• Police rush into Sydney home after man heard screaming 'I'm going to kill you'.
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[QUOTE]Officers in Sydney respond to reports of man shouting threats and furniture being thrown – only to find a ‘quite embarrassed’ man on his own in an apartment Around 2am on Sunday several police cars rushed to an apartment in the northern suburb of Wollstonecraft, responding to reports of a woman screaming hysterically, a man yelling, “I’m going to kill you, you’re dead”, and furniture being thrown. “Where’s your wife?” an officer asked. “I don’t have one,” the man replied. “Where’s your girlfriend?” he pressed. “I don’t have one,” he said. Police told the man neighbours had heard the screams, the threats to kill, the dull thud of flung furniture. “Come on mate, what have you done to her?” the officer asked. “It was a spider,” the man replied sheepishly. “A really big one.” “What about the woman screaming?” “Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.” The commotion was down to the man frantically chasing the spider around his apartment with a can of insect spray, police said. Source: [URL]http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/nov/26/youre-dead-police-thought-man-trying-to-kill-spider-was-attacking-wife[/URL] [/QUOTE]
I hope they took his man card unless that spider was REALLY big. Being that this was in Australia, I'll leave my mind open to the thought that it was pretty big.
[QUOTE=usaokay;49192210]Pictured: A normal Australian day. [img]http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/movies/banner_1148.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] So basically modern day Dark Souls.
[QUOTE=usaokay;49192210]Pictured: A normal Australian day. [img]http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/movies/banner_1148.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] man i really hate those [i]8 legged freaks.[/i]
[QUOTE=usaokay;49192210]Pictured: A normal Australian day. [img]http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/movies/banner_1148.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ah, I remember that movie. Fun times.
[QUOTE=MedicWine;49192229]man i really hate those [i]8 legged freaks.[/i][/QUOTE] Funny to see that film again I met the director and the cinematographer for those films. The DOP gave a talk at the school I went to and the director was a director on another film I worked on once. Pretty cool guys and listening to them talk about how they pulled the film off was pretty great
[QUOTE]“It was a spider,” the man replied sheepishly. “A really big one.” “What about the woman screaming?” “Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”[/QUOTE] Like straight out of a comedy lmao
That is fucking golden
i laughed so fucking hard after reading this lmfao. imagine being that guy and having to tell the cops that the womanly screams heard by the neighbors were his screams of terror. from a spider. like damn :suicide:
Well I can't really blame him as there are a shit ton of venomous spiders in australia so if he's really afraid of spiders that situational awareness does not help relax his fear. I'm pretty lucky, all we have to worry about are Jorō Spiders which are Golden Orb Weavers and the massive Brown Huntsmans which are Spider Brois-Maximus being strictly insectivores. [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7qtAftpjW5BQvnAzvYAaP0z-OcuNPSUrJwdnG-hriUlQZ6Dn5BLWF_Ce0VQ[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Ta16;49194071]Well I can't really blame him as there are a shit ton of venomous spiders in australia so if he's really afraid of spiders that situational awareness does not help relax his fear. I'm pretty lucky, all we have to worry about are Jorō Spiders which are Golden Orb Weavers and the massive Brown Huntsmans which are Spider Brois-Maximus being strictly insectivores. [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7qtAftpjW5BQvnAzvYAaP0z-OcuNPSUrJwdnG-hriUlQZ6Dn5BLWF_Ce0VQ[/IMG][/QUOTE] Most house spiders here are harmless. It's good to have one or two spiders around the home, I welcome them. They are free and effective insect control.
So late that I watched it on a pre recorded show on the abc last night featuring a weeks worth of news
Plot twist: He hid his wife in the basement and is actually just a really good bluffer.
[QUOTE=Riutet;49194531]Plot twist: He hid his wife in the basement and is actually just a really good bluffer.[/QUOTE] and now he's been sucked into this massive lie that will become his life
:v: [vid]http://a.pomf.cat/wjaytz.webm[/vid]
[QUOTE=usaokay;49192176]Australia.[/QUOTE] I can only imagine this (can't find original sorry) [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72GcMEqLXaI[/media]
[QUOTE=Riutet;49194531]Plot twist: He hid his wife in the basement and is actually just a really good bluffer.[/QUOTE] plot twist: he's a spider in disguise and spun his wife into a web in the basement
This is exactly like that Simpsons episode except with a spider. [video=youtube;m3gok0k3mcw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gok0k3mcw[/video] This is how I'd imagine he'd scream too.
[QUOTE=Scratch.;49195006]:v: [vid]http://a.pomf.cat/wjaytz.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] Hehe haha hoho you're covering two threads in one mate nice one
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