Tony Blair fails to make some toast, fire engines arrive
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[quote]FORMER British prime minister Tony Blair sparked a fire alert when he tried to cook breakfast at his country home, sending four fire engines racing to the scene.
Mr Blair and his wife Cherie were attempting to make toast late yesterday (AEST) at their 17th-century property in Wotton Underwood, southeast England, when the smoke alarm went off.
As the house is on an official list of buildings deemed to be of historic interest, the alarm was automatically connected to the local fire station, said the ex-premier's spokesman today.
"It was just smoke without a fire but by the time Mrs Blair rang the fire service to tell them they didn't need to come, they were already on their way," he said.
"All rather embarrassing and she'll certainly be sending them a big thank-you note."[/quote]
[url=http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/former-british-prime-minister-tony-blairs-burnt-toast-triggers-fire-alert/story-e6frfku0-1225849770995]source & rest of the story[/url]
Aren't you guys happy you got rid of him? Fucker can't even make some toast.
is the toast alright?
I just read that in the Queen's voice.
Irregardless, Tony did a bit of a silly there.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21177123]is the toast alright?[/QUOTE]
Sadly it could not be revived and died at the scene.
Give the man a break most of the people on FP will be trying to look for the USB port on their kettle when they want to boil water.
Just goes to show Blair's relationship with his wife
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[I]Burns with passion[/I]
Maybe he should've used a bagel instead.
[QUOTE=Identity;21177184]Sadly it could not be revived and died at the scene.[/QUOTE]
Rest In Piece, Toast.
Look he was caught holding the smoking toaster.
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I heard the Firemen were doing CPR for at least 30 minutes. But when skilled medical personel arrived he was not salvagable. RIP toast you were tasty.
[QUOTE=rob54362;21177225]Rest In Piece, Toast.[/QUOTE]
You will be missed.
[b]Toast[/b]
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[b]April 4th 2010-April 4th, 2010[/b]
Looks like any credibility he had left went up in smoke
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I guess you could say [I]Tony Blair fails to make some toast, and fire engines arrive [/I]
He was just getting out of his baby stages of bread. I salute you.
[editline]08:45PM[/editline]
You people need to stop doing this I guess... stuff.
You realise, When you cook toast there is smoke right? Well, If you want it black anyway.
Tony Blair should be arrested for murdering that innocent toast.
[QUOTE=SergeantDead;21181505]So wait regular houses go on the waiting list?[/QUOTE]
No, but the regular smoke alarms automatically alert the fire department.
Regular ones just make loud noise and shit, you still have to call the fire department for them to come.
[QUOTE=thedekoykid;21177663]You realise, When you cook toast there is smoke right? Well, If you want it black anyway.[/QUOTE]
People intentionally burn their toast to shit? =/
It does actually have a kind of a awesome taste after you burn it. :v:
Oh wow. I saw this in the index and was like "lol, I bet it says fails to make some dinner or something :P" expecting it to actually be something serious.
God forbid Blair has a traumatic ordeal over burnt toast.
The toast probably had weapons of mass destruction so he had to burn it.
[QUOTE=smurfy;21182482]The toast probably had weapons of mass destruction so he had to burn it.[/QUOTE]
It probably had a dossier saying that iraq didn't actually have anything.
[QUOTE=lorden;21182450]It does actually have a kind of a awesome taste after you burn it. :v:[/QUOTE]
That's called carbon.
[quote]tried to cook breakfast [/quote]
This bit cracked me up, way to throw a insult in there for good measure Mr. Editor.
[QUOTE=Oman;21181407]Tony Blair should be arrested for murdering that innocent toast.[/QUOTE]
They don't care for the toast because it was browned.
Fuck Da policee.
[editline]12:15PM[/editline]
If Tony Blair's wife stayed in the kitchen and made the toast non of this would have happened.
