Let us begin.
[b]The Goatee Saver[/b]
[img] http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_beie-hph5g5RDaEV8V9Dpr.jpg[/img]
In case you're a retard who can't aim, nor has hand-eye coordination, then this is for you. Simply pop on this little bad boy and you're all set. Also can be used at video game conventions. You'll look like a Strogg from Quake.
[b] Star Wars Condoms[/b]
[img] http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_cV-ch5PeXpHBWsSDx9QXVI.jpg[/img]
So you can fuck like Chewy! Or Yoda. Whichever floats your boat (or dick in this case).
[b] Day-Glo Camouflage [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
Because no one can see you with those bright colors on! Unless they're blind, or maybe retarded, then again you'll fit in to the retard group for buying this in the first place.
[b] "Two-da-loo" Tandom toilet [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_d8BdxELjPic7ULyj8ARtbq.jpg[/img]
Because going to the bathroom is a team effort.
[b] Clean up slippers [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_b0MzIl4crna5pYXwOcWxA6.jpg[/img]
How else will you hold your beer and remote when you're cleaning up?
[b] New Products! (As of 4/4/2010) [/b]
[b]Pepsi "White"[/b]
[img] http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96781_pepsi.jpg[/img]
Yogurt flavored Pepsi. Looks more like semen in a bottle. Thank Japan for this one.
[b]The E.T. Finger Light [/b]
[img] http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96781_et.jpg[/img]
Finger your girlfriend with a glowstick. I think light up dildos really took off after these came out.
[b] "Grow Up To Be Gay" Kit[/b]
[img] http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96781_growup.jpg[/img]
Really popular with the Westboro Church crowd.
[b] Infant Pillow[/b]
[img] http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96781_pillow.jpg[/img]
Have fake, creepy hands fondle your newborn.
[b]"Handerpants"[/b]
[img] http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96781_Handerpants.jpg[/img]
Probably more popular in the nerd strip poker area. These will cost you $11.95. Guaranteed not to get you laid.
[b]Men's Bra[/b]
[img] http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96781_bra.jpg[/img]
Would go perfect with the "Grow Up To Be Gay" kit. Also thanking Japan for this.
[b]Added products: 5/11/2010[/b]
Some new items for your head to try and comprehend.
[b]iCarta+[/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/4775386d-00146-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Now some of you may be thinking "Wow, I can listen to music while taking a shit!" Because what's better than listening to shit music, while taking a shit? Just try not to drop your iPod in can, ok?
[b]ConnectR Virtual Visiting Robot[/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/4775386e-00147-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Developed by iRobot, this allows you to see any friend or family when you're away, except they can't see you back. It's $500 too. So yeah, have fun with that. you tool.
[b]NRG Potato Chips[/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/4775386f-0013e-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Fuck. They're potato chips with caffeine and shit in them. Eat your way to your slow, miserable, death. Fat ass.
[b]Windows Vista[/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/47753870-00110-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Added in by popular demand. Vista sucks. Simple enough. Macs aren't any better though. Every computer has a flaw, so suck it up nerd.
[b]First Years: 3-in-1 Flush[/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/47753871-00109-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Would've been a great idea if they didn't have to recall 160,000 units because of [b]lead fucking paint.[/b]
[b]Blow (No, not as in Cocaine. Or maybe it is. Hell I don't know...)[/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/47753872-000d1-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Another energy product. Pure caffeine and taurine. Mmm, heart attacks...
[b]Aqua Dots![/b]
[img]http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/05/03/47753877-00165-03860-400cb8e1[/img]
Now this was a hot product. Why is it on the list you ask? Well scientists found out the coating on the outside of the beads contained a chemical, that when swallowed turned into [b]GHB[/b] or, better known as, the Date Rape drug. Eat up kiddes! Daddy got you this for a reason!
[QUOTE=Identity;18823229][b] "Two-da-loo" Tandom toilet [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_d8BdxELjPic7ULyj8ARtbq.jpg[/img]
Because going to the bathroom is a team effort. [/quote]
With that toilet you could totally arm wrestle someone while taking a shit.:clint:
Put buttplugs on.
Cant get the damn things out your arce
[QUOTE=Identity;18823229][img] http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_beie-hph5g5RDaEV8V9Dpr.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Strogg in the making.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;18823254]easily...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ[/media][/QUOTE]
I love that video. Mainly because it's true.
I have a box of Star Condoms. I found it at a yard sale. One was missing
[QUOTE=ratman_122;18823274]With that toilet you could totally arm wrestle someone while taking a shit.:clint:[/QUOTE]
And arm wrestling could totally help you take a shit, it is a win win.
