• Vending Machine Game
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First person says what he puts in (EG a penny) Next person says what comes out and then puts in something of his own. I put in a giant pink chainsaw.
[img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/pandachainsaw1287893879.jpg[/img] That pops out. I put in a dead catfish.
[img]http://nathanielstern.com/blog/wp-content/adeadcat.jpg[/img] you get a dead cat i put in a 2x4
@ Zorlok You get a half used disposable camera. I put in a light-bulb.
You get Thomas Edison coming from the past, giving you a high five. I put in a so-called "Weapon of Mass Destruction".
You get my mangina. I put in my hand
the machine rips it off of you and spits out a pool of blood and meat chunks. I put in a barrel of (fresh) horse sperm.
It gives you a mysterious drink. I put in a box of cameras.
You get a box full of pictures of cameras. I put in the sixties.
An Aperture Science 1500 Megawatt Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super button comes out. [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091028110005/half-life/en/images/3/34/Super_Button.jpg[/img] I put in a glass of milk.[B][/B]
You get a milkshake. I put in a laptop.
You get a lapdance I put in facepunch
Service unavailable. I put in Superman
you get superwomen I put in a shotgun.
[IMG]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID11363/images/Doritos.jpg[/IMG] I put in $.99.
you get a dollar. I put in a medic.
You get a dispencer. [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RgT1kkoUk7xrPM:http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/dispenser2.jpg&t=1[/img] I put in a horse dildo.
you get a dragon dildo. i insert an ipod.
You get an iphone, i insert my dick
You get a boss. I put in Halo Reach
You get your credits reset. I put in a pokedex.
What? Vending machine is evolving? Vending machine has evolved into a vending machine vending machine. It vends vending machines. Yo dawg... I put in Kanye.
You hear bad music. I put in the previously mentioned dead cat.
You get a dead cat and a live cat. Both named Shrodinger. I put in Crysis.
You get DOOM. I put in a can of Spam
You get 500 Spam emails. I put in one dollar.
You get horse dick I put in 20000 dollers
You get laid. I put in my soul
You get a free one-way ticket to Hell
You get NOTHING! I put in fizzy lifting drinks.
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