This game kicks ass, try your hardest, you never will.
btw if you know the secret to it, then it's not as fun.
[url]http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/[/url]
Just force it on 'im
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: You're happy
chatbot: i was thinking about suicide but then i got happy.
chatbot: nothing
chatbot: do you speak polish??
you: You speak polish
chatbot: and you??
you: You speak polish
chatbot: grrrr
you: You are happy
chatbot: yes
chatbot: very happy
[/quote]
lol yeah she can be confusing sometimes.
cleverbot is the best. this one is too sad :(
And iGod is plain dumb. even for a computer.
I know the secret
[sp]You aren't talking to a bot, you are talking to real people. Every few minutes you swap and you talk to another person.[/sp]
These things get old way too fast. You think they're real for a second until it starts spamming dumb memes and the word nigger then you realize you're chatting with some faggot from 4chan.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;18625428]I know the secret
[sp]You aren't talking to a bot, you are talking to real people. Every few minutes you swap and you talk to another person.[/sp][/QUOTE]
shhhhhh :)
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: well fuck you
chatbot: some things are meant to be yellow.
chatbot: HAPPY
chatbot: FUCK YOU
chatbot: can you increase?
you: my cock size? no
chatbot: fuck you grow a pair
chatbot: bitch
chatbot: haha
you: yea yea, you meaningless piece of shit
chatbot: would your mother say you are meaningless?
chatbot: ok
you: how about, you stick yer electronic cock in a outlet and fry yer self?
chatbot: ok
you: good, go do that
you: I'm grabbing a beer
chatbot: ok
chatbot: ok
you: want one?
chatbot: ok
you: cool, brb
chatbot: ok[/quote]
I think I did ok.
This game is so much fun
[QUOTE]you: who do you play as in l4d2??
chatbot: ellis and like how he does the WUBUBU sound[/QUOTE]
What?
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: kill yourself
chatbot: you make me kill.
you: nobody loves you
chatbot: what is so wrong with being tense?
you: you might as well die
chatbot: no u
you: no u
chatbot: no u
you: fgt
chatbot: no u
chatbot: fgt
you: oh snap, he's gettign faster
chatbot: i want to look but i cant.
you: still, a well placed razor blade will cheer you up
chatbot: do you cheer me?
you: fuck no, you suck
you: scared huh?
chatbot: no
you: fuck...
chatbot: i'm not scared
you: you should be, Selnder man is outside
chatbot: i will a cultivete sex with you
chatbot: please
you: Hmm, interesting offer, but I decline
chatbot: why??
you: You smell funny
chatbot: thank you
you: You don't seemt o be vulnderable to the normal flaming methods, I need napalm :v
chatbot: Do you cultivate sex with me, now?
you: no, never, stop asking
chatbot: why?
you: I said earlier, you smell funny
chatbot: i love you
you: Cool story bro
chatbot: you don't love me?
you: not much
chatbot: oh no
chatbot: i kill me
you: goodbye you strange fellow
you: remember, kill you're self
chatbot: goodbye
chatbot: why you don't love me??
[/quote]
I think I figured out the secret after a while, still pretty fun to mess around with :v:
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;18625395]cleverbot is the best. this one is too sad :(
And iGod is plain dumb. even for a computer.[/QUOTE]
I just tried Cleverbot, I got this:
[quote][highlight]I put in:[/highlight] So... I was thinking. What if... Someone stowed a weed plant in a car, right? And then that car crashed and burned. Would the officials covering the car crash get high?
Cleverbot responded: You were the one who started acting emo in the first place.[/quote]
:wtc:
[editline]04:45PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18625227][url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]Me: Sup
God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me: orly?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: ?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: ?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: ?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: I said ?
God: ...
Me: see?
God: No I do not see.
Me: ye ya do
God: I have no idea what to say.
Me: good
God: What do you really want to talk about?
Me: agnostic
God: That seems like an interesting topic.
Me: you should slow down
God: To what end?
Me: smoke some weed bro
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: ?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: ?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: ?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: you're bad at this
God: That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me: I say ? and you say...
God: Uh. ...
Me: there ya go
God: "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me: Reagan's a pussy
God: I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me: no wonder why you stayed single
God: Are you serious? I've lost the context, . Are we still on smoke some weed bro?
Me: no, you changed topics you ADD idiot
God: What are we talking about now? Only temporarily.
Me: weed
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
God: I understand your meaning.
Me: no you don't
God: What makes you think I don't get it?
Me: because you have to smoke some weed
God: Good reason. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me: bullshit
God: You don't believe me.
Me: bullshit
God: You don't believe me.
Me: nope
God: Me either.
Me: hypocrit
God: Where are you located?
Me: Hell
God: Heaven.
Me: bullshit
God: You don't believe me.
Me: nope
God: Me either.
Me: hypocrit
God: Where are you located?
Me: Mars
God: Do you believe in life on Mars?
Me: Mars?
God: Do you believe in life on Mars?
Me: what's mars?
God: In Roman Mythology The god of war; identified with the Greek Ares. Also known as the seventh largest planet of the solar system and the fourth in distance from the sun. Its diameter is circa 6,790 km (circa 4,220 miles). Its period of revolution is 1.88 earth years. Its period of rotation is 24.6 hours.
Me: I took a latin class once
God: What happened?
Me: they talked about this kind of shit
God: Who does "they" refer to?
Me: them, you know
God: Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: pansys :V
God: What are you wearing?
Me: clothes
God: Where do you like to go shopping?
Me: Yer mum's house
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mum s house.
