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I've got all this bread and I don't know what to do with it.
[b]Help?[/b]
poke a penis sized hole in it
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You contemplate putting your penis into the bread but then you realise that you are probably going to use it.
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What now?
toast it
[QUOTE=Parakon;30645723]toast it[/QUOTE]
Toast it in a manner that burns the face of Christ into it, then sell that shit on eBay.
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The bread is now toast. You notice that the face of Jesus Christ has been burnt into the piece of toast.
You consider selling it on eBay to make a healthy profit. But then you realise that the toast may be sacred and could hold more meaning than it lets on.
kiss the toast jesus
Crucify the toast
[QUOTE=Thirteen;30652730]Crucify the toast[/QUOTE]
but if you do that you wont be able to sell it later :(
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;30652885]but if you do that you wont be able to sell it later :([/QUOTE]
I will not sell Jesus because I am not Judas
Place 1KG of butter on it, the eat it.
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After crucifying bread jesus, you decide to slather him in an obscene amount of butter.
bite the toast
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[b][i]You: That was delicious![/i][/b]
PS: [sp]I needed an excuse to show something other than toast, You will now return too non-stop toast madness. Back to back.[/sp]
bitten toast piece: rot immediately.
Add an animal-shaped piece of ham to the butter.
Make a sandwich..
Get another piece of toast and make a TOASTIE
Make a sandwich.
Bury it in the ground in the hope that a toast tree will grow.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;30659188]Get another piece of toast and make a TOASTIE[/QUOTE]
Ah, A fellow brit. Fantastic! :respek:
Watch the rest of the butter melt on the hot toast.
Use the toast as a ping pong paddle because you lost yours.
Motherfucker, my toaster breaks down and this is the first thread on MS-paint I see. It's a fucking conspiracy I tell you.
[editline]23rd June 2011[/editline]
On-topic: Cover yourself in chocolate sprinkles :3:
[editline]23rd June 2011[/editline]
Ooh and some peanut butter.
[editline]23rd June 2011[/editline]
FUCK SO HUNGRY
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You appear to have made a sandwich that would most likely be lethal to eat due to the sheer excess of butter.
A few slices of dinosaur shaped ham on the side.
You have two decisions.
1. Eat the toast and face unknown consequences [img]http://imageflock.com/img/1308861999.png[/img]
2. Plant a sandwich tree and grow more [img]http://imageflock.com/img/1308862037.png[/img]
Lets see how this turns out.
eat the toastface, become jesus
Go to the doctor for your purple dick.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;30663400][img]http://imageflock.com/img/1308861558.bmp[/img]
You appear to have made a sandwich that would most likely be lethal to eat due to the sheer excess of butter.
A few slices of dinosaur shaped ham on the side.
You have two decisions.
1. Eat the toast and face unknown consequences [img]http://imageflock.com/img/1308861999.png[/img]
2. Plant a sandwich tree and grow more [img]http://imageflock.com/img/1308862037.png[/img]
Lets see how this turns out.[/QUOTE]
You can't eat this, you must insert it into your anus as a suppository. Only idiots would plant a sandwich. This is the only logical method of consumption.
get on da street and make yo self sum monei maaannn you dont need no man hun you a strong indpendunt sammmech
Eat it, then puke it.
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