Duck wearing bow tie walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses
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[URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html"]http://www.cheddarvalleygazette.co.uk/Duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses/story-27972766-detail/story.html[/URL]
[QUOTE]The booze-loving bird, affectionately named Star, was enjoying a pint in [URL="http://www.cheddarvalleygazette.co.uk/Duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses/story-27972766-detail/story.html"]The Old Courthouse Inn[/URL] with his handler, Barrie Hayman, when Hayman's canine Meggie sparked a bar brawl.Star was left with injuries to his beak after the fight.[/QUOTE]
Looks like he just came from the races.
[video]https://youtu.be/tW2rZfSEZHU?t=79[/video]
I immediately thought of Hot Fuzz.
so, do like duck beaks have nerves or are they like really big finger nails
He's [B]quack[/B]ers
[QUOTE=Holt!;48918437]so, do like duck beaks have nerves or are they like really big finger nails[/QUOTE]
He's gonna feel that shit tomorrow!
[QUOTE=Holt!;48918437]so, do like duck beaks have nerves or are they like really big finger nails[/QUOTE]
They have nerves in them - it needs to feel quite accurately the texture of things it touches with the beak to decide if it's a good idea to try eating it.
The animal is probably in a lot of pain.
An Duck who likes ale
HAHAHA.
What the fuck.
Thats just :incredible:
I like how the wacky stories from the UK are all these endearing tales about ducks with bowties and British people completely defeated by simple snow. Meanwhile in Florida it's just a fucking turbocharged meth adventure every day that ends in a pregnancy, [I]at least[/I] two murders, and some guy furiously masturbating in a bar while defending himself from the police.
[QUOTE=Maddog's Here;48918449]He's [B]quack[/B]ers[/QUOTE]
getting tired of these racist ass quackers
I never would have imagined a duck drinking beer. Then again, once upon a time I was unaware that a pig drank a 6-pack and tried to fight a cow, nor did I know about that one incident where a convoy broke down and the elephants were driven vodka mixed with hot water to keep them from freezing.
Still, I did not expect to see a duck drinking a pint.
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