• May contain nuts: Complaints rise after rogue penises appear in bags of sweets
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[t]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ad_145570882.jpg[/t] [QUOTE][B]Consumers in New Zealand are complaining that a certain brand of sweets is leaving them with a bad taste in their mouths.[/B] The gentle folk of the South Island were worried that the mixed bag of gummy sweets from the Dutch Rusk company contained shapes that looked like penises. Complaints began rolling in to Dutch Rusk shortly after the company started distributing bags of sweets that it had imported from China. Managing director Willem Van de Geest said the sweets, called Dragon Sweets, were distributed in the lower South Island of the country. Rather unbelievably, Mr Van de Geest told the New Zealand Herald: ‘You have to look at it two or three times to think that doesn’t look right.’ Try looking at the sweets above, from the various angles at which they are pictured, and see if you can make out the classic penis-and testicles shape that has been drawn on brick walls, classroom chalk boards and public toilet cubicle doors around the world. Mr Van de Geest went on to say that the penis shapes were not considered offensive in Asia, that they were in fact a sign of fertility and health. He reassured squeamish Kiwi confectionery lovers that the penises had now been withdrawn.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/11/may-contain-nuts-complaints-rise-after-rogue-penises-appear-in-bags-of-sweets-4865520/"]http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/11/may-contain-nuts-complaints-rise-after-rogue-penises-appear-in-bags-of-sweets-4865520/[/URL]
Now everybody gets dicks to suck on!
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45952732]Now everybody gets dicks to suck on![/QUOTE] Suck my dick, choke on it. Who allowed Phil Fish to manage producing candy?
I'd buy a bag of dicks
[QUOTE=Purple Robot;45952737]Suck my dick, choke on it.[/QUOTE] Phil Fish's favorite candy has now been revealed.
Why didn't they just say classic penis and testicles shape? The author went off on a dick cartoon tangent there. I don't think of dick doodles when I see these gummies, just dicks.
[QUOTE=Purple Robot;45952737]Suck my dick, choke on it. Who allowed Phil Fish to manage producing candy?[/QUOTE] My god... The conspiracy goes deeper than we thought... It has reached the food industry!
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45952748]Phil Fish's favorite candy has now been revealed.[/QUOTE] Here's what the bag looks like. [IMG]http://f.a5.tf/qpbq.png[/IMG]
I'd be more tempted to buy sweets if I knew they had penises in them.
[QUOTE=Shocky;45952826]I'd be more tempted to buy sweets if I knew they had penises in them.[/QUOTE] [t]https://media.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/1/727/727_101_1.jpg[/t] [img]http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/myKeTFnu58Jkhpm5PNMSgXg.jpg[/img] ?
They're not even dicks, they're [i]Rouge Dicks~[/i]
Yeah, you can buy these in Ann Summers/lingerie shops which I guess is an appropriate place for them Would be sort of odd to see them in your local supermarket though
What a cock up
so, many years ago (5-6 years ago), a friend found a chocolate Dick On A Stick, which was sold in a regular candy store
These candy treats have given New Zealand's women unrealistic expectations. How are men meant to compete with such delectable dicks?
Eat a bag of dick was never more relevant now. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLNQxlQZfv4[/media]
ROUGE AWOL DICKS WATCH THE FUCK OUT
Carl Pilkington approves the nocturnal consumption of these confections [video=youtube;iGxGgsGVbOs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxGgsGVbOs[/video]
[quote]Managing director Willem Van de Geest said the sweets, called [b]Dragon Sweets[/b], were distributed in the lower South Island of the country.[/quote] More like Bad Dragon Sweets
[QUOTE=c:;45954409]More like Bad Dragon Sweets[/QUOTE] Dang it, I wanted to make that joke.
[QUOTE=Chaohord;45952745]I'd buy a bag of dicks[/QUOTE] I could eat a knob at night.
this is the second most delicious mouthful of cocks i have ever had.
[QUOTE=mayo;45955885]this is the second most delicious mouthful of cocks i have ever had.[/QUOTE] What was the most?
[QUOTE=Pokeman493;45955897]What was the most?[/QUOTE] use your imagination, young child.
[quote]He reassured squeamish Kiwi confectionery lovers that the penises had now been withdrawn.[/quote] [I]ba dum tssss[/I]
[QUOTE]Managing director Willem Van de Geest said the sweets, called [B]Dragon Sweets[/B], were distributed in the lower South Island of the country.[/QUOTE] rrerr :suicide: [editline]now[/editline] People are so sensitive these days... I remember as a kid, we had Fags (fake cigarette candy), Big Boss cigars (musk sticks with a red cigar tip), Wollygogs (a weird tribal figure looking biscuit) and these weird 'lip' candy chews that were essentially just vaginas. Now it's plain white sticks called Fads, Big Boss plain musk sticks, Wollygogs were stopped being produced altogether and the vagina candies have been turned in a plain coloured dollop of nothingness. Didn't seem to affect me as a kid... Just as I nor any of my friends have ever smoked in our lives despite eating all those cigarette / cigar candies, I doubt I'm going to turn gay or anything worse from eating a few dick shaped gummy lollies either, lel. Hell, sometimes you get dick shaped gummy bears, it happens.
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