Hi,
I need to take a dump pretty bad , but i am at work.
I just started working here for a couple of days.
And i dont feel like going here.
What to do?
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What job do you have, seriously. If you have the time to post a question like this on Facepunch, you certainly have the time to go take a crap.
"Don't feel like going here"
is that all you could come up with?
bullshit story
go to the toilet?
or shit yourself and get fired?
choises.. choises..
stop being such a pussy and just use the bathroom there
i work at a video production company.
and there is nothing to do.
But i onlt shit at home and people i know very well
You only shit at home and people you know well?
There are so many things wrong with that sentence, it makes me doubt you have a full-time job.
So, instead of actually going to the bathroom, you make a thread about it?
its an internship.
i can hold it up
make a video about it
I was constipated once at my old school and at the last three classes i really had to take a shit but the toilets in that place were dirty as fuck and the locks on the toilets were broken.
i had to wait out for my last three and my mom was running late my body was shaking involuntary and i wanted to walk back into my school but i couldnt stand up with out being i mass amounts of pain and i probably would have shit myself before i got there anyway the moral of the story is take a shit or you might regret it.
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;25848909]I was constipated once at my old school and at the last three classes i really had to take a shit but the toilets in that place were dirty as fuck and the locks on the toilets were broken.
i had to wait out for my last three and my mom was running late my body was shaking involuntary and i wanted to walk back into my school but i couldnt stand up with out being i mass amounts of pain and i probably would have shit myself before i got there anyway the moral of the story is take a shit or you might regret it.[/QUOTE]
So what happened?
[QUOTE=Dapwnner;25848940]So what happened?[/QUOTE]
I ended up needing new pants for school.
Wait until your break, then drive home or go to a nearby restaurant/store or something?
If OP is too terrified to use a public restroom, I have no sympathy for them.
Even though I must admit that PRs are gross.
Reading this made me have to shit, see ya. Good luck
Shit into a bowl and offer it to your boss. Say it's chocolate soft-serve icecream that you brought to him for part of some made-up holiday like Boss Appreciation day. Profit.
Protip: Poo before going to work/school/going out/whatever
but i took a shit last night
Make a thread about it.
Shit yourself.
Just go to the fucking bathroom.
[quote=athena;25849631]op can't use the bathroom at work but can browse facepunch.
But ok.[/quote]
qft.
[quote]But i onlt shit at home and people i know very well [/quote]
And these people don't mind you shitting at them?
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;25848909]I was constipated once at my old school and at the last three classes i really had to take a shit but the toilets in that place were dirty as fuck and the locks on the toilets were broken.
i had to wait out for my last three and my mom was running late my body was shaking involuntary and i wanted to walk back into my school but i couldnt stand up with out being i mass amounts of pain and i probably would have shit myself before i got there anyway the moral of the story is take a shit or you might regret it.[/QUOTE]
You shat your pants after three classes? I remember not shitting for a week just because I didn't like the toilets at where we were staying.
Shit in your hand stealthly and throw it out the window.
So instead of making a shit you made a shit thread ?
Diapers :science:
If your afraid of shitting over there. You should go to a mcdonnalds in Cuba and ask for the bathroom. Just do it, its fun.
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