[quote]Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl ... TMZ has learned.
Source close to KK tell TMZ ... it was a NATURAL CHILD BIRTH. She started having contractions Friday night and went into full labor early Saturday AM.
Our sources tell us the baby and Kim are both in good health. We're told Kim delivered the baby at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center this morning ... 5 weeks early.
Our sources say BF Kanye West was there for the entire thing -- in the delivery room by Kim's side. We're told Kanye cancelled his appearance at his own record release party last night when Kim told him she was feeling "a little off."
It is the first child for Kim and Kanye.[/quote]
[url]http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/15/kim-kardashian-gives-birth-baby-girl/[/url]
Because this is obviously news....
Then again the baby girl could quite possible be the anti-christ.
is it too early to be sayin this baby ain't no gold digger?
Good for them.
I really want to know her name.
That bad shoop oh god
[IMG]http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/06/15/0615-kim-kardashian-labor-3.jpg[/IMG]
-tasteless-
Wow NATURAL CHILD BIRTH I thought babies just magically popped out of celebrities
[QUOTE=demoguy08;41049031]Wow NATURAL CHILD BIRTH I thought babies just magically popped out of celebrities[/QUOTE]
remember, this is kanye's child
this could have possibly been a virgin birth
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;41048998]I really want to know her name.[/QUOTE]
yeezus
no exceptions
[QUOTE=demoguy08;41049031]Wow NATURAL CHILD BIRTH I thought babies just magically popped out of celebrities[/QUOTE]
There is a thing called a C-Section. Which is pretty unnatural, y'know.
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"My god, Girl! Who- who taught you your motherfuckin' ABCs???"
"Yeezy taught me."
First picture of the baby, it's beautiful :')
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5JYvoIZ.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41049021]Probably something like Shanaynay or Shaniqua[/QUOTE]
lol because black people give their kids odd names i get it hahahahahahaha i love not very subtle racism.
Seriously. Kim and Kanye. Neither are very out-there names. It'll either be some dumb celebrity name like Kimye, or it'll be a pretty normal name.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41049021]Probably something like Shanaynay or Shaniqua[/QUOTE]
WOW! ZING!!! You sure showed black people LOL!
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41049127]First picture of the baby, it's beautiful :')
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5JYvoIZ.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
how it actually will look like
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2GesZ20.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Judas;41049036]remember, this is kanye's child
this could have possibly been a virgin birth[/QUOTE]
Virgin birth? With Kim Kardashian? Hah!
[QUOTE=ss1234;41049228][IMG]http://s12.postimg.org/4vdymrw6l/kanye.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I came to this thread to make this joke.
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Desuh;41049253]how it actually will look like
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2GesZ20.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uKSyCDR.jpg[/img]
you forgot something.
[QUOTE=Desuh;41049008]That bad shoop oh god
[/QUOTE]
oh. i was expecting a kanye/kardashian edit of Ctrl+Alt+Delete's abortion comic
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;41049052]There is a thing called a C-Section. Which is pretty unnatural, y'know.
[editline]15th June 2013[/editline]
"My god, Girl! Who- who taught you your motherfuckin' ABCs???"
"Yeezy taught me."[/QUOTE]
I know of c-sections, but I didn't know they were common enough to warrant spelling out NATURAL BIRTH in caps
Do women get to choose in the US, or something? Here they are only done for medical reasons
Kim Kardashian once had a vagina sniffing competition between her sisters on her TV show. That being the extent of my knowledge of this womans body of work, I wish the child good luck.
Why isn't this classified as breaking news?
[QUOTE=Midas22;41049362]Why isn't this classified as breaking news?[/QUOTE]
Vagina-breaking news.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;41049332]I know of c-sections, but I didn't know they were common enough to warrant spelling out NATURAL BIRTH in caps
Do women get to choose in the US, or something? Here they are only done for medical reasons[/QUOTE]
It's the same here in the US, C-sections are typically reserved for situations that threaten the life of the mother or child. I'm guessing they're making a point of the natural birth because Kardashian is a model.
[QUOTE=polarbear.;41049308]oh. i was expecting a kanye/kardashian edit of Ctrl+Alt+Delete's abortion comic[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mclhe9P.jpg[/img]
Ask and [B]Ye[/B] shall provide.
[QUOTE=Mark364;41048980]Because this is obviously news....
Then again the baby girl could quite possible be the anti-christ.[/QUOTE]
Yes because clearly a devil comes from a humanoid?
and all the racists on facepunch come out for their shot at a zing
I hope they stick to the typical celebrity naming pattern and call the kid something just crazy, like Crystal Boy or something.
[editline]15th June 2013[/editline]
Hell, Penn Jillette called his kid Moxie Crimefighter and Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-El.
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