• Breast implant stops bullet ; saving a woman's life.
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[quote]Lydia Carranza was shot in the chest by the husband of one of her co-workers at the dentist's surgery where she worked in California. The man had stormed into the office in Simi Valley in July last year and shot his wife, who had been seeking a divorce, dead with a semi-automatic assault rifle. Lydia was hit at point blank range as he opened fire on other staff in the room. Miraculously she survived, and her cosmetic surgeon is putting it down to her size-D breast implants absorbing much of the bullet's impact. Dr Ashkan Ghavami has agreed to perform reconstructive surgery on her, offering to do the work for next to nothing. Now he is urging her to tell her story in the hope that implant companies will donate their supplies for free. He told the Los Angeles Times, "She's just one lucky woman. I saw the CT scan. The bullet fragments were millimetres from her heart and her vital organs. Had she not had the implant, she might not be alive today."[/quote] Prepare for tit jokes...
Now every woman has a reason to get implants.
Looks like the attacker made a boob of himself
That has to be the breast -- err best thing that could ever happen to her... if she didn't have those implants, she would probably be dead!
tits
That guy was such a tit
He sure [b]shot[/b] her. In [b]the[/b] tit.
That chick almost went tits up if it weren't for the implants.
Pics Now. :colbert:
The bullet got a titjob. [editline]07:38PM[/editline] :(
[QUOTE=SolidusBlack;20435005]He sure [b]shot[/b] her. In [b]the[/b] tit.[/QUOTE] This is never funny. Go die.
[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;20435082]The bullet got a titjob. [editline]07:38PM[/editline] :([/QUOTE] It isn't like they can't fix it, they're fake tits. She has nothing to worry about.
[Quote]in July last year[/Quote] So this is kinda late?
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;20435130]So this is kinda late?[/QUOTE] This happened recently. The Gunman had shot his wife last year.
I'm sure his gun wasn't the only thing going off.
Implants must have been the breast thing that happend to her.
Those must of been some big boobs.
He basically set off the booby trap.
[i] Ah, Tits! [/i] [img]http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/153538-attention-everyone-buying-l4d2-i-have-dibs-on-nick/Clipboard01-noscale.jpg[/img]
Charged with melony
I bet it felt titillating
They should make bullet proof ti-... Oh wait they already have.
Insert news pun here. Now insert humorous laughter and funny ratings here.
:sonia:
I'm not smart enough to think of a good pun. boobs
[IMG]http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/6/69/Richard_Nixon%27s_Head.jpg/225px-Richard_Nixon%27s_Head.jpg[/IMG] With upright bosoms.
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;20434997]tits[/QUOTE] Avatar fits
[b][i]Could Silicon be the next Kevlar? MORE AT 5:00[/i][/b]
Surprised the bullet didn't bounce back.
dont wanna see hole tit.
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