Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

Hello and welcome to another quality Facepunch moment that will provide plenty of laughs for weeks to come. Let me present to you the former Section Moderator of Video Games: [b]Spork-Juct[/b] Spork-Juct was first spotted trolling the Video Games section with silly opinions about L4D and L4D2. This caused a collective outcry from the Video Games community who urged the Moderator team to eject him from the forums. Not wanting to miss out on possible shenanigans, the moderators conspired to make Spork a moderator of that forum. He was eventually modded and the reactions were priceless. However, time passed and he was slowly forgotten. I may or may not have forgotten to demod him. Over a period of time Spork's moderation quality began to decline, often using lazy abbreviations to ban people. He even banned someone for the reason "c4m" once, just as an example of his laziness. Being idle was simply one of his flaws - he often covered his tracks when he made a mistake by editing or deleting his posts, and banning anyone who was witness to this, kind of similar to an internet Gestapo. An example of this would be the recent [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=848678]Borderlands Weapons Editor[/url] thread which Spork hijacked in order to tease the community about his weapon editor. Then he banned the thread creator when he complained about it. Spork was scolded for this behaviour by a Super Moderator, which prompted him to delete all his incriminating posts in the thread. There has been past animosity between myself and Spork. I have called him out on his bad moderating decisions and he has been annoyed by this. He does not like to be criticised. All of this has come to a head on this very day, in which Spork typically made [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18824149&postcount=42]a stupid post;[/url] [quote=Spork-Juct][QUOTE=cosmic duck;18823527][img]http://www.restposten.ac/dvd-rewinder.jpg[/img] [url]www.dvdrewinder.com[/url][/QUOTE] Whoever buys one of those is :downs:. You don't need to rewind DVD's in the first place.[/quote] I made this his title. DVD Rewinder Whistleblower. Naturally Spork-Juct does not like this and makes every effort to delete all traces of his mistakes - as evidenced by the post I have linked above. He has edited the post numerous times to remove the above quote. I now offer you a unique opportunity to delve into the inner depths of Spork's mind and see how he has jumped off into the metaphorical deep end of internet insanity and rage. [quote]๖ۣۜRapperkid04 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says (02:21): I fucking love you. So very much Hezzy says (02:22): ok ๖ۣۜRapperkid04 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says (02:22): No you don't understand I was talking to Spork Juct brought up the DVD thing and he started fuming for at least an hour on you, FP in general, etc. Hezzy says (02:22): ahahahaha ๖ۣۜRapperkid04 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says (02:22): I come back from my shower and he starts fuming because of his title ๖ۣۜRapperkid04 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says (02:23): And I'm not a dick but the silent laughter you provided me... Words can't describe it I used to like Spork (we were pretty cool) but he's kinda lost it Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I might apply to branch out a little bit Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Get on GD, and make the place not look like shit Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Want to know why I use the ULTOR logo in my avatar? Rapperkid04: Sure Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: deep past the orange and black lines and shapes, I find that it is a meaning of improvement Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: They made part of Stillwater go from a shithole to a urban utopia in 5 years Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I think if time allows me, I can do the same to GD Rapperkid04: Yeah but then ultor ends up the EDF in Red Faction Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Which kind of Represents my modship Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I start out as mod (ULTOR Formed) Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I reform the sections that are shitholes (ULTOR's claim of Stillwater) Rapperkid04: You plan on making Facepunch a dictatorship basically? Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: If a dictatorship is needed to keep the crowd in control I say yes Rapperkid04: Read Animal Farm. You might learn something about rulership Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: (What the fuck is with people and Animal Farm lately?) Rapperkid04: Don't question the pigs. Rapperkid04: I actually hate the book Rapperkid04: It's basically about communism Rapperkid04: and how it never works out Rapperkid04: ever Rapperkid04: and we're supposed to be reading it at school Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I'm not saying go to communism Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I'm saying that we will have a bright future ahead if I can get enough momentum to claim and rebuild Facepunch Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: From a third Tier Forum to a First Tier Globalization Booth Rapperkid04: Replace Facepunch with Russia and you sound like Stalin Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I often study the works of Hitler and Stalin Rapperkid04: Okay now I think you're trolling me Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: not really Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I believe they were the right leaders Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Goverment policies a little hngggg but good leaders Rapperkid04: Wow... That's a bit insane. Spork you're like surprising me. Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Hitler Was a good government leader Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: A little crazy yes, and a little genocidal Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: but who likes jews anyways Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Same With Stalin Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Communism = Not the best way to go, but neither is democracy Rapperkid04: A little crazy? He was fucking insane. His view of the perfect person was something HE didn't even fit. A LITTLE genocidal? He killed thousands of people because they didn't agree with him. How can a man so intelligent and so "logical" believe in something as fictional as Christianity? Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Stalin never believed in Christianity Rapperkid04: I was talking about Hitler Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: oh Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I thought you meant Stalin Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I'm taking a politics test atm to see who I match up more as, Stalin or Hitler Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Oh my god Rapperkid04: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE STALIN Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: It says I am 95% like Stalin Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: and 30% like Hitler Rapperkid04: YOU WERE TAKING A TEST TO SEE IF YOU'RE MORE LIKE HITLER OR STALIN. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THE RESULT TO BE Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I was going to be the American Hitler Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: :downs: Rapperkid04: If I EVER see Spork Juct running for president I'm fleeing the planet Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: You don't know my name Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Therefore you can't Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Of course unless you read my Lockerz account Rapperkid04: TO GOOGLE Rapperkid04 plans on being a part of the American Revolution when Sporkuism somes into play Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Don't laugh, I actually made a small philosophy idea I called "sporkism" Rapperkid04 facepalms Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: It was when I was thinking about death and how there technically is none Rapperkid04: Uh huh Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: wow, I'm so bored I uploaded 2010 Sporkville Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here is now Online. Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Hezzy is a fucking dick Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: He changed my title Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: to "DVD REMINDER WHISTLEBLOWER" Rapperkid04: Oh wow Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I've lost so many damn respcect points for FP for that Rapperkid04: Tell Garry Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I'm PM'ing garry right now about this bullshit Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: And my regards to the future of FP Rapperkid04: No! Rapperkid04: You can't step down Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: No Rapperkid04: You gotta rise up Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Not the stepping down part Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: How I feel that if mods continue with this immature behavior Mikfoz will be right Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: FP went to shit Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I've been fuck over, emotionally, physically, mentally, and money(ily?) Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Out of $800, out of followers, out of smart people Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I'm glad my time to be demodded might be soon Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: less time in this shithole Rapperkid04: Pissing in a sea of piss Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: After thinking about Mikfoz, He is right Rapperkid04: What's the craziest thing you've done lately? Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: where Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: oh Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Yeah, ever since mikfoz left FP has never been the same Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: more retards Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: less quality Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: less fun Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Like China Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: But yeah like I said Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: a copy of The Saboteur Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: copy of oblivion, bioshock, AC, Borderlands, MW2 Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: 2 copies of Postal 2, TF2, Osmos, GRID Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: 3 copies of Mirror's Edge, Dead Space, and Mercs Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: (2) Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: 30 copies of Crazu Machines 2 Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: 5 copies of Zeno Clash Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: copy of BF2142 and BF2[/quote] [url]http://pastebin.com/f771fe53[/url] Here are some snippets of Spork's rage. I did about 18 of these but I saved them all incorrectly. If you want to cut out some snippets and post them, it is encouraged! [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/spork2.mp3]:smug:[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/spork3.mp3]Spork-Juct discussing gassing the gold members[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/spork4.mp3]That like were like uh like am[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/communismoffacepunch.mp3]Communist Facepunch[/url] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkvandalism.mp3]Vandalism[/URL] [url=http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/modthread.png](Lie)[/url] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporklies.mp3]Lies[/URL] [url=http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/modthread.png](Lie)[/url] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/idontknow.mp3]???[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/hezzyyou.mp3]He gets told I edited it back in[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkongarry.mp3]Spork on garry[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkonmodding.mp3]Spork on modding ("How much time do you spend on Facepunch?")[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkpirateanalogy.mp3]Pirate analogy[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/what.mp3]Spork on being a mod[/URL] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/whybother.mp3]Spork giving up[/URL] That's just a small amount of what he said. Here is the full version. Bear in mind that you cannot hear the person speaking to him and that I have edited some gaps out. This is about 30 minutes long, but is full of hilarious rants that don't make any sense [url=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkgapless.mp3][b]>>>> RIGHT CLICK, SAVE AS <<<<[/b][/url] [b]New clips[/b] These clips are post-demod. [url=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/Sporkrage386thvent.mp3]Spork raging on 386th Ventrilo[/url] [url=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkclip.mp3]Clip of his rage[/url] Credits Rapperkid for providing me with the chatlogs and audio recording Moderator team for ideas 386th Gaming Community ~GrEEtZ~

