• US court rules 'Zombies have free speech rights'
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[release]A court has allowed a group of protesters dressed as zombies to continue with a lawsuit against police who arrested them for disorderly conduct. The appeal court overturned a previous finding that the group had correctly been arrested over a 2006 protest in a shopping centre. The group had been wearing makeup designed to make them look like and extra in a horror flick, with white faces, fake blood and black circles round their eyes. They then proceeded to stagger round the shops, urging consumers to "get your brains here". They also carried audio equipment, which police described as "simulated weapons of mass destruction", even though they were mobile phones. The appeals court ruled that the police had no reason to imprison the protesters simply for "dressing as zombies, and walking erratically in downtown Minneapolis,"[/release] [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815054-us-court-rules-zombies-have-free-speech-rights[/url] Well shit finally, I was wondering when these zombies would stand up for themselves.
shit get the phlanax it'll protect us from being infected!
What were they protesting against?
Thousands of zombies celebrate their civil rights victory at the Lincoln Memorial Rally: [img]http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2008/mlk/mlk_13.jpg[/img]
At last, I can sit down at the table of brotherhood and share a nice bowl of brains with a zombie.
United States: Where Zombies get rights before gays
[img]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ae5e_zombie_protest.jpg[/img] I never thought that this shirt would turn real. Woah.
[QUOTE]They also carried audio equipment, which police described as "simulated weapons of mass destruction", even though they were mobile phones.[/QUOTE] Best Part
Oh hey this happened in Minnesota? The fuck.
God dammit how come I miss the tiny amount of cool things that happen in Minnesota.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20487707]United States: Where Zombies get rights before gays[/QUOTE] Its so true its scary
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;20487359]shit get the phlanax it'll protect us from being infected![/QUOTE] You gonna get your ass raped by zombies with that spear. Lucky me, I have a contingency plan for this kind of shit.
I guess this is it. *points gun at head*
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;20498538]You gonna get your ass raped by zombies with that spear. Lucky me, I have a contingency plan for this kind of shit.[/QUOTE] He's making a joke about the fake zombie vaccine in World War Z, which makes most people think they are immune.
i hope there isnt any gay zombies
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;20498538]You gonna get your ass raped by zombies with that spear. Lucky me, I have a contingency plan for this kind of shit.[/QUOTE] your contingency plan wont work for shit, we need to find a man named redeker, quick.
This is a proud day for zombie kind. Also, I got a WMD in my pocket :smug:
I actually thought Redeker existed after reading WWZ for the first time. Oh well, maybe in another life.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;20498750]He's making a joke about the fake zombie vaccine in World War Z, which makes most people think they are immune.[/QUOTE] The guy who "invented" it had the right idea. Hide out in Antarctica, and stay there until your lease runs out.
Not as if zombies can speak anyways. "Hurr ruurr braaains"
[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;20499330]The guy who "invented" it had the right idea. Hide out in Antarctica, and stay there until your lease runs out.[/QUOTE] He truly was a hardcore con man. Make money off the infection, and live it big in Antarctica.
Kinda hard when all they can say is "Braiinnnnnnsss" and muttering.
So a bunch of braindead bleeding zombies can moap around moaning without getting arrested? Awesome, I guess... :golfclap:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20487707]United States: Where Zombies get rights before gays[/QUOTE] Wow, that's fucked up. I didn't think about it till you said it but it's true. But do zombies have marriage rights?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20487707]United States: Where Zombies get rights before gays[/QUOTE] Damn straight.(no pun intended)
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;20487745][img]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ae5e_zombie_protest.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM2pkTizy9w[/media]
The zombies touching speech at the victory celebrations. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGrvXOpvQkg[/URL] Yeah i don't know how to get media tags on videos anymore.
mmrrrgaggghh
I guess I [I]put exactly what happened in the news post in italics as if I were actually making a pun, even though somebody does the same thing every goddamn thread.[/I]
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20500382]He truly was a hardcore con man. Make money off the infection, and live it big in Antarctica.[/QUOTE] The celebrities in the super fortress was clearly the better idea, mainly because someone WILL do something like that in a zombie apocalypse, and it WILL turn out how it did. Also, they had the cameras to broadcast their survival, but who would be able to pick anything up?
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