• [Really fucking interactive] Getting away with murder 2
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This is the sequel to my first interactive , Getting away with murder . [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=858819[/url] (most pictures are outdated) So heres a recap of what happened [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/598788Jihadinthehousebitch.PNG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/385984Boomnasi.PNG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/128533heavan.PNG[/IMG] So now you're in limbo , you can see heavens gates and decide to walk towards it [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/408331Saintpetersdick.PNG[/IMG] You are walking towards the pearly gates and then this guy pops out of nowhere like a fucking ninja '' Hey , are you looking into getting in heaven ?' [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/815034suckiesuckiepoop.PNG[/IMG] He explains that you've done to much bad deeds , probably because of all the murdering , and the necrophiliac rimjobs . [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/612024Whatnoaw.PNG[/IMG] And now heres the interactive part , what do you do now ?!
Repent. If (you act like) you're truly sorry, God will forgive you.
Lick his ass
Im going to bed now , so feel free to post many suggestions . I'll probably do a whole bunch of em in one post
Bitches , no new suggestions . :mad: Oh well [QUOTE=Hashmere;25007468]Repent. If (you act like) you're truly sorry, God will forgive you.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/096468I%27msooorrry.PNG[/IMG] You say you're totally sorry [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/838345asd.PNG[/IMG] He doesn't seem convinced
Slap that whore in the face and run by him while he's cringing.
Smash his face in with a house brick and pull his pants down to see what he's packing.
[QUOTE=jewdozer;25020518]Smash his face in with a house brick and pull his pants down to see what he's packing.[/QUOTE] Don't forget to use a mix between his blood and your shit to lubricate his package, we might have some use for it.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;25019859]Slap that whore in the face and run by him while he's cringing.[/QUOTE][IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/532511Pimpslap.PNG[/IMG] You smack him like a real pimp , with your hand [QUOTE=jewdozer;25020518]Smash his face in with a house brick and pull his pants down to see what he's packing.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/669100packingabigone.PNG[/IMG] This guy is packing a fully loaded machine gun [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/763252deadend.PNG[/IMG] Shit a dead end , the gates of heaven (which bare more resemblance to a golden show then some gates) block your path
If he can pop up like a ninja, so can you, do a backflip, true power-ranger style and knock him out by hitting his neck.
[QUOTE=Xplosion;25021348]If he can pop up like a ninja, so can you, do a backflip, true power-ranger style and knock him out by hitting his neck.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/596563ninja1.PNG[/IMG] You are now in full concentration , you bend your knees [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/983879ninja2.PNG[/IMG] You jump in the air placing your knees as close to your chest as you can and .. [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/489418Fallingfromheaven.PNG[/IMG] You fall , you fall faster and faster . Adrenaline is pumping through your body as you stare in the face of hell but there is still hope [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/369788Specialymadehole.PNG[/IMG] That hole , it looks like it was made for you [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/292039naamloos.PNG[/IMG] You fall through the hole on a wet and stinky floor
Find the nearest lady and steal her skirt/dress
Get that wierd thing on the left, beat up a random hobo, then steal his beer. Then, pull out random sunglasses and be cool.
lick the nearest persons ass
Find out if it's possible to lick your own ass.
Look around for an ass to lick.
Integrate licking asses in some way to use your carefully (anally) concealed boomerang macchete :wtc: to slice open the gates of heaven and hijack an angel in a hostage situation
take a piss into your own ass.
Get your dick out, and start fapping. take your time.
guy on the left turns out to be amazing horse who turns back again when you tug on his winky (i'm sure you know what i mean....LICK HISASS!)
[QUOTE=finbe;25028759]lick the nearest persons ass[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/828512Asslicksense.PNG[/IMG]< Obvious Beard You sense someones ass behind that door [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/448495Strongtongue.PNG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/006778Atgunpoint.PNG[/IMG] This is a vile motherfucker , he draws a gun and points it at you ! [editline]07:50PM[/editline] Oh yea and he's a janitor
Piss in his eye
[QUOTE=gtaftw;25092998]Piss in his eye[/QUOTE] Yes indeed, do what this gentlemen said.
[QUOTE=gtaftw;25092998]Piss in his eye[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/293619Eyepiss.PNG[/IMG] All those weeks of not urinating [B]at all[/B] really paid off [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/453795Whatnow.PNG[/IMG] What now ?!@?!#
Fall in love with a pickup truck
masurbate
[QUOTE=thecakeisapie;25096493]masurbate[/QUOTE] Ooh , i get it [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/915489Mathats.PNG[/IMG] Okay all of you can vote to go either to The bate islands a island group located in the Coronation gulf or to Masuria an area in northeastern Poland famous for it's 2.000 lakes
Go to masuria and suck the cock of the chieftain of one of the natives.
masterbate bill gates then kill him and to a jewdozer :DOIT!:
go into space and find the usg isimura (dead space refrence :D)
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