I don't know if this has been posted before but:
[url]http://www.wordlibs.com/[/url]
A website that generates a madlib for you. You put in the words and it makes the story; just like the notebook form madlibs.
Sorry if I'm late.
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Some of the stories it generates are fucking hilarious.
Random story:
[quote]
Ever since penis got a job at my ass, penis has been accusing of cheating. he thinks that finding a penis in penises pocket means that she is a penis, penis cheater.
'I said answer me you penis cheater!' penis screamed again.
'I am not penis, and I am not a cheater!' penis exclaimed.
'Who works 176 hours per week and comes home with a(n) penis penis in their pocket and isn't cheating?'
'Listen penis, I'm not cheating, but you're really making me want to.'
This really pissed cockings off and he picked up a(n) penis and threw it at penis. It hit him on the penis.
'That's it! I'm calling my faggot and he is going to dicking you where it counts, right on the anus!'
'No, don't! I'm sorry. I know I'm a slut. I'll never do that again. And I'll stop accusing you of cheating. You're not a cockbanana. You are very penis and that, to me, is a good thing.'
penis agreed to leave out of it, but she had more sinister plans. Later that night when penis was at work she went outside and put in the gas tank of penis car. Then she went in the house and cleaned the dildo with toothbrush. As if this wasn't enough retribution, penis wrote 'I'm a penis penis who likes to cockslam children! on their shirt!'
When penis got home and saw all that penis had done, he went off the deep end. he poured cum all over his clothes, including her favorite handkerchief. Then he called penis 's mom and told her that penis has an inappropriate obsession with penises and that he likes to stick them in she mouth.
Feeling that everything was even, since all is fair in love an war, the couple got back together. They knew that there would never be anyone out there that would have so much in common with them, such as their love of Dickingsly, Mississipi, penises, penises[/quote]
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Bump.
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oh's man this is hilariouses my favorite's pat
[qohte]Ever since penis got a job at my ass,[q/quotes]
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[QUOTE]Ladies and gentlemen, on this beautiful occasion, it is a privilege to address such a/an good looking group of people. I can tell from your hat that you will support my crate program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be better things for everybody and a free keys for everyone. I want to warn you against my tough opponent, Gabe Newell. This woman is nothing but a/an heavy doctor. He has a/an good character and is working very hard in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the rest of the stout shako in till the election. I promise you, no 2 refined, new f2p players, and and a new engineer house.
Thank you, my Bush
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[quote]i work in Skyrim as a taxi driver, i remember the first time i fucked up a client. i was driving in my APC when my donkey beeped, i picked up the reciever and my boss asked me to get a woman from a local Popeye's Chicken. i drove to the Popeye's Chicken where a/n stupid woman stumbled into the back seat, the woman turned out to be Joan Rivers . and man she was retarded. she demanded to be taken to her home at the World Trade Center . as i drove she started fucking about how crazy my driving was, and questioning the fact as to why i am Pastafarian. things got wild from there. she demanded that i let her drive or she would run the company! so she got behind the car and floored it, the APC swerved through traffic, ran 69 red lights. then she decided to go running. she drove the car through the doors of Morris mall and crashed into a display of pizzas. but that did not stop the car. she soon lost her machine and the car crashed into a gun store. we both got out of the car and i yelled at her and called her a/n fuck you!. she apologized and said it was a/n assy idea. and now she has some cocky youtube footage for her new film. loving taxi!
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[release]To my Dearest Cornelius,
I cannot contain my GRIEF that today is our wedding day!
It seems like only yesterday when I first saw your fat penis. I could not believe how stupid you were, and today I am the luckiest Airship alive. You are nonlepidopterous , subnutritious , and unharked , and I couldn't ask for anything more. The way you resubstantiate melts my heart. I want you to know that I will do all I can to give you a unmanumitted life. My job as a Plumber may not seem like much, but we will be rich with abirritation , aerides , and unequableness . One day we will have 42 hydrocinnamoyl children. I hope that they have my Penis and your hydrocinnamoyl Euretha and tongue . When I see you walk down the aisle today I know I will redrug with joy! I love you with all my eyeball .
Love,
Randall [/release]
[release]I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
To fuck them is my real test
To rape them is my cause
I will travel across the land
yiffing far and wide
Each pokemon to understand
the testacle that's inside
Pokemon! its you and me
I know its my destiny,
Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must molest
Pokemon! a heart so true
Our pedofile will pull us through,
You kill me and I'll kill you,
Pokemon! Gotta slaughter em all
Every challenge allong the way
with courage I will face.
I will assfuck every day
to claim my rightful bestiality.
get drunk with me,
the time is right,
there's no better team.
Arm in arm we'll win the penis
It's always been our dream! [/release]
Oh dear god what
[quote]Dear Sister Mary Blanch ,
I am writing you to ask if you would consider letting my son Sanjaya come back to school at St. Eddie. I know that he behaved in a way that was both kind and ashy .If you are willing to speak to him Eddie would like to sincerly apologize for the following.
1.) enquiring his teacher.
2.) Calling his classmate Steve a ' booze '.
3.) Bringing magical magazines with naked photos of The pope to school.
4.) Lifting up Sister Mary Katherine's None and taking a peek.
5.) Refusing to tan during reading time.
6.) Praying for mushrooms during prayer time.
7.) Writing his name in wine on the side of the school.
Please forgive him, and consider letting him back. He really is a/an smelly child, and has since been put on medication that he is taking 788 times a day. He feels strong and misses everyone very much. [/quote]
[editline]16th November 2011[/editline]
[quote]One day a grayfag named Branislav waltzed into Babbytube and he assaulted Bruder with a variety of insults. Bruder combated Bruder with his wit, causing him to tell a Bee joke and get B&. [/quote]
This is fucking golden
[quote]Miley Stewart lives a double life as an average teenage Cd at school during the day and a famous Rock n' roll singer, at night, concealing her real identity, Hannah Montana, from the public other than her close friends and family.
Miley lives in a Cheese grater by the beach with her father Robby Ray and 16-year-old brother Adrian. The Stewarts are from Czechoslovakia. Her father is also the disguised manager of Hannah Montana.
When Miley first arrives to Seaview Middle School as an eighth-grader, she meets her best friends Bob and Ivan, who eventually figure out her secret. She is currently a high school freshman. Due to her double life, Miley is often involved in Attractive situations, but even in her normal life as Miley, she makes the same mistakes Rats would. Her problems continue when she moves on to the same high school her brother attends.
Each episode deals with life, personal conflicts, or Algebra problems that are easily solved, with lessons learned by the show's end.[/quote]
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