• Fargo man kicks his own feces at police
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[quote]A Fargo man is accused of trying to kick his own feces at police officers who responded to a party at his home Friday night. Officers came into contact with 64-year-old Dennis Fike at 11:30 p.m. while responding to a report of a loud party and violation of a protection order at his home at 911 5th Ave. S., Sgt. Ross Renner said. “Sometime during that contact, Mr. Fike pulled his pants down, defecated on the floor, made a comment to the officers and, at which point, attempted to kick fecal matter at the officers who were present,” Renner said Monday. Renner said Fike indicated to police that he had to go to the bathroom, but there weren’t enough officers present to allow him to do so, because they were still waiting for backup. “So, he, uh, yeah,” he said. Officers restrained Fike, arrested him and took him to the Cass County Jail. He was charged Monday in Cass County District Court with two felonies, preventing arrest or discharge of other duties and an attempt to commit a class C felony. He also faces one misdemeanor charge for disobeying a judicial order. Bail was set at $3,000, and Fike was ordered to maintain weekly contact with his attorney. A message left at the Cass County Jail for Fike was not returned.[/quote] Him [img]http://www.inforum.com/media/story/jpg/2009/09/01/fike-dennis-lester.jpg[/img] tl;dr he had to shit really badly but the police wouldnt let him so he shit on the ground and kicked it at the cops [url]http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/251537/[/url]
When a man's gotta go, a man's gotta go.
this man is my hero
There needs to be a game with an enemy like this.
That man is amazingly awesome.
They just sat on the grass and watched as he ripped of his pants, shat on the floor and kicked it at them.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;17071705]There needs to be a game with an enemy like this.[/QUOTE] No, there needs to be a game with a protagonist like this. "Shitkickers - Rectal Vengeance"
:krad2:
I misread the title as "Faygo man kicks his own feces at police" and marvelled at the mental image of soda-pop shit-punting
I guess he got the shit kicked out of him.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;17071705]There needs to be a game with an enemy like this.[/QUOTE] Close enough? [img]http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/conkerthegreatmightypoo620x.jpg[/img]
Ahahaha Really what the fuck? I can't decide whether this is stupid or hilarious
[QUOTE=Dan2593;17071763]They just sat on the grass and watched as he ripped of his pants, shat on the floor and kicked it at them.[/QUOTE] What were they supposed to do? Aim their gun at him?
now that's what i call [i]kicking[/i] it to the man
"discharge of other duties" Haha, he discharged some doodie alright!
Man, what a shit disturber!
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17072400]I guess he got the shit kicked out of him.[/QUOTE] I laughed kinda hard [editline]11:55PM[/editline] i feel so ashamed
It's the man who decides not to throw his shoes, but his own human waste. Lovely.
He has shown them who is the boss kinda
[b]Quit kickin' 'yer shit at me eh?[/b] [img]http://www.watchmoviestreaming.com/pictures/fargo1.jpg[/img]
House of Pain put it best: [quote]Put on your shitkickers and kick some shit[/quote]
[QUOTE=wommle v2;17071680]this man is my hero[/QUOTE] A true role model
"I guess the shit hit the fan and by fan i mean police officer" [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/jeffu14/austin-powers.jpg[/IMG]
So he's a monkey? :smug:
Them crazy Minnesotans.
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;17094003]Them crazy Minnesotans.[/QUOTE] :crossarms: Fargo is in North Dakota.
[QUOTE=Sharp;17094828]:crossarms: Fargo is in North Dakota.[/QUOTE] That's the joke...
What happens when you monkey around.
$3,000 shit.
[QUOTE=Wax;17073188][b]Quit kickin' 'yer shit at me eh?[/b] [img]http://www.watchmoviestreaming.com/pictures/fargo1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I came for the movie reference. I left satisfied. [editline]11:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;17072431]Close enough? [img]http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/conkerthegreatmightypoo620x.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yeah, "I love RetroJunk" is close enough.
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