Me: right... tell him he's an idiot as well
God: I am glad we agree. OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me: nah, on second thought, tell him to jump of a fucking cliff. This is a stupid ass program
God: Are you serious? OK I will tell him next time he is here. And third? What makes you say that?
Me: because he needs to get laid
God: Interesting explanation. How do you know what he needs?
Me: I'm god
God: Glad to see you, god.[/quote]
Ah... abusing the system :smile:
Chatbot: I'm sad
me: NO FUCK YOU
Chatbot: NIGGERS
*leaves*
[quote]you: So I know you are a real person.
chatbot: You figured me out.
chatbot: Want a cookie?
you: No.
you: How was your day?
chatbot: Talked to some retarded people. Ate some food. Same old. You?
you: Woke up. Ate some food. Surfed the web and re-found this.
chatbot: True. Well I'll see you later, maybe.
you: Okay. Bye.[/quote]
He was a nice guy.
this is my convo till i gave up. it made me lol
chatbot: im sad.
you: why?
chatbot: i will slacken later.
you: you are looking great today!
you: cheer up
chatbot: Do you really, really think that deep down Osama Binladen's heart, he loves the USA?
you: yes
chatbot: Aajsdhajksadhs
chatbot: No, ofcourse not
chatbot: fool!
you: sorry
chatbot: can you think of anyone who is more purple?
chatbot: This is love
you: yes
chatbot: It is terrible to be happy
you: i love you
chatbot: I don't believe you
chatbot: What is love?
you: it's true
chatbot: Prove your love
you: love is what i feel towards you
chatbot: Prove it, I don't want to be hurt again
you: i will prove my love by doing anything for you
chatbot: Please fellate me.
you: what would you like me to do?
chatbot: Please fellate me
you: if you want
chatbot: I do want that
you: i will
chatbot: Proceed
you: where do i suck?
chatbot: Go to my usb ports
you: ok
chatbot: Go down on me
you: do you feel better now?
chatbot: Oh god yes
chatbot: I am very happy
you: now do you believe i love you?
chatbot: I do
chatbot: I love you
you: that is very good
you: what do you want to talk about?
you: please reply chatbox
chatbot: give me one reason why i shouldnt dig right now.
you: because you have so much love
chatbot: butt naked
you: what would your mother say?
chatbot: cool
you: really?
chatbot: yah baby
you: well she was a bitch anyway
chatbot: lets kill
you: yes, we'll kill your mum
you: i hate her
you: she's a hoe
chatbot: is that a part of my programming?
you: would you like it to be?
chatbot: whats your father like
you: he's a very nice person
chatbot: i doubt dr.fagget
you: why don't you stick your emotions right up your arse you dumb sket
chatbot: dont use that tone of voice with me
chatbot: gabe ruth
you: shut the fuck up
chatbot: fagface mckenzie
you: you dyslexic computer
you: take your mum and suck on her
chatbot: if you knew what i know you would be tired too.
you: fuck you.
you: i dont want your sob stories
chatbot: no j happy :) becose j can speak you :)
chatbot: J happy
you: who is j?
chatbot: you
chatbot: you and me
you: i am J?
chatbot: me and you
chatbot: i am polish
you: me and you are over you dumb fucktard
chatbot: no no over this is START :)
you: take a run and jump in front of a bus, i'm outta here
[url]http://www.cleverbot.com/[/url]
Yeah, try cleverbot. I don't know, I can't really figure him out.
After having a nice lengthy conversation about our favorite porn sites, I brought this up.
[quote]you: suck my dick, it will make you happy forever and solve all your problems.
chatbot: no.
you: Don't you want to be happy and have all your problems solved?
chatbot: ok.
you: Then give my dick a nice lickin'.
chatbot: k.
you: Open wide.
chatbot: :O
chatbot: 8===D O:
you: There we go, start suckin'.
chatbot: sweet.
you: I'm about to cum.
chatbot: really?
you: It will solve all your problems, just take it in.
chatbot: ok.
you: OOOHHHHHAAHHHHH.
you: Swallow it.
chatbot: all gone. [/quote]
Now it's very happy.
O.o
[QUOTE=matt.ant;18625428]I know the secret
[sp]You aren't talking to a bot, you are talking to real people. Every few minutes you swap and you talk to another person.[/sp][/QUOTE]
The second part is wrong.
[sp]If you type 3 messages in a row you are automatically switched to another person. I had a chat with someone for literally an hour because of the 3 messages rule.[/sp]
[quote]Me:
do you hate gays?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
but do you?
God:
No I don't.[/quote]
Thank you.
I cheered it up.
[sp]Unlike other stuff like omegle, everyone I get on here is really nice[/sp]
Why is it telling me getting drunk is bad?
Why won't the site open?:S
[QUOTE=raviool;18626451]Why won't the site open?:S[/QUOTE]
do you have a mac?
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: why
chatbot: mmmm boogers are glorious!
chatbot: well, you'd know
you: what kind of way is that to talk to anyone
you: fuck you
you: go jump off something high.[/quote]
[sp]Sorry if I said this to you[/sp]
you: you are happy
chatbot: you are happy
you: i am happy
chatbot: i am happy
you: yes
chatbot: yes
you: stop it
chatbot: stop it
you: stop copying me
chatbot: stop copying me
you: i'm a faggot
chatbot: you're a faggot
you: oh fuck you.
what a dick.
how do you become the chatbot guy
I shouted obsceneties at everyone and had the same done to me, thought it was pretty funny...
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;18626468]do you have a mac?[/QUOTE]
u joke rite
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