I really have to take a shit but its 1am here and all the lights to my bathroom are out and its pretty damn scary, help?
Did you write this while on the toilet?
Nvm, you're saying you have to go right now but are afraid? Then shit on your chair?
Haha, wait, no really, do that. And just walk away and leave it there. Wait and see how it goes over with the family in the morning.
If you're so scared you'll shit pretty fast.
Use cellphone as light source
DON'T BE A FAIRY.
Face your fears, brah.
fap in bathroom, let the rainbows spewing out your wang provide the light you need.
I'm tempted to go on candlelight, but I think that would make it worse
Eat glowsticks.
[QUOTE=Pink Spy;24176243]I'm tempted to go on candlelight, but I think that would make it worse[/QUOTE]
funny that you mention that. to make sure that there aren't any problems with your candles while in the bathroom, draw a pentagram on your bathroom floor using ash from a burnt sacrifice and holy water, then put a candle on each of the five points on the pentagram. That way, you should have no problems while taking a shit.
[sp]/sarcasm, don't do it[/sp]
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24176264]funny that you mention that. to make sure that there aren't any problems with your candles while in the bathroom, draw a pentagram on your bathroom floor using ash from a burnt sacrifice and holy water, then put a candle on each of the five points on the pentagram. That way, you should have no problems while taking a shit.[/QUOTE]
I suggest not doing this.
use echolocation to find your way
Leave the door open with the outside light illuminating your bathroom. And a flashlight. Or an empty jar. Or a jar with pickles in it.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;24176286]Leave the door open with the outside light illuminating your bathroom. And a flashlight. Or an empty jar. Or a jar with pickles in it.[/QUOTE]
make sure to put the pickles to use while you are in there
[sp]by eating them silly[/sp]
I'll pass on the pentagram
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;24176286]Leave the door open with the outside light illuminating your bathroom. And a flashlight. Or an empty jar. Or a jar with pickles in it.[/QUOTE]
You could just go in the jar.
shit on your computer and show the family
Man the fuck up and do it. Sing your favorite tune while doing it. I always sing a favorite song like I mean it when I'm scared. Maybe even through in an air guitar solo.
Also, [i]don't look in the mirror.[/i]
Just don't, don't do it.
I have a huge fucking mirror in my bathroom as soon as I walk in, I'm holding this turd in for tomorrow you all made it worse.
[QUOTE=Pink Spy;24176342]I have a huge fucking mirror in my bathroom as soon as I walk in, I'm holding this turd in for tomorrow you all made it worse.[/QUOTE]
:pwn:
Poop your pants but warning it will smell and feel weird.
Usually if I hold a doodoo in long enough the urge goes away then comes back 5x worse later.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;24176309]You could just go in the jar.[/QUOTE]
Or he could always man up and take a shit in the dark and keep his door [I]ajar[/I]
I feel horrible for saying that...
You should feel horrible.
Tear your computer from the wall, plug it into bathroom socket, and then poop while browsing the web
I shat once at 11PM and then the light went away. I didn't give a shit (pun unintended) - but I was pretty damn bored because it was in a middle of me reading a news article from the paper.
[QUOTE=MRTW113;24176989]Tear your computer from the wall[/QUOTE]
Do you think his computer is embedded into the wall or something?
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24176264]funny that you mention that. to make sure that there aren't any problems with your candles while in the bathroom, draw a pentagram on your bathroom floor using ash from a burnt sacrifice and holy water, then put a candle on each of the five points on the pentagram. That way, you should have no problems while taking a shit.
[sp]/sarcasm, don't do it[/sp][/QUOTE]
And why the fuck not?
Leave the door open. :frogdowns:
replace the lights jeez
Shit in a paper and throw it out of the window.
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