Hey facepunch, it's nearly 4AM local time, and I just had to scare off a rather large raccoon that had dragged out sealed bucket of dog food outside, then was going through our trash bin. I know the long term solution to this problem is to clean the outside area and give the raccoon nothing to come back for in the future, however I have a more immediate problem. We have four dogs, one is mine and the three others are the responsibly of my half-sister/her mother. We leave the sliding glass door to our attached laundry room (which has a doggy door for them) open 24/7 as they are trained to use it to go out whenever they need to use the washroom.My dog is a fucking tank and would slaughter that critter if it came into the yard while he was outside, however the other three are little pugs, and seeing as the raccoon is twice their size, if not more, I don't like their odds. Every time we have closed the door while we are asleep a shit (or two) has appeared on the floor near it by the time someone gets up. I have no problem cleaning up after them, however I do have a problem with the amount of bitching I will have to hear from the woman my dad is boinking.
What do facepunch?
Convert to co[sp]just kidding[/sp].
Shoot it..
Catch and tame it.
Burn your house down.
[QUOTE=Fox Arts;32519875]I have no problem cleaning up after them, however I do have a problem with the amount of bitching I will have to hear from the woman my dad is boinking.
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Tell her to fuck off?
[sp]Your story was a bit poorly worded, but I'm assuming the shits that appear belong to the raccoon, in which case take the above course of action with vigour :v:[/sp]
Buy a Master Ball and attempt to capture it.
Put it in the microwave.
[QUOTE=mikester112;32520432]Buy a Master Ball and attempt to capture it.[/QUOTE]
you dont just "buy" master balls, gosh
[QUOTE=Kalkka;32520485]you dont just "buy" master balls, gosh[/QUOTE]
Then go for an Ultra ball.
[QUOTE=Fox Arts;32519875] they are trained to use it to go out whenever they need to use the washroom.[/QUOTE]
wut
Capture it and take down the world with an army of them!
Pictures of the Raccoon?
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