[B]Edit:[/B]
dookie
That jacket is for style you dipshit, I would totally buy that for skiing this winter.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;18823397]That jacket is for style you dipshit, I would totally buy that for skiing this winter.[/QUOTE]
Good sir, there is no style, and I mean absolutely no style, in that jacket.
Arm wrestling on a toilet would kick-ass, but who ever as the smelliest shit, would win....
I want the slippers.
[QUOTE=Identity;18823229]
[b] Day-Glo Camouflage [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
That jacket is cool, i want it.
Clean up Slippers actually sound useful. Sure it's less effective but it'd save my back the aches and pains. Bending over isn't easy when you're 6"3.
[QUOTE=cosmic duck;18823527][img]http://www.restposten.ac/dvd-rewinder.jpg[/img]
[url]www.dvdrewinder.com[/url][/QUOTE]
Aw, Cosmic that was going to be in my next update for the thread...
Now I'm sad, but only slightly.
[QUOTE=Identity;18823229]Let us begin.
[b] Day-Glo Camouflage [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
Because no one can see you with those bright colors on! Unless they're blind, or maybe retarded, then again you'll fit in to the retard group for buying this in the first place.
[b] More to come soon [/b][/QUOTE]
Looking at the fact it has thunderclouds on it makes me think it's a fashion item, not actual camouflage.
[QUOTE=Identity;18823229]
[b] Day-Glo Camouflage [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
I actually don't think that looks very bad.
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18823560]I actually don't think that looks very bad.[/QUOTE]
Yea, I would wear it.
[QUOTE=Viper202;18823551]Looking at the fact it has thunderclouds on it makes me think it's a fashion item, not actual camouflage.[/QUOTE]
There's a kid at my school who wears one of these. Tries to hind around corners and shit like he's Sam Fisher. If it's a fashion item and you know it, then you're exempt from the retard group.
[QUOTE=Identity;18823229]
[b] Day-Glo Camouflage [/b]
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
Because no one can see you with those bright colors on! Unless they're blind, or maybe retarded, then again you'll fit in to the retard group for buying this in the first place.
[/QUOTE]
it's a snowboarding jacket, clearly you're the retard here.
[QUOTE=Identity;18823429]Good sir, there is no style, and I mean absolutely no style, in that jacket.[/QUOTE]
How retarded are you, I mean honestly you can clearly see a vectorized cloud with lightning on it. You're calling it camouflage because it has multiple designs on it with more than three colors.
Look at most pro skiers jackets/pants it looks something like that.
[img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
I think wal mart sell these. Yeah mostly eople with no fashion sense would wear that. Or the 14 years old that try to look cool.
[img]http://www.neimanmarcus.com/category/christmasbook/NMO4428/NMO4428_mx.jpg[/img]
[quote]Put on your matching hat, slip under the muffin top of your Cupcake Car, and let the world figure itself out for awhile. Get (or give) the sheer, joyful chaos of a gift that is mind-blowing, triple-dog-dare, double-infinity forever cool. Make the kids or grandkids literally squeal with joy. Bring it to work and buzz the breakroom. Crash parades! Putter about the ‘hood. Ever had a crowd of kids chasing after you just for the crazy gleeful heck of it? (No worries, the top speed is a comfy-safe 7 mph.) What’s it made of? A 24-volt electric motor, a heavy-duty battery, sheet metal, wire, fabric, wood…and mad genius. Launched at Burning ManSM as a cooperative art car project, the Cupcake Car sprang from the fevered mind of Bay Area artist Lisa Pongrace and her less-rules-more-laughs posse of artists and techno geeks. Yours will be tricked out with your favorite topping, so start thinking flavors.[/quote]
Electric Motor, 7 mph maximum speed, $25,000, hat included.
[url]http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/sitelets/christmasbook/fantasy.jhtml[/url]
what do I win?
[QUOTE=ratman_122;18823274]With that toilet you could totally arm wrestle someone while taking a shit.:clint:[/QUOTE]
All while smelling eachothers' shit, truly a glorious competition!
Why would the kind of person who [b]would[/b] wear star wars condoms [b]need[/b] one?
damn broken automerge
[QUOTE=gRuKz;18823801][img]http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n9/assets/widget_bcSbFPyMTpRjai6L7YBsSr.jpg[/img]
I think wal mart sell these. Yeah mostly eople with no fashion sense would wear that. Or the 14 years old that try to look cool.[/QUOTE]
Yeah better to stick with your XL sweat pants and world of warcraft shirt
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