ITT: You really gotta poop and someone is taking forever in the bathroom.

[NotSo1337]

This is a shitty situation.

[Chef salad]

I live alone.

[Nate]

There are two bathrooms in my house.

[kmlkmljkl]

Shit on the floor and blame the dog

[Spetzaz]

I'm used to this. I have a sister with IBS who spends 4-6 hours on the only bathroom we have. (Not joking)
Some times she spends her night there. Normally she only uses about an hour tho'. Either way, I've learned to hold in for a very long.

[editline]12th December 2010[/editline]

And go at every chance I have.

[Jill]

Go all over their bed.

[Riley]

Take a dump outside the bathroom door then... Leave them to clean it up

[Devodiere]

Fuck this shit, I'm going outside to poop in the garden.

[Mr. Someguy]

I wait.

[Zorgoth64]

LET ME IN I HAVE TO SHIT!!!

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[imthejesus69]

Take a dump outside.

[Belgian Punk]

Cmon cmon cmon cmon....

[darcy010]

[QUOTE=Nate;26643056]There are two bathrooms in my house.[/QUOTE]

I have three :smug:
[sp]SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL TAKEN![/sp]

[Moosey Fate!]

Dammit, do I have to challenge you to a rap battle?!

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[Wnd]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;26643045]I live alone.[/QUOTE]

Cool kid

[Spetzaz]

[QUOTE=darcy010;26643748]I have three :smug:
[sp]SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL TAKEN![/sp][/QUOTE]

Party?

[Infected Vagina]

I shit on a plastic bag and wrap it up. I toss it out of my window to the garbage can.

[Eila]

3 toilets.

[Jookia]

I explode in a mess of blood, guts and feces.

[NotSo1337]

I got an idea.
Stick a toilet cleaner up your pooper and clean your butt out. No more poop!

[editline]12th December 2010[/editline]

:woop:

[liltomoyuki]

Let me in the goddamn bathroom or i'm gonna take a dump on your fucking bed

[Fycix]

Shit into a container, and get a spackle spatula.

Spread said shit over the doors creating a hermetic seal, with the shit stench flowing beautifully into the bathroom.

[Carne]

4 toilets in this house, so I'll just pick one of them.

[Sitkero]

Shit in the chimney

[DrBones]

Realize that I just have gas, fart in a bottle, then rig a pressure plate system so that when the asshole in the bathroom comes out, he'll trigger the bottle, and cause it to open, filling his immediate area with stinky poo gas.

[gvazdas]

Shit in the room who's owner is the one who's taking forever in the toilet.

[Tyvak]

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;26644783]stinky poo gas.[/QUOTE]

I feel stupid for laughing at this.

[Lancerue]

Break down the door, shit in the toilet like a boss.

[ineedateam1]

I have 3 bathrooms - but i also have a garden

[SgtTupelo]

I shit in their hat.