• Lets make a story!
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help me make a story, each post must have at least 1 sentence but no more than a paragraph. :) have fun To start please add on to this sentence: Steve had a hard day at work today. As he was leaving work for the bar......
he got socked right in the mouth by a masked thug. The thug drags him into a dark alleyway that's deserted this time of day. The thug then...
starts stripping Steve from all his valuable belongings and the thug ran of. HEY YOU! Shouted...
a random stranger "are you alright?!". Steve then replied with great agony " Grandma, is that you?" the stranger then replied "no my name is harold you twat" and called the ambulance for steve. as the ambulance was......
running a red light, a cop saw that the ambulance was being driven by the thug! The cop then...
Died.
With Laughter!
As he was dieing there was a gun and it had a bullet that shot a gun like in mw3
...,A mystical voice comming from everywere says "BLO-BLO-BLODDY SCREEN, SO REAL!". Then, Garry got a smiley face when he banned the guys who...
murdered and raped his prize winning box of cheez-its
really annoying how those
...pictures of Postal's ass always seem to...
...be at the [B][I]BOTTOM[/I][/B] of every situation.
Steve, then went to the store.
There, he encountered his worst possible nightmare... Cthulu towered over the city, destroying anything in it's path. It was a terrifying monster, with long tentacles and cold, staring eyes. It was an abomination of nature, and Steve knew the only way to dispose of it was to...
penetrate it with his fist, and so he lubed up his fist of all mighty penetrating power and ...
scaled the sky scraper where cthulu made the mistake of perching on top with bottom exposed to any kind of lube related activities.
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