• No Shave November! Will You Man Up?
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[url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showpost.php?p=12167277&postcount=22][img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/manly.png[/img] Banner thanks to ZomBuster[/url] In a few days or so, November will start. It is getting colder, but luckily, us men have a weapon in our arsenal of epic to combat this dark time. No, I am not talking about the Penis, I am talking about... [b]THE BEARD![/b] and other hair that grows on your body. [highlight]No Shave November[/highlight] I don't know where this manly idea originated, but who cares. I am giving all of you an excuse not to shave. Come on, you know you don't like shaving, but if you don't do it, you risk being criticized, dumped, fired, or even sodomized. Well, now you have a reason not to. Next time your teacher says, "Why, that peach fuz is getting a bit too long," you can say, "Shove it, bitch! I'm a real man!" If your voice is deep enough, you just might wet the panties of all the females in the room. [b]What Do I Do?[/b] No Shave November is really easy to understand. On the last night of October, you shave for the very last time, and you don't shave again till the first morning of December. That's it. If you want to spicen it up a bit, you can shave more often than you normally would before November to try and speed up the growth. Also, to make it more interesting, you can take a picture of your face after your last shave, and continue taking pictures at a selected interval and see how manly you get before december. [b]Reasons Not to Shave:[/b] -More Sex Appeal -No Chance of Cutting Yourself -You can spend your time more wisely in the morning. I plan to stomp on kittens to cause my beard to grow faster. -Everyone cool has a beard. -You won't have to lift weights to feel like a real man anymore. And Most Importantly, -More Sex Appeal [b]Cool People With Facial Hair[/b] -Chuck Norris [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/chuck.png[/img] -They Say that behind Chuck's beard, there is another fist. -Abraham Lincoln [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/abraham-lincoln.jpg[/img] -Ol' Abe used his beard as a noose to hang several outlaws in the midwest. -Karl Marx [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/marx.gif[/img] -King Leonidas [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/leonidas.jpg[/img] -237 of his 300 men rested in his beard. -Santa Claus [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/santa.jpg[/img] -All I want for Christmas is Santa's Beard. -Gandalf [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/gandalf.jpg[/img] -He used his beard as a shield against enemy sorcery -Mr. Miyagi [img]http://ltp0wer.com/img/nsn/mrmiyagi.jpg[/img] [b]F.A.Q.[/b] [quote]But if I don't shave, I will be fired![/quote] Get your work to participate! Tell 'em that they should promote NSN! [quote]Do I have to stop shaving EVERYWHERE? Could I atleast trim?[/quote] A real man wouldn't let any blade touch his skin. [quote]I'm a woman, can I participate in No Shave November?[/quote] Of course! Just make sure to wear long sleeve shirts, and pants. And boots, just to be safe. Many men may feel disgusted, but any real man would be turned on! If you are criticized by males, it might be because they feel immasculated by your gorgeous and full beard, while they still have microscopic fuz. Be sure to point out how much more manly you are then them. [quote]What do I do if I can't grow a beard? Why should I even bother?[/quote]Little beard is better than no beard. And trust me, it will get bigger over the month, you might end up being surprised at the end. [quote]When November comes around, is it all right if I post my beard at the end of november to see who is the most manly?[/quote] Absolutely! Feel free to post any pictures during the whole thing! [quote]Ltp0wer, would you like a special fancy banner?[/quote] As a matter of fact, I would. [quote]Do I have to shave the last night of october?[/quote] No, but it is encouraged. If you already have a kickass beard, leave it on and just grow it longer. The whole point is to not shave anything at all during November. I myself will be shaving the last night of october though. 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I'm down for this. Already have a goatee right now. EDIT: [img]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2528/lawlhq6.jpg[/img] What I have so far.
My hair is too prickly to have any sex appeal :sigh:
My mom told me to shave myself a few days ago. But who cares. I'm in :q:
IT's also called MO-Vember, for mustaches too :)
[QUOTE=Arkanj3l]My hair is too prickly to have any sex appeal :sigh:[/QUOTE] Lets it grow out for a whole month. By the end of november, you will have gone through atleast 3 girlfriends.
In short: Don't shave in November. Sure I'm in.
I don't have so much beard but who cares.
[QUOTE=Williamsuger]My mom told me to shave myself a few days ago. But who cares. I'm in :q:[/QUOTE] at the end of the month, your mom will want to have sex with you
[QUOTE=Ass]at the end of the month, your mom will want to have sex with you[/QUOTE] Hahahaha. Sure.
i want a beard.. :crying:
[QUOTE=Williamsuger]Hahahaha. Sure.[/QUOTE] yeah, you wish, right? haha
I might shave and take a pic and post it in this thread the day before November.
[QUOTE=Lootskin]I might shave and take a pic and post it in this thread the day before November.[/QUOTE] Good, that is what I was planning to do.
I'll play too guys!
extra man points if you stop shaving now. and we all know you aren't a man if you don't measure everything you do with an obscure points system, bitches.
I am willing to participate. Make a list on the OP.
I haven't shaved for 2 weeks already, a month is easy. Now a year...
Wish I can grow my facial hair out but ROTC makes me do it :(
[QUOTE=Resto]I am willing to participate. Make a list on the OP.[/QUOTE] Great idea, to get a on the list, say that you are in/participating/joining, whatever.
I'm in. I've been trying to grow a beard anyways.
Special fancy banner GO [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8dc98cmanly.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]Edit:[/b] I got some facial hear
[QUOTE=ZomBuster]Special fancy banner GO [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8dc98cmanly.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]Edit:[/b] I got some facial hear[/QUOTE] Thank you very much. I love it!
[quote]But if I don't shave, I will be fired![/quote] Funny thing is, at my job nobody is shaven properly. That's how manly my job is.
sign me up
Count me in, I shaved a week and a half ago, lets make that month longer Damn i love my goatee!
[url]http://black20.com/middle-show/facial-hair-contest-showdown[/url] You gotta do this at the end of the month (that is if any of you are old enough to grow a thick beard)
I'm in, 'cause I don't shave yet.
[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65]I haven't shaved for 2 weeks already, a month is easy. Now a year...[/QUOTE] get back to making the Cloverfield monster for GMod! joking.
I believe it's called Movember. Atleast in Australia it is
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