• A problem with me going to sleep and waking up naked
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Hi So recently (past few weeks) I've been having these nights where I go to sleep in usually just my underwear but I wake up naked and my underwear is laying besides my ass. Now this is actually really annoying because when I wake up, I become aware of my dick and balls just hanging there and it feels a bit uncomfortable, so I end up struggling half-awake to find my underwear and put them on. Then that wakes me up proper and I can't go back to sleep. Now the eerie thing is that, although one may think I'd do this subconsciously while asleep to regulate body temperature or whatever, I already account for that by only going to sleep in my underwear. And I shouldn't be doing if subconsciously because my conscious doesn't like waking up naked but this happens almost every night. Perhaps the most eerie thing is that the underwear is always besides me and not at my feet. Like, if I'm in bed and decide to have a wank I'll take them off but leave them at my feet. However somehow when this stuff happens I or something bothered to bring it up next to me. Oh yeah and yes I live by myself. This is serious pls give suggestions
u must have some freaky dreams
its me op I did it
Nothing scarier than waking up confused and cold in the dark then realising you've got a dick 'n balls
You should try wearing pajamas.
Wear these instead [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQIQYlRHD4[/media]
Gay ghosts. Only conclusion you can come to, really.
the underwear are trying to escape, I advice you to wear a celibacy belt to keep them on you
ghost blowjob
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/doDDhSD.png[/IMG] gotta be aliens imo
Try recording yourself all night with the blanket off and view the footage.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47809744]Try recording yourself all night with the blanket off and view the footage.[/QUOTE] This is probably the only thing you can do. If it's ghosts then we can't help you.
If you're THAT curious, you could set up a camera to record overnight. :v:
nah dude don't set a camera up, whatever you see could seriously scare you
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;47809835]This is probably the only thing you can do. If it's ghosts then we can't help you.[/QUOTE] Who said we couldn't help him with ghosts?
Wear a belt.
Maybe the temperature in your room is too high? try opening a window or lower the thermostat and your subconscious mind wouldn't try to cool down in the middle of the night? i dunno Or maybe gain some weight or get surgery to get uglier so your filthy mind wont't take every opportunity it has to get naked and flaunt the huge throbbing erection it obviously has for itself In all seriousness, if the problems persists, or even develops into more problematic nocturnal activities you should see some kind of doctor maybe? Sleepwalking can lead to you having really inefficient rest, which can lead to a host of problems
[QUOTE=arseman;47811420]Wear a belt.[/QUOTE] I thought only women wore belts with their underwear.
I now have this image in my head of a man freaking out in a bed realizing he has a dick and balls.
tbh I expected this thread to be in the rust section did not disappoint [QUOTE=yellowoboe;47811497]I now have this image in my head of a man freaking out in a bed realizing he has a dick and balls.[/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q1Mr2Ci-fg"]Lets educate OP on what that is[/URL]
Tie a clown horn to each foot and supply everyone in your house with a camera.
Have someone tie you up when you go to sleep so you can't remove your underwear.
wear a chastity belt and see if it's off when you wake up
I remember seeing an article on some site about this, it said if someone is possibly having sex with you then you have to tape your ass shut. You can tell in the morning if it's broken. If it's a girl just tape your door and see if its broken in the morning.
The penis fairy got you too OP?
[QUOTE=Poppadomus;47812456]The penis fairy got you too OP?[/QUOTE] the fabled penis inspection fairy
Wear more underwear.
So did you find out anything?
Haunted by a semen demon.
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