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In need of some really motherfucking cheap air tickets...

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I'm planning on proposing to my long term girlfriend officially in May, but I want to surprise her and do it as soon as in a Month. I need to get from: Indira Gandhi International Airport (IATA: DEL, ICAO: VIDP) - India -TO- Portland International Airport (IATA: PDX, ICAO: KPDX, FAA LID: PDX) - United States West Coast I have a budget of -/+ $1000. I have a US passport so Immigration should be a breeze. [b](inb4: Hijack plane, your Indian/brown/raghead/any racist bullshit/do it yourself.)[/b] I got fucked hard up the ass by a travel agency to getting here on the first place, $2000 for economy. I want to not get screwed over this time, I just don't know how to go around doing it. Can you help me out? And as for now I need a one way...

lmao enjoy the rain

I also need cheap tickets. I need to fly from Nigeria and stay with someone that I transferred some money to.

Ask one of your friends if he'll fly you other there.

Why would you use a travel agency to buy a plane ticket?

What do you expect us to do?

[url=http://www.kayak.com/r/OH2mk7]eh?[/url]

[QUOTE=Ragy;25553238]What do you expect us to do?[/QUOTE] Perhaps if you read you'd understand.

[QUOTE=Signature;25553260]Perhaps if you read you'd understand.[/QUOTE] I did read and you can buy a simple ticket yourself. FacePunch can't magically make prices lower for you.

here's some advice, look for a wednesday departure, i think that's often the cheapest day to fly on. I found a couple results, go to expedia.com and enter your airport and PDX as the location, then check the day you want to leave, then press find flights, i found a couple for the 10/27/10 day (next wednesday) for $812 for a one way flight (british airways). Did you want a round trip or not?

[QUOTE=Veers;25553241][url=http://www.kayak.com/r/OH2mk7]eh?[/url][/QUOTE] How would you like your blowjob kind sir? How do you do this stuff? Do you print a ticket once you've ordered it??

[QUOTE=Signature;25553304]How would you like your blowjob kind sir? How do you do this stuff? Do you print a ticket once you've ordered it??[/QUOTE] You print at the airport. I'm guessing you've never flown before.

Send me your credit card details and I will do it for you sir. [img]http://www.e4.com/media/5F5C19BB-A6ED-4F31-BE34-BA6A137274E4_extra.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25553299]here's some advice, look for a wednesday departure, i think that's often the cheapest day to fly on. I found a couple results, go to expedia.com and enter your airport and PDX as the location, then check the day you want to leave, then press find flights, i found a couple for the 10/27/10 day (next wednesday) for $812 for a one way flight (british airways). Did you want a round trip or not?[/QUOTE] No round trip. Not yet at least. Depends on how it goes :/

[QUOTE=Signature;25553345]No round trip. Not yet at least. Depends on how it goes :/[/QUOTE] Have you ever met this person, in person? You don't propose if you're not sure of the outcome.

[QUOTE=Ragy;25553326]You print at the airport. I'm guessing you've never flown before.[/QUOTE] I have, multiple times, I get a boarding pass directly from where I bought it from... But I don't think you can print them from home right?

[QUOTE=Signature;25553345]No round trip. Not yet at least. Depends on how it goes :/[/QUOTE] Keep in mind a flight like this for $812 has I think 2 stops? maybe 3 I can't remember, and it will be over an entire day of flying and waiting in airports

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25553368]Keep in mind a flight like this for $812 has I think 2 stops? maybe 3 I can't remember, and it will be over an entire day of flying and waiting in airports[/QUOTE] One of the stops should be Newark, NJ. Fuck I hated that 15 hour overlay. Is there a gate to gate flight?

$1000 you say? [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/22/article-0-03F7C308000005DC-759_468x286.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Signature;25553364]I have, multiple times, I get a boarding pass directly from where I bought it from... But I don't think you can print them from home right?[/QUOTE] No, printing from home is a security risk as someone could impersonate the name on the ticket and also to see if you checked in for the flight.

[QUOTE=Signature;25553395]One of the stops should be Newark, NJ. Fuck I hated that 15 hour overlay. Is there a gate to gate flight?[/QUOTE] Now you're getting picky

[QUOTE=Ragy;25553362]Have you ever met this person, in person? You don't propose if you're not sure of the outcome.[/QUOTE] I'm in India to stay with my sick grandparents so they don't fucking die while my father is jerking off with his drunken friends. My grandparents have recovered for now, but I'm also obligated to work here too. I've been with her for over 4 years in person if it matters.

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25553368]Keep in mind a flight like this for $812 has I think 2 stops? maybe 3 I can't remember, and it will be over an entire day of flying and waiting in airports[/QUOTE] Better than no flight

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25553441]Now you're getting picky[/QUOTE] Well, if I cant avoid that then fuck it obviously, I'll do it.

Well you can take a train through china and russia, then cross to alaska, then go through canada to west coast? [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] Also ticket prices vary oddly... 2-way trip might be cheaper than 1-way.

I have $5.36 in my PayPal. I don't know how converting that into cash to purchase a plane ticket would work but I'm willing to donate the little money I have to help you.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;25553802]I have $5.36 in my PayPal. I don't know how converting that into cash to purchase a plane ticket would work but I'm willing to donate the little money I have to help you.[/QUOTE] No, but thanks. Seriously, if your going to waste that money on me, go buy a large pizza for your family from my side. It's just a matter of 1 paycheck more then I'll be fine :)

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