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Lady goes nuts on Chicago train, goes nude, proclaims to be "goddess of the train" and orders everyo

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[img]http://www.chicagonow.com/cta-tattler/files/2013/11/Granville-nude-1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.chicagonow.com/cta-tattler/files/2013/11/Granville-nude-2-obscured1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.chicagonow.com/cta-tattler/files/2013/11/Granville-nude-3a.jpg[/img] [quote]A nude woman claiming to be the "goddess of the train" halted southbound Red Line service for a short time early Saturday afternoon until police could escort her off to jail at the Granville station. The "goddess" said she was going to the front car to drive the train and told everyone else to get off, according to Anne, who shared these photos.[/quote] [url]http://www.chicagonow.com/cta-tattler/2013/11/nsfw-nude-goddess-of-the-train-stops-ctared-line-at-granville/[/url]

I wanna board her train

Sounds like either a psychotic episode or some sudden onset hallucinations and delusions. Wonder what triggered it?

[QUOTE=Foxton;42910374]I wanna board her train[/QUOTE] relevant: [video=youtube;wGlBwW7f5HA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA[/video]

7/10 ass, would board

shitttt i thought it was the gaga lady

[QUOTE=Foxton;42910374]I wanna board her train[/QUOTE] Do you

I like how they whited out her face but not her body :v:

Why did I know it would be the red line before I even read the article?

elbows too pointy 2/10 would not enter her subway tunnel

She wants the train [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg[/img]

wow guys. lady quite possibly has a mental breakdown and all you can talk about is whether she looks good enough to be your "fucktoy"? god damnit.

If you're going to board, I'm going to have to see your ticket.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910519]wow guys. lady quite possibly has a mental breakdown and all you can talk about is whether she looks good enough to be your "fucktoy"? god damnit.[/QUOTE] why did you quote fucktoy literally zero people said fucktoy

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;42910538]why did you quote fucktoy literally zero people said fucktoy[/QUOTE] i wasn't quoting someone else, i was quoting as a way of distancing myself from the word. [editline]19th November 2013[/editline] i don't think it was proper use of quotes now that i think of it... but we all make mistakes.

[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;42910586]I like how a. you're acting like you've never seen 2/10 elbows too pointy jokes b. you're pretty much putting words into other peoples mouths just because they're making an obvious joke.[/QUOTE] i'm not even talking about the 2/10 joke that's like not even the point of what i'm saying. the 2/10 joke is sorta lame and overdone though so that joke gets a 2/10 for lack of creativity. i WAS talking about this sorta shit: [QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42910448]7/10 ass, would board[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Foxton;42910374]I wanna board her train[/QUOTE]

it's because people dont give a shit they see ass this forum is filled with 15 year olds

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910625]i'm not even talking about the 2/10 joke that's like not even the point of what i'm saying. the 2/10 joke is sorta lame and overdone though so that joke gets a 2/10 for lack of creativity. i WAS talking about this sorta shit:[/QUOTE] Watch out, we got our selves a class W white knight around here. Let immature kids make jokes, it's not causing you any harm or hurting anyone, you're just being butthurt.

I'll go ahead and ask the question everyone is wanting to know the answer to: Anyone have more pics? Full frontal, that is.

[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;42910644]I'm sure they're both completely serious about it, right?[/QUOTE] oh it's a joke ok that makes all the sexism ok [QUOTE=zerothefallen;42910648]it's because people dont give a shit they see ass this forum is filled with 15 year olds[/QUOTE] scorpious is prolly around my age though and fairly intelligent so that's sorta disappointing.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910673]oh it's a joke ok that makes all the sexism ok[/QUOTE] sexism? do you people leave your houses and/or interact with women your age at all

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910673]oh it's a joke ok that makes all the sexism ok scorpious is prolly around my age though and fairly intelligent so that's sorta disappointing.[/QUOTE] I think you're taking SH a litttle too seriously.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910519]wow guys. lady quite possibly has a mental breakdown and all you can talk about is whether she looks good enough to be your "fucktoy"? god damnit.[/QUOTE] the posts he was expecting: "Oh man it's so terrible that she got naked and said she was the train god" shut up it's actually really funny

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910625]i'm not even talking about the 2/10 joke that's like not even the point of what i'm saying. the 2/10 joke is sorta lame and overdone though so that joke gets a 2/10 for lack of creativity. i WAS talking about this sorta shit:[/QUOTE] Are you joking? Those are obvious train puns. Get over it. There is literally zero sexism here. The same exact jokes could and probably would be made about naked man-ass on a train.

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42910682]sexism? do you people leave your houses and/or interact with women your age at all[/QUOTE] do you? [QUOTE=Lick;42910699]the posts he was expecting: "Oh man it's so terrible that she got naked and said she was the train god" shut up it's actually really funny[/QUOTE] yea the story is funny. looking at her as a sex object is not.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910673]oh it's a joke ok that makes all the sexism ok scorpious is prolly around my age though and fairly intelligent so that's sorta disappointing.[/QUOTE] Yawmwen, there's being a woman's rights activist, and then there's being an idiot. Guess which one you are?

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910716]do you? yea the story is funny. looking at her as a sex object is not.[/QUOTE] are you serious? Do you lack that single iota of intellect required to understand that we aren't being serious?

[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;42910724]How is it sexist, exactly? I'm not sure if I'm following[/QUOTE] because you look at a news story about a woman who did something very odd and indicative of mental health issues and your first thought is whether she is fuckable to you.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910716]do you? yea the story is funny. looking at her as a sex object is not.[/QUOTE] what you fail to understand is that if it were a man the exact same thing would occur. Do you think it's sexist to look at anyone sexually? ever?

[QUOTE=Lick;42910735]what you fail to understand is that if it were a man the exact same thing would occur. Do you think it's sexist to look at anyone sexually? ever?[/QUOTE] bullshit.

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