A couple were charged in federal court in Sioux Falls with faking the husband's death to collect on life insurance.
Authorities said the woman claimed that her husband had died after eating bad oysters during a family vacation in Malaysia in 2003.
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I guess you can say, they're clammed up for the rest of their lives.
:smug:
How do you die of 'bad oysters'?
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19008790]How do you die of 'bad oysters'?[/QUOTE]
Food poisoning from sea food, especially crustaceans, can be fatal and has been before.
I knew something smelled fishy.
Lucky for the insurance companies, they don't have to [i]shell[/i] out the cash anymore :smugdog:
The couple where a pair of [b]Bad Oysters[/b]
Shellfish bastards.
Looks like two shellfish people were musseling in for clams.
Throw them into the clammer :smug:
These couple are really stupid indeed. Filed a fake death report from food that was eaten 7 years ago
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19027371]These couple are really stupid indeed. Filed a fake death report from food that was eaten 7 years ago[/QUOTE]
Stupidity is a pandemic.
This is horrible news.
I'm clamming up.
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Lol, bad oysters.
Mouth-watering pussy, oh wait...
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