You Can Now Turn off Your Sperm Flow with the Flip of a Switch - Polidicks

[quote]Men who aren't interested in having children could soon be shooting blanks, no vasectomy required. German inventor Clemens Bimek recently introduced Bimek SLV, a small contraceptive device that stops the flow of sperm through the vas deferens with the literal flip of a mechanical switch, rendering its user temporarily sterile. Toggled through the skin of the scrotum, the device stays closed for three months to prevent accidental switching in the event that things get especially hot and heavy:[/quote] [url]http://www.discovery.com/dscovrd/tech/you-can-now-turn-off-your-sperm-flow-with-the-flip-of-a-switch/[/url]

Nope! Vasagell is as invasive as I'm comfortable with

Three months? It's that a bit... excessive?

[QUOTE=cartman300;49493967]Three months? It's that a bit... excessive?[/QUOTE] Alright honey after I have my shower we're gonna make a baby. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HIT THE BUTTON BY MISTAKE! Well guess we have wait three more months. The answer is yes that is very excessive.

I can't watch the video but uh, where exactly does the sperm go?

[QUOTE=cartman300;49493967]Three months? It's that a bit... excessive?[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone should be in any rush to have children

Dope, the kind of stuff we really need. but i expect this to get heavy resistance because no pharmaceutical manufacturers want to let go of the gravy train of the traditional female birth control market [QUOTE=DELL;49494002]Alright honey after I have my shower we're gonna make a baby. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HIT THE BUTTON BY MISTAKE! Well guess we have wait three more months. The answer is yes that is very excessive.[/QUOTE] there's a safety pin on the other side, it's not just a simple toggle

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;49494004]I can't watch the video but uh, where exactly does the sperm go?[/QUOTE] Nowhere hopefully.

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;49494009]Dope, the kind of stuff we really need. but i expect this to get heavy resistance because no pharmaceutical manufacturers want to let go of the gravy train of the traditional female birth control market there's a safety pin on the other side, it's not just a simple toggle[/QUOTE] You're joking right? They've been trying to build a male pill for literally 50 years because they currently only serve 1/2 of the population, plus a pill is the way to go, interruption devices are invasive, require medical procedures and are rather difficult to "install" for men seeing as how things aren't exactly open or particularly large where sperm are made The male pill is the thing

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;49494004]I can't watch the video but uh, where exactly does the sperm go?[/QUOTE] It doesn't, it gets absorbed by the body eventually.

[QUOTE=Sableye;49494042]You're joking right? They've been trying to build a male pill for literally 50 years because they currently only serve 1/2 of the population, plus a pill is the way to go, interruption devices are invasive, require medical procedures and are rather difficult to "install" for men seeing as how things aren't exactly open or particularly large where sperm are made The male pill is the thing[/QUOTE] Then i might be completely talking out my ass. i've been under the impression that it's simpler to block sperm from leaving the male body in one go than it is to continuously kill or block sperm from entering the female body, and thus, the female birth control market better supports long-term customer commitment, which is a better moneymaker for manufacturers. but i won't pretend like i have any comprehensive knowledge of the field. In the interest of learning, can you show me more examples of your point?

I'd risk having a scrote switch installed. Maybe once the sterility drops down from 3 months to something more reasonable like 7 days. Also: [QUOTE=Sabaoth]I'm just waiting for someone's balls exploding during ejaculation. The inventor is ignorant or what?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49494095] [QUOTE=Sabaoth]I'm just waiting for someone's balls exploding during ejaculation. The inventor is ignorant or what?[/QUOTE] [/QUOTE] Vasectomy does the same except permanently. The poster is ignorant in this case.

Combine this with that boner pumping device. My dick is augmented.

I was pretty excited about it until I realized they need to surgically implant it into you No thanks

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;49494076]Then i might be completely talking out my ass. i've been under the impression that it's simpler to block sperm from leaving the male body in one go than it is to continuously kill or block sperm from entering the female body, and thus, the female birth control market better supports long-term customer commitment, which is a better moneymaker for manufacturers. but i won't pretend like i have any comprehensive knowledge of the field. In the interest of learning, can you show me more examples of your point?[/QUOTE] A lot of research has been focused on finding long term simple ways to prevent sperm formation, transportation, or motion, the problem is the hormonal pills don't work well for men, they have a moderate success rate (~60% I've seen) and really mess with people, its a much harder problem since women produce a single egg while men produce millions of sperm, also there a lot of side effects such as immune responses to worry about, women birth control is just a lot easier to manage [url]http://www.nbcnews.com/id/3543478/ns/health-sexual_health/t/male-birth-control-pill-soon-reality/[/url]

You know I have to wonder about the pressure build up when the switch is closed. I mean I don't think it could be damaging, but it seems like an obvious possible issue.

[QUOTE=Sableye;49493957]Nope! Vasagell is as invasive as I'm comfortable with[/QUOTE] yeah idk man even that they have to put a fucking needle [B]in your balls[/B] maybe im just needle-phobic but i dont even like them in the normal places much less [B]my balls[/B] [editline]9th January 2016[/editline] why make it a mechanical switch is what i would want to ask this dude... why not some bluetooth app to connect to your phone hahahaha

I'll take [I]all of them[/I] (please don't let me reproduce)

[QUOTE=Penguiin;49494608]yeah idk man even that they have to put a fucking needle [B]in your balls[/B] maybe im just needle-phobic but i dont even like them in the normal places much less [B]my balls[/B][/QUOTE] You say [B]balls[/B] but it doesn't get injected into the nut itself.

[QUOTE=Penguiin;49494608]why make it a mechanical switch is what i would want to ask this dude... why not some bluetooth app to connect to your phone hahahaha[/QUOTE] Because even a small reliable switch trough which not even a single cell can pass is hard enough. Where would you even place the transceiver, the battery, the microcontroller and the actuator? Not to mention recharging issues.

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;49494004]I can't watch the video but uh, where exactly does the sperm go?[/QUOTE] They go on a road trip

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;49494668]i'm not about to entrust my sperm shooter to something as insecure as a [i]bluetooth phone app[/i][/QUOTE] Imagine that getting hacked.

[QUOTE=Tinter;49494848]Imagine that getting hacked.[/QUOTE] please don't give deviantart ideas

The title makes this sounds like it was a HumanOS software update or something.

[QUOTE=Penguiin;49494608]yeah idk man even that they have to put a fucking needle [B]in your balls[/B] maybe im just needle-phobic but i dont even like them in the normal places much less [B]my balls[/B] [editline]9th January 2016[/editline] why make it a mechanical switch is what i would want to ask this dude... why not some bluetooth app to connect to your phone hahahaha[/QUOTE] [I]A lot [/I] of female long term BC methods involve large gauge needles, and an IUD requires [I]dilating the cervix [/I] (imagine 1/10 childbirth). Needles in the vas deferens is nothing.

You still have to wank like 40 times before being guaranteed not to make a junior

I'd consider this once they make it not the size of a [i]fucking gummy bear[/i]

Erm, you can do this without surgery... just press down on that place below your balls before cumming... It kinda stings at first but it works perfectly, nothing comes out. Might be hard to do in actual sex but it's a bit strange to get surgery for this, especially for something so trivial.

[QUOTE=Maksie99;49495834][I]A lot [/I] of female long term BC methods involve large gauge needles, and an IUD requires [I]dilating the cervix [/I] (imagine 1/10 childbirth). Needles in the vas deferens is nothing.[/QUOTE] women also have birth control pills they can take, men don't