Good hangover cures - General

My head is pounding, my stomach is turning and it's all thanks to Mr Jack Daniels. So FacePunch, do any of you have any magical hangover cures you'd like to share with me so they can take me off suicide watch? [b]I tried these without success[/b] Paracetamol Lot's of water Pot Noodle Taking a big shit Bottle of "Apple Liquidology - Fruity water bursting with vitamins and minerals to balance your body and recharge your batteries" [b]Success!![/b] Big greasy plate of meat Extra sleep

water

I always thought hangovers were caused by dehydration, so wouldn't water be the best?

[QUOTE=Echidna666;18618896]I always thought hangovers were caused by dehydration, so wouldn't water be the best?[/QUOTE] yep, and what I find works is before you sleep, drink a bottle of water it makes all the difference

[QUOTE=Echidna666;18618896]I always thought hangovers were caused by dehydration, so wouldn't water be the best?[/QUOTE] It's not working :'(

From what my friends have told me, a brick to the face will sober you up right quick. Either that or dunking your head in cold water, but they strongly recommend the brick.

Yeah, there's not really anything to do if you're already feeling like shit. Drink a lot of water before you go to bed, it helps a lot.

[QUOTE=Falstad007;18618918]From what my friends have told me, a brick to the face will sober you up right quick. Either that or dunking your head in cold water, but they strongly recommend the brick.[/QUOTE] Haha will sober you up right quick? Straight from Coronation Street that line duck. I'm not bricking myself in the face

Bacon sandwich. Works a charm. Or a fry up.

More alcohol.

try to control your self enough to take a glass of milk before you go to bed, the night of the party. and you wil usally wake up without a hangover

[QUOTE=wiirluvenit;18618965]More alcohol.[/QUOTE] Hair of the dog? I'm driving later so cannot.

Try taking a shot of vodka. No seriously, you might even throw it back up, but it makes you feel alot better in the long run. Don't ask me how, I have no idea. Also if you need to shit, do so. I once had a hangover, except I couldn't throw up, then I realised I needed a shit and I felt much better afterwords.

Energy, water and sleep. A hangover is a combination of (most likely) lack of a bad nights sleep, dehydration, and no energy. Eat a good meal before you go get pissed, add either bread and/or milk for bonus, although the myth about milk lining your stomach stopping you from being sick, and the bread absorbing the alcohol isn't true - the bread will just absorb the milk when you eat it. In the morning, you're hungover because you don't have water, sleep or energy, because: your body is cleaning the alcohol out of your system, which requires both water and energy, so in the morning you have a lack of both, mixed with no sleep and bam. So drink water, eat some good grub, then go get some sleep for a couple of hours.

Fryups are also very good.

Smoke a fiew bowls of weed and your hangover will disapear within seconds.

Got my mother to start a fryup. She better have got some fucking brown sauce. :edit: She's decided she has to take the dog for a walk first the heartless cow

[QUOTE=The Slayer;18619017]Got my mother to start a fryup. She better have got some fucking brown sauce.[/QUOTE] Fuck yea! Oh, coffee with fryups generally helps me but the Fryup alone should be more than enough.

[QUOTE=decilling;18619004]Smoke a fiew bowls of weed and your hangover will disapear within seconds.[/QUOTE] Not this

Take a scalding hot bath and just sweat it out for 30 minutes or so. Make sure to drink a lot of water while you're doing this.

Anything with sugar in it... IRN Bru works best though.

Water and vitamins the Flintstones shaped ones are my favorite.

Or you could just use the Chinese hangover cure: drinking beer at breakfast.

drink much water, so all the poisons and alcohol can be washed out of your liver. Also don't take paracetamol when you have a hangover. Don't take any pills whatsoever.

[QUOTE=The Slayer;18619017]Got my mother to start a fryup. She better have got some fucking brown sauce. :edit: She's decided she has to take the dog for a walk first the heartless cow[/QUOTE] Your 24 and with your mother? Anyway, why not just do the fryup yourself.

Don't drink milk :P

Water, and time.

[QUOTE=B-hazard;18619285]Your 24 and with your mother? Anyway, why not just do the fryup yourself.[/QUOTE] I went to Uni and am in crap loads of debt so I can't afford to move out. I will not make the fryup because I am hungover.

[QUOTE=Re-Con;18618903]yep, and what I find works is before you sleep, drink a bottle of water it makes all the difference[/QUOTE] One million times this

I have never had a hangover, At Least not one like my friends. For me a hangover is just being a bit tired. Though, because I drink Guinness, my shit does be a really dark colour!