First person says what he puts in (EG a penny)
Next person says what comes out and then puts in something of his own.
I put in a giant pink chainsaw.
[img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/pandachainsaw1287893879.jpg[/img]
That pops out.
I put in a dead catfish.
[img]http://nathanielstern.com/blog/wp-content/adeadcat.jpg[/img]
you get a dead cat
i put in a 2x4
@ Zorlok
You get a half used disposable camera.
I put in a light-bulb.
You get Thomas Edison coming from the past, giving you a high five.
I put in a so-called "Weapon of Mass Destruction".
You get my mangina.
I put in my hand
the machine rips it off of you and spits out a pool of blood and meat chunks.
I put in a barrel of (fresh) horse sperm.
It gives you a mysterious drink.
I put in a box of cameras.
You get a box full of pictures of cameras.
I put in the sixties.
An Aperture Science 1500 Megawatt Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super button comes out.
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091028110005/half-life/en/images/3/34/Super_Button.jpg[/img]
I put in a glass of milk.[B][/B]
You get a milkshake.
I put in a laptop.
You get a lapdance
I put in facepunch
Service unavailable.
I put in Superman
you get superwomen
I put in a shotgun.
[IMG]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID11363/images/Doritos.jpg[/IMG]
I put in $.99.
you get a dollar.
I put in a medic.
You get a dispencer.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RgT1kkoUk7xrPM:http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/dispenser2.jpg&t=1[/img]
I put in a horse dildo.
you get a dragon dildo.
i insert an ipod.
You get an iphone,
i insert my dick
You get a boss.
I put in Halo Reach
You get your credits reset.
I put in a pokedex.
What? Vending machine is evolving?
Vending machine has evolved into a vending machine vending machine. It vends vending machines. Yo dawg...
I put in Kanye.
You hear bad music.
I put in the previously mentioned dead cat.
You get a dead cat and a live cat. Both named Shrodinger.
I put in Crysis.
You get DOOM.
I put in a can of Spam
You get 500 Spam emails.
I put in one dollar.
You get horse dick
I put in 20000 dollers
You get laid.
I put in my soul
You get a free one-way ticket to Hell
You get NOTHING!
I put in fizzy lifting drinks.
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