..Why Whistleblower? I don't get the joke. EDIT: Someone transcript the snippets of his rage.

I love you for posting this Hezzy.

So he's demoded now?

this thread is important

Oh wow, the videos..

great thread btw :v:

Words cannot describe...

Common knowledge is Spork-JuCt isn't the best mod around, nor anywhere a good poster. he sucksssssss

Drama

HEZZY I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH :dance: He did contribute much to Fallout 3 though

[QUOTE=Xybjj;18830198]..Why Whistleblower? I don't get the joke.[/QUOTE] Cocksucker I suppose

i love you hezzy ahaha [quote] Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I've lost so many damn respcect points for FP for that Rapperkid04: Tell Garry Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: I'm PM'ing garry right now about this bullshit Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: And my regards to the future of FP [/quote] hur hur

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;18830232]Cocksucker I suppose[/QUOTE] [url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=whistleblower[/url]

Potzin ing a hezzy tred Hitler was an awesome dictator :dance: [sp]Not[/sp]

hah dvd rewinder

Oh dear

[QUOTE=Xybjj;18830198]..Why Whistleblower? I don't get the joke. [/QUOTE] A whistleblower is someone who reveals a scam/etc to the public.

hahahahaHAHAHAHahAH "I've been fuck over, emotionally, physically, mentally, and money(ily?)" "being demodded has emotionally and mentally scared me for life thanks hezzy" and moneyily? monetarily/financially might have been words he was looking for

Haha, silly silly Spork-Juct.

This thread will go places. Doesn't help that I had no idea who Spork Juct was until I read this.

Spork is on a power trip.

[QUOTE=Xybjj;18830198]..Why Whistleblower? I don't get the joke. EDIT: Someone transcript the snippets of his rage.[/QUOTE] He pointed out the obvious flaw in a dvd rewinder like no one around him already understood it.

Wow, what a fucking dramatic 15 year old.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18830246]A whistleblower is someone who reveals a scam/etc to the public.[/QUOTE] Ahh. Genius.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;18830252]This thread will go places. Doesn't help that I had no idea who Spork Juct was until I read this.[/QUOTE] I always knew he was an ass but now we can post it without getting banned by him.

ahahahahahaha "sporkism"

Hahahaha. This is why I love Facepunch.

Nice chatlolg

This internet drama is [I]so[/I] edgy!