The Future is here, now you too can fuck your waifu - Polidicks

:v: i guess we all knew it was bound to happen eventually, after they announced oculus rift. [video=youtube;nLXVinyXjgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXVinyXjgA[/video] [IMG]http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lol_idi_amin.gif[/IMG]

Any source? If not, more of a video section addition [url]http://facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=64[/url]

You can now lightly rock hips against a bowling pin on a robotic arm while wearing a black box, most likely decorated with googly eyes!

[QUOTE=mrgrim333;42832789]Any source? If not, more of a video section addition [url]http://facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=64[/url][/QUOTE] i'd say a video is a pretty good source.

[quote]Mikedot 2 hours ago You were born too late, so you'll never get to explore the world. You were born too soon, so you'll never get to explore the galaxy. But god damn, you were born just in time for virtual reality sex simulators. What an age we live in...[/quote]

You owe me a new pair of sides

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;42832823][QUOTE] Mikedot 2 hours ago You were born too late, so you'll never get to explore the world. You were born too soon, so you'll never get to explore the galaxy. But god damn, you were born just in time for virtual reality sex simulators. What an age we live in... [/QUOTE][/QUOTE] T-rex put it better when God asked him. [QUOTE]Born too late for tall ships, but too soon for star ships.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Riller;42832801]You can now lightly rock hips against a bowling pin on a robotic arm while wearing a black box, most likely decorated with googly eyes![/QUOTE] [B]"My hips are moving on their own!"[/B]

Now I can finally leave the 3D world behind me!

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;42832938]Now I can finally leave the 3D world behind me![/QUOTE] I'm coming with you :D

I just put an image or video of my waifu on my monitor then I cut into it with a box cutter and drink the liquid crystals whenever I want to be with her.

dude what the hell

That's gotta be really awkward doing that in a room full of people... It's that, or he didn't know. Stuck him in an empty room, gave him goggles and headphones, waited till he started goin at it, then invited everyone in to stare and record it.

Strap a fleshlight to it and increase your steam playtime by a few thousand hours!

Will humanity ever hit it's peak? If this comes out on the xbox one it will bring a whole new meaning to "Xbone"

Welcome to the 21st century where we have to ability combine your favorite sex toy with a computer program...Have sex with real women?! You must be high or something.

Multiplayer?

Between this an 3d printing, I will never need to leave my house again!

Excellent...

For multiplayer :v: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY[/media]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;42833265]Multiplayer?[/QUOTE] Ugh, I HATE this server! The lag spikes keep ruining my boner!

Dating Simulator will finally be a true simulator.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;42833301]Between this an 3d printing, I will never need to leave my house again![/QUOTE] What about when you run out of Doritos and Mountain Dew?

I can get behind this. In more ways than one. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smug.gif[/img]

This is why Japan is going to de-populate rapidly

[QUOTE=Garrison;42833204]Strap a fleshlight to it and increase your steam playtime by a few thousand hours![/QUOTE] That's what this is. It's a TENGA hooked up to a Novint Falcon stand. The dude's obviously not gonna stick his dick into the thing infront of everyone tho

I just watched the video and what the everloving fuck. That's completely depressing and pathetic.

The time has come.

[QUOTE=Swilly;42833705]I just watched the video and what the everloving fuck. That's completely depressing and pathetic.[/QUOTE] Girls get vibrators and all kinds of techy shit, how about lettin one slide for the men?

[QUOTE=Sai;42833710]The time has come.[/QUOTE] And so have I.