Post your ultimate badass extreme fantasies

[Cluckin_Bell]

I want to play Russian Roulette with a dragon on top of Moridor whilst arm wrestling a 500 pound midget.

What do you want to do?

[Nautsabes]

Cthulhu riding Sleipnir across the universe while rocking out to Journey.

[JohnnyMo]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19068495]Cthulhu riding Sleipnir across the universe while rocking out to Journey.[/QUOTE]

Oh shit I need new pants

[heathendevil]

kicking a kitten

[connorcorpse]

Dude, no. You don't joke about shit like that.

[SecretGamer360]

[QUOTE=connorcorpse;19087730]Dude, no. You don't joke about shit like that.[/QUOTE]

He's right, you're supposed to freakin' eat the kitten

[R0Lond]

Vac ban the whole STEAM community while eating roast beef.

[ThisGuy0]

Simultaneously noscope two guys with dual-wielded dragunovs while doing an Irish jig.

[Brosi]

Getting laid

:(

[heathendevil]

^ i laughed

[gigsy99]

putting all the nazi's in the world in a gas chamber screaming"SEE HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE IT!"

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Brosi;19098009]Getting laid

:([/QUOTE].

[spinzer]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19068495]Cthulhu riding Sleipnir across the universe while rocking out to Journey.[/QUOTE]

:weed: smoke what ever your avatar smoked :weed:

[Pvt. Martin]

An old western theme Zombie Apocalypse.

[Program Files]

Being Saxton Hale

[limulus54]

I want to ride an atomic bomb into the sun, major kong style.

[RaptorRed]

I want to ride a massive dragon into the twin towers and then while the dragon perishes as I fall in midair I'd dive into a swimming pool, without dying.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=gigsy99;19125805]putting all the nazi's in the world in a gas chamber screaming"SEE HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE IT!"[/QUOTE]

putting all the jew's in the world in a gas chamber screaming"SEE HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE IT!"

But Hitler beat me to it.

:fappery:

[Carbon Knight]

Holding the world hostage with a gigantic rail gun launching 50 ton projectiles on the moon.

[img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3337/drevil2.jpg[/img]

[RenegadeSanta]

Driving a purple JL421 Badonkadonk (look it up) through space and time, along with Cthulu, Daft Punk, and Zalgo.
They see me rollin.

[Oman]

Kill 10,000 Terrorists with 1 Clip of an AK-47 while doing a backflip on a dirtbike over a pit of hungry Crocodiles while Metallica is shredding in the background.

And then have sex. :smug:

[40kplayer]

Sentencing major $cientologists to death by having a Psychology book being launched through their heads with a railgun.

[Dukov Traboski]

Divide by zero

or do this
[img]http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dividingbyzero-jpg.jpg[/img]