that's right
1. Join the military
2. Lick my elbow
3. Become a mod on facepunch and ban garry (considering he's still alive)
4. Get a job and be successful
5. Make this thread
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1. join military
2. get a girlfriend
3. own my own business
4. meet Vladimir Putin
5. sex
1. Be truly happy with what i've got
2. Make sure my family and friends are comfortable, and will never have money worries.
3. Get a pair of designer shoes.
4. Have kids.
5. Fall in love with the best man possible.
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[QUOTE=CourageDog;17903756]1. Be truly happy with what i've got
2. Make sure my family and friends are comfortable, and will never have money worries.
3. Get a pair of designer shoes.
4. Have kids.
5. Fall in love with the best man possible.[/QUOTE]
you have kids and then you die? :p good for them
1. Sex
2. Eat a shitload of junkfood and not pay for it
3.Meet Meagan Fox
4.Prank call Dominoes and give them a wrong adress.
5.Make my last thread on Facepunch
[QUOTE=CourageDog;17903756]1. Be truly happy with what i've got
2. Make sure my family and friends are comfortable, and will never have money worries.
3. Get a pair of designer shoes.
4. Have kids.
5. Fall in love with the best man possible.[/QUOTE]
how old are you?
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;17915335]how old are you?[/QUOTE]
She'll be about 12/13 now?
1. make a movie
2. Kill someone
3. scar someone for life
4. freak someone out
5. Get a job I'd love
1. sex
2. kid (singular)
3. get away with murder
4. make a game
5. drive the wienermobile
1.) Become a published author
2.) Own and Operate my own Cyber Cafe w/ Coffee Bar + LAN party hosting
3.) Buy new lipstick
4.) Get my Anime design professionally produced
5.) fulfill my sexual fetishes to their fullest potential.
[QUOTE=Savaril;17915467]1. sex
2. kid (singular)
3. get away with murder
4. make a game
5. drive the wienermobile[/QUOTE]
y u gief urslef funnies
1. Release a successful film
2. Own a dolphin as a pet
3. Pet a squirrel
4. Sex
5. Kid..
Live to be 30.
Witness the apocalypse.
Move away from America.
Go to space.
..Sex
1) Form a highly successful band
2) Have a cool house in a very nice location
3) Become moderately wealthy
4) Travel the world
5) Go to a 311 day concert
1) Lose my virginity.
2) Do something to be remembered with. (Something good, though)
Umm, that's all I really want.
1) being remembered for being the greatest piano player ever.
2) smoke pot
That's about it.
1: Live to be 100
2: Be in a threesome with two girls(twins if possible)
3: Kill a twilight fangirl and get away with it under the defence "she deserved it."
4: Have a gamer gilfriend who is just as mature as me
5: Find Waldo
1. Become a student of Computer Science.
2. Start own business.
3. Be some sort of teacher/supporter-ish.
4. Earn a lot of money.
5. Sleep with [url=http://www.babepedia.com/pics/Lachelle%20Marie.jpg]Lachelle Maríe.[/url]
Not in order of desire.
1. Set up my own business.
2. Earn a living through the business.
3. Employ managers.
4. Sit back and let the cash roll in.
5. Buy a private island and live there.
[QUOTE=MightyHaku;17916216]1. Set up my own business.
2. Earn a living through the business.
3. Employ managers.
4. Sit back and let the cash roll in.
5. Buy a private island and live there.[/QUOTE]
I somewhat thought that too, but I didn't want to look that capitalistic.
1. Sex
2. Go to Japan and purchase everything in every hentai shop in the country.
3. Fap to aforementioned material for several years.
5. Die an awesome death.
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Fuck, I forgot 4.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;17916322]1. Sex
2. Go to Japan and purchase everything in every hentai shop in the country.
3. Fap to aforementioned material for several years.
5. Die an awesome death.
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Fuck, I forgot 4.[/QUOTE]
hahahaha
Sex with Vladimir putin while i launch into space on my Russian rocket
1. Get money
2. Buy a gun and bullets
3. Buy a new suit
4. Clean the gun
5. Shoot myself in the head
1. Sex
2. LSD
3. Shake Simon Pegg's hand
4. Own a Colt Peacemaker
5. Grow a satisfactory beard
Also, be awarded the War cross and be king of Norway
king of england's better
also 6. finish 100 pushups in 6 weeks
1 Eat Mcdonalds
2 Create Ban-Me Thread At Facepunch
3 Upload Stuff From My PC
4 Spam Oify
5 Die
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