretty simple. Command what to do with our little wanna-be pirate here.
Here's a simple Legend.
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You sit on the water's edge, staring into the endless waters that are the ocean. With a heavy heart you sigh, wishing you could become a sailor.
What do you do?
Oh, I forgot to mention, please give detailed descriptions. Don't just say what to do, tell your character how to do it. A good example would be "Use the butt of your flintlock to hit one man in the head from behind, hold him hostage, and shoot the other." instead of "Kill the two guys". Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.
-snip nevermind-
Even civilians would turn hostile if they saw a guy steal a boat in front of them. Ask the guy in the boat where's he going and if you can tag along
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You nonchalantly walk onto the dock and step onto the boat. The man looks at you and spouts, "Oi, 'the fuck are yo-" and you grab him by his shirt and push him into the water. You grab the oar and swing it at his head. The surrounding citizens notice the ruckus, and begin to rush to help the innocent that is now unconscious in the water. You swing around with the oar and hit another citizen sprinting at you in the jaw, and he goes spiraling into the air, off the dock.
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What now?
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yes im aware that nobody moved except the front guy in that second frame because I'm a lazy douchenozzle
You quickly whip out your flintlock pistol and fire a round into the gathering crowd, attempting to hit the ones in the front.
[QUOTE=Uncle Jerry;24426225]You quickly whip out your flintlock pistol and fire a round into the gathering crowd, attempting to hit the ones in the front.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24421111] Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.[/QUOTE]
Paddle, paddle for your life!
stop and realize that you just killed two innocent people for no apparent reason
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;24429640]stop and realize that you just killed two innocent people for [highlight]no apparent reason[/highlight][/QUOTE]
it's a pirate's life
row so hard that you break off one of the oars, then use it to harpoon anyone who begins swimming after you
Yell "Farewell chums" and hastefully paddle away. No one else needs to die at the moment.
Rape the citizens
[i]you paddle away furiously, a mob of angry citizens, once uncaring and apathetic, now brimming with curses, the air filled with vengeance. the body of the fallen men sink into the deep, two dark pools of red forming at the surface. surely they would've seen--and remembered--your face by now, one of nonchalance, an enactor of senseless violence
you paddle away, wondering where you can possibly go to. probably somewhere to get provisions, you only have the bare essentials at this point. even if you have to steal, or kill, for it
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Just paddle
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You paddle as fast as you can. Luckily, in this time era, not many know how to swim, and nobody dives after you. The angered civilians build up at the edge of the dock, and one at the front takes a daring shot with a flintlock pistol. It nicks the back edge of the boat, but it's not low enough to let water in. The bodies of the unconscious now fall to the seafloor, letting up a constant spill of blood. (From now on, the dead will be colored [B]white[/B] even though you don't see any now)
Go back and rape them like a true pirate would do.
[QUOTE=Gregah;24435455]Go back and rape them like a true pirate would do.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24421111]Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24421111]Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24421111]Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24421111]Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24421111]Currently you have nothing but the clothes on your back.[/QUOTE]
How do you suppose that will work?
All you need to rape is your own dick and their asshole.
[QUOTE=Gregah;24435574]All you need to rape is your own dick and their asshole.[/QUOTE]
And you need to get out. Not only are you being an idiot but you're shitting up the thread.
stop with the rape comments guys, it's not funny.
kyle, what's up with that single neutral civillan on the dock?
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24435622]And you need to get out. Not only are you being an idiot but you're shitting up the thread.[/QUOTE]
We are a pirate, and pirates raped plenty of people.
Ok you want something else? How about we row away from this shithole and find a tavern.
Go to the nearest of islands, then look for points of interest and shops to buy supplies, if there is no such thing on the island carefully return to your boat.
(We do have money right)
Edit: If we don't, then kill someone and take their fucking money.
[QUOTE=Phoenix Ashes;24435640]stop with the rape comments guys, it's not funny.
kyle, what's up with that single neutral civillan on the dock?[/QUOTE]
I was hoping someone would notice him :v:
[QUOTE=Kylel999;24435726]I was hoping someone would notice him :v:[/QUOTE]
Follow him and then rape him
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You continue your hastily paddling, when a civilian chasing down the boat steps on the edge of the dock and calls out to you in a breathless voice, "Wait, friend!"
oooh, plot twist... lol
Pull the boat over to dock and greet our new friend quickly. Keep your guard up, it could be a trick.
EDIT: Or if we should embrace the pirate life more, you should extort him and receive his most valuable possessions.
Let him onto your boat, this could be our first friend[sp]victim[/sp]
We are not embracing the pirate life enough.
[QUOTE=Gregah;24436005]Let him onto your boat, this could be our first friend[sp]victim[/sp]
We are not embracing the pirate life enough.[/QUOTE]
[sp]rape victim[/sp]
Ask him what he wants, make sure you're far enough away for him to not jump on your boat yet.
Oh. I forgot to add to the caption up there, you found some pieces of eight in the boat that you hadn't noticed before. They must've fallen from the man's pocket or something.
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"All my life I've dreamt of living on the sea. I know exactly what you're doing. Please, let me join you."
Say ok. Ask him if he has any weapons while sailing away, if he does, ask him to give it to you. Make him trust you first.
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