Coding Prodigy Tyler Wearing Releases His Linux Mint Review
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Hello Hippies MariJuana Smokers Sufferers Of Downs Syndrome And General FuckTards Critically Acclaimed Coder Hacker Chef Hacktivist Partier And Reviewer Tyler Wearing Here Bringing You My Review Of The Smash Hit Operating System Based On The MonoLithic Linux Kernel Linux Mint FourTeen XfcE Edition Ok So I Have Heard A Lot About This Operating System And Figured That I Couldnt Go Wrong With Installing It Considering EveryBody Here At FacePunch Studios Seems To Recommend It Little Did I Know That I Was Just Playing InTo Their Ever Present Hippie Agenda To Make Me Install The Shittiest SoftWare Imaginable And Make Another One Of My Smash Hit Reviews About It But I Will Never DisAppoint Fans So I Dont Hesitate To Install It After Taking Approximately Three Hours Twenty Seven Minutes Thirty Two Seconds And Seventy Four MilliSeconds To Download The Compact Disc File System File I Mount It With The Custom Hera Compact Disc File System Mounter I Wrote At Like Four Ante Meridiem Two Days Ago And Find Mint Four Windows Executable So I Start That Up And Remove That Pile Of Shit Called Ubuntu I Have Had Installed For Months And Install Linux Mint So After Approximately Fourty Seven Minutes Of Installing The Files I Finally Finish Up The Last Hera Sales Of The Days Then Reboot My LapTop UpOn Booting It Back Up I Am Greeted By The GNU Grand Unified Boot Loader So I Go To Linux Mint And Install It To A New Parition I Created In Windows Seven Earlier But What Is This My Internet Doesnt Even Work Luckily I Just Happen To Keep All Of My Drivers On My One TeraByte Flash Drive That I Developed MySelf But What Is This Linux Mint Cant Run Executable Files So I Have To Fucking Shut My LapTop Down And Go Back To Windows Seven And Google For Approximately Thirty Minutes To Find The Proper Drivers And Put Them On My Flash Drive So I Go Back Into Linux Mint And Try To Install The Driver Using The Make Command But What Is This The InGenius Developers Decided It Was A Good Idea To Remove The Make Command To Punish The Smart People Like Me In Favor Of Helping The Retarded Community So I Go Back To Windows Seven And Look For The Build Essentials Package And Go Back To Linux Mint And Attempt To Install It But What Is This I Need To Install SomeThing Else To Install The Build Essentials Package Thats Right You Need A Essential To Install A Essential Package What A Bunch Of CowaBunga Shit So I Go Back To Windows Seven And Download The LibC Six Package And Go Back To Linux Mint And Attempt To Install It But What Is This It Cant Install The Package This Is Getting ReGodDamnDiculous So I Go Back To Windows Seven And Find A PreBuilt Debian Package For The Driver And Go Back To Linux Mint To Install It And It Finally Works And I Can Connect To The Internet But Now What Is There To Do Every Single Program For This Shitty Operating System Crashes WithIn Two Minutes Of Opening It So OverAll I Give This Operating System A Zero Out Of Ten If Your A Real HeteroSexual Man Like Me OtherWise Its Perfect For Some Pussy Ass Hippie HomoSexual MariJuana Cigarrette Smokers I Am Personally Going Back To Windows Seven Where There Is More To Do Than Look At Your WallPaper Twenty Four Hours A Day Seven Days A Week
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[QUOTE=wearing42;39285898]Hello Hippies MariJuana Smokers Sufferers Of Downs Syndrome And General FuckTards Critically Acclaimed Coder Hacker Chef Hacktivist Partier And Reviewer Tyler Wearing Here Bringing You My Review Of The Smash Hit Operating System Based On The MonoLithic Linux Kernel Linux Mint FourTeen XfcE Edition Ok So I Have Heard A Lot About This Operating System And Figured That I Couldnt Go Wrong With Installing It Considering EveryBody Here At FacePunch Studios Seems To Recommend It Little Did I Know That I Was Just Playing InTo Their Ever Present Hippie Agenda To Make Me Install The Shittiest SoftWare Imaginable And Make Another One Of My Smash Hit Reviews About It But I Will Never DisAppoint Fans So I Dont Hesitate To Install It After Taking Approximately Three Hours Twenty Seven Minutes Thirty Two Seconds And Seventy Four MilliSeconds To Download The Compact Disc File System File I Mount It With The Custom Hera Compact Disc File System Mounter I Wrote At Like Four Ante Meridiem Two Days Ago And Find Mint Four Windows Executable So I Start That Up And Remove That Pile Of Shit Called Ubuntu I Have Had Installed For Months And Install Linux Mint So After Approximately Fourty Seven Minutes Of Installing The Files I Finally Finish Up The Last Hera Sales Of The Days Then Reboot My LapTop UpOn Booting It Back Up I Am Greeted By The GNU Grand Unified Boot Loader So I Go To Linux Mint And Install It To A New Parition I Created In Windows Seven Earlier But What Is This My Internet Doesnt Even Work Luckily I Just Happen To Keep All Of My Drivers On My One TeraByte Flash Drive That I Developed MySelf But What Is This Linux Mint Cant Run Executable Files So I Have To Fucking Shut My LapTop Down And Go Back To Windows Seven And Google For Approximately Thirty Minutes To Find The Proper Drivers And Put Them On My Flash Drive So I Go Back Into Linux Mint And Try To Install The Driver Using The Make Command But What Is This The InGenius Developers Decided It Was A Good Idea To Remove The Make Command To Punish The Smart People Like Me In Favor Of Helping The Retarded Community So I Go Back To Windows Seven And Look For The Build Essentials Package And Go Back To Linux Mint And Attempt To Install It But What Is This I Need To Install SomeThing Else To Install The Build Essentials Package Thats Right You Need A Essential To Install A Essential Package What A Bunch Of CowaBunga Shit So I Go Back To Windows Seven And Download The LibC Six Package And Go Back To Linux Mint And Attempt To Install It But What Is This It Cant Install The Package This Is Getting ReGodDamnDiculous So I Go Back To Windows Seven And Find A PreBuilt Debian Package For The Driver And Go Back To Linux Mint To Install It And It Finally Works And I Can Connect To The Internet But Now What Is There To Do Every Single Program For This Shitty Operating System Crashes WithIn Two Minutes Of Opening It So OverAll I Give This Operating System A Zero Out Of Ten If Your A Real HeteroSexual Man Like Me OtherWise Its Perfect For Some Pussy Ass Hippie HomoSexual MariJuana Cigarrette Smokers I Am Personally Going Back To Windows Seven Where There Is More To Do Than Look At Your WallPaper Twenty Four Hours A Day Seven Days A Week[/QUOTE]
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