[QUOTE=Blargxz;26480568]Holy shit, how am I gonna take a shit?[/QUOTE]
You'll find out.
I kill myself.
Focus on more important things like raising my intake of currency.
Steal them from someone else.
Kill self.
Just wait, human race will die cause they can't reproduce themself anymore :smith:
[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;26480819]Just wait, human race will die cause they can't reproduce themself anymore :smith:[/QUOTE]
Didn't know the entire human race had to reproduce with you
No cause erryone reads facepunch so we all lost them.
You wouldn't be able to expose waste, death in a few days I suppose
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26480545] and lips.
.[/QUOTE]
I'd pobaby auk iek is
Everything is a sexual organ if you think about it.
*Kills Self*
Ass and lips are sexual organs?
What?
What about hands, feet, armpits, and anything else that creates friction?
Nothing changed.
[QUOTE=Blargxz;26480568]Holy shit, how am I gonna take a shit?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU[/media]
?
Cut my anus open so i can shit agian.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26480545]Including your asshole, and lips.
WAT DO.[/QUOTE]
Lips are not a sex organ, your asshole is also not a sex organ...
my nose is stopped up oh god i cant br-
[QUOTE=Blargxz;26480568]Holy shit, how am I gonna take a shit?[/QUOTE]
Shit spewing fingertips, yo.
go to the hospital and get new ones
[img]http://newer.gifdump.com/uploads/Ken%20Park%20-%20Suicide.gif[/img]
[sp]If this really counts as NSFW, I'll remove it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Pandemix;26483430][noparse][img]http://newer.gifdump.com/uploads/Ken%20Park%20-%20Suicide.gif[/img][/noparse]
[sp]If this really counts as NSFW, I'll remove it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Gun does not operate correctly.
The hammer didn't move at all, nor did the slide.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26483446]Gun does not operate correctly.[/QUOTE]
Good cal. The gun never shoots. His head is also meant to be thrown left (right for his view) because the bullet obviously gives some impulse.
[editline]4th December 2010[/editline]
ITT: we discuss a pistol
[QUOTE=Euphe;26483543]His head is also meant to be thrown left (right for his view) because the bullet obviously gives some impulse.[/QUOTE]
No, ever heard of Einstein's theory of relativity? In a TL;DR format, the force applied to the head must also be subjected to the pistol. This is why people don't fly when they are shot with a shotgun, since the force to lift them off their feets must also be applied to the shooter.
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