You now have to use the first object you just thought of to pleasure yourself sexually.

[znk666]

For me it's a cross [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/IMG]

[Dapwnner]

My phone.. Guess I can watch porn on it or something.

[Fingers!!!]

Dragon dildo.
This is kinda pointless since the first things I'm going to think of when reading the thread title are sexual related, it should be the closest thing to you instead.

[Typhoonx10]

barbed wire

[Mister Sandman]

My blanket, which is what I use anyway

[steezydude]

a hammer, fuck.

[demoniclemon]

Flute.

[Blazyd]

A can opener

[Garik]

A... flower pot?

[WishesForFishes]

My switchblade.

...Mother fucker.

[Arkhana]

Dragon Dildo, Bitch!

[MightyLOLZOR]

My Xbox. Maybe I'll close the disk tray on my dick or something, I dunno.

[Zorlok]

sugar cookies

[demoniclemon]

Ice pack

[meowmynips]

A sharpie.

[11dinoboy]

A pineapple... oh balls

[Arcana]

Scissors

[rnd]

A chair.

[Bytecry]

Empty Jar of Nutella

[wizu]

My hand (?)

[Chekko]

[img]http://ichris.blogg.se/images/2009/idomin50g_33137295.jpg[/img]

Well fuck.
No, I did not have a fun time searching for that image on google. Good god.

[Joppari]

A spoon

[notgeogzm]

Why did I just think of barbed wire fencing?

[Ryuken]

my DS's pen

oh boy this gives some sick ideas

[Rocko's]

A truck.

I guess I can watch porn in the truck.

[Nomad]

Juice box container

...

[Jezedeth]

Poo

[Vosk]

an apple, oh boy.

[ZenanM1]

A Carmex chap-stick.

[Zarjk]

Matt Smith?