British scientists discover how to turn women's bone marrow into sperm
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British scientists are ready to turn female bone marrow into sperm, cutting men out of the process of creating life. The breakthrough paves the way for lesbian couples to have children that are biologically their own. Gay men could follow suit by using the technique to make eggs from male bone marrow. Researchers at Newcastle upon Tyne University say their technique will help lead to new treatments for infertility. But critics warn that it sidelines men and raises the prospect of babies being born through entirely artificial means. The research centres around stem cells - the body's 'mother' cells which can turn into any other type of cell. According to New Scientist magazine, the scientists want to take stem cells from a woman donor's bone marrow and transform them into sperm through the use of special chemicals and vitamins. Newcastle professor Karim Nayernia has applied for permission to carry out the work and is ready to start the experiments within two months. The biologist, who pioneered the technique with mice, believes early- stage 'female sperm' could be produced inside two years. Mature sperm capable of fertilising eggs might take three more years. Early-stage sperm have already been produced from male bone marrow. Taking stem cells from an adult donor - possibly a cancer patient - removes the ethical problems associated with using embryos
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Oh fuck oh shit men are going to be obsolete!
So men can have eggs now.
no longer am I dependent on chickens !
:what:
It has been a fun ride guys, as long as it lasted.
Really hoping someone suppresses this news before men are completely phased out
What the fuck
[QUOTE=Canesfan;28861615]Really hoping someone suppresses this news before men are completely phased out[/QUOTE]
Considering this process is likely very painful and expensive I highly doubt it will become a popular option.
Surely this could be a used as a weapon where you turn a person's bones into sperm?
So...will the babies be exact clones or something?
[quote]Taking stem cells from an adult donor - possibly a cancer patient - removes the ethical problems associated with using embryos[/quote]
Someone will find an ethical problem.
"Those stem cells were going to be used to make aborted liberal fetuses - THEY STILL HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE."
So they made male sex cells out of female bone
Looks like the bible got it backwards.
Well, that's that.
It won't catch on outside of the gay community, however if it does it would mean the end of the world.
[QUOTE=Sharq;28861527]So men can have eggs now.
no longer am I dependent on chickens ![/QUOTE]
Damn.
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holy shit i thought he was joking
:geno:
This is a tiny bit scary, considering my parents are lesbians and therefore my mother had to have a male doner to have IVF.
Men aren't going to be obsolete any time soon. Intercourse is a much more financially viable method for heterosexual couples and of course humans don't only fuck for reproductory purposes...
[QUOTE=SpartanApples;28861768]This is a tiny bit scary, considering my parents are lesbians and therefore my mother had to have a male doner to have IVF.[/QUOTE]
Your parents are lesbians? Shitting hell :fappery:
Even though it can be possible it would be stupid to replace man, future generations would be.. copies of copies, it's sort of like narcissistic and incestuous at the same time.
Man will always be needed to guarantee proper genetic diversity.
Oh hey everyone fuck evolution let's go asexual!
Thats fine. Remove the spine on the lesbians, and get them pregnant.
Science is awesome.
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[QUOTE=Coffee;28861660]Surely this could be a used as a weapon where you turn a person's bones into sperm?[/QUOTE]
The Sperm Ray
The Sperminator
What if women uses her own sperm to... insperminate herself?
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Would there come out something like a clone or what
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;28862172]The Sperm Ray
The Sperminator[/QUOTE]
Na
The Jizz Cannon sounds way more up market
sweet, more lesbians!
But then what purpose do our meat thermometers have now?!
[QUOTE=SpartanApples;28861768] lesbians
my mother
[b]mother[/b][/QUOTE]
which one
like water into wine
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