Fetus found at a High School was actually just vegetables
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An analysis has determined that a suspected 7-week-old fetus discovered in a stairwell at Southmoreland High School was some sort of "vegetable matter and not human remains," according to forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht of Pittsburgh.
"I can't be further specific," said Wecht. He notified the Westmoreland County Coroner's office of his finding earlier this week.
State police at Greensburg and the coroner's office were summoned by district officials to the school in Alverton after a female custodian discovered the material in a stairwell near a girl's lavatory on the evening of May 19. She became concerned because she had earlier found blood in a toilet in a girls restroom.
School officials contacted state police and the state Department of Health.
Superintendent John Halfhill said he learned of Wecht's findings on Thursday.
"The coroner's office notified us (yesterday) that Dr. Cyril Wecht had investigated the material and found it was some kind of vegetable-based material," Halfhill said. "Unfortunately, a lot of conclusions were jumped to before confirmation was made."
Wecht said he couldn't be sure of the exact origin of the material because that would require too many unnecessary tests.
"The important thing is that it is not human fetal tissue," Wecht said.
Halfhill said the coroner's office is scheduled to release a report. Attempts to reach the office were unsuccessful.
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ah Pennsylvania
did someone eat it?
Cucumber?
That reminds me of that article about how "It was reported that there was a baby in the trashcan, but upon further investigation from police officials, it was revealed to only be a burrito."
[QUOTE=Peluri;22313385]did someone eat it?[/QUOTE]
Before or after it was found?
I like how they apparently examined it enough to determine it was probably 7 weeks old before realizing it was just a vegetable.
and Fetus was vegetables.
This gives a new meaning to "Vegetative State".
This is what happens when 2 vegans try to mate
Was it Kimchi?
That's gotta be the best senior prank in recorded history.
Also, wasn't there a very old news paper cutout from an ancient LMAO picture thread, reporting a baby was found in a walmart dumpster, which turned out to be a taco upon examination?
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ninja'd
honey i think i'm pregnant
oh fucking hell
i'm gonna go to the hospital i'll be back soon
*comes back*
oh hey, so what happened?
oh it just turned out to be vegetables
[QUOTE=thisispain;22316817]honey i think i'm pregnant
oh fucking hell
i'm gonna go to the hospital i'll be back soon
*comes back*
oh hey, so what happened?
oh it just turned out to be vegetables[/QUOTE]
Fucking cabbage instead of baby.
I could probably take one look at it and tell you it wasn't human.
Either way, such a thing is quite hard to swallow.
Just goes to show how questionable school food really is. :v:
Must be from the cabbage patch.
I want to see a picture of it because otherwise I can't understand how anyone could mistake a vegetable for a fetus, what the hell is wrong with this vegetable?
[QUOTE=Faunts;22313399]That reminds me of that article about how "It was reported that there was a baby in the trashcan, but upon further investigation from police officials, it was revealed to only be a burrito."[/QUOTE]
what
how can you
:geno:
How can people mistake vegetables for a fetus?
Vegetable baby must be in a wheelchair all his life :frown:
It's probably a fetus of one of the Cabbage Patch Kids.
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When boiled I could see why people would think that actually
So is anyone going to post directions for how to make these veggie fetuses or not
because I want to leave them [b]everywhere[/b]
Thew, I was worried.
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