As the title says, this thread is just for your experiences on Omegle. On Omegle video chat I was met by numerous groups of girls telling me they love my ginger hair and my english accent, they want to marry me. Ect. It made me feel better about my horrible social life. How about you?
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
You: m 19, chicago, u?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 17 f md
You: sweet tits
Stranger: u dont even see them
You: look out the window...[/quote]
I was incredibly bored so I decided to troll and say I was an old woman.
[quote]Stranger: 21 m india
You: 76 female america
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: hru?
You: what do you mean
Stranger: how r u?
You: i'm okay
Stranger: ?
You: i guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: horny??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: dere
You: no dear
You: i'm too old for that
Stranger: so wht?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: u r so expiernced
Stranger: in the field
[/quote]
:ohdear:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: /b/?
Stranger: hi asl?
You: m 19 usa, u?
Stranger: 14 f virginia
You: cool cool.....
Stranger: what state u from?:)
You: indiana
Stranger: cool
You: yupp yupp....
Stranger: what are u tryin to find on here?
You: to be honest, to just cause mayhem....but i'll spare you, you seem nice :)
Stranger: ahhhh thanks
You: no problem....what are you trying to find?
Stranger: most people are just lookin for sex pshhhhhh
You: yeah i noticed lol
Stranger: im tryin to meet someone to take to the next level
You: next level?
Stranger: like text and stuff like that
You: cool cool...be carefull on the internet though, you never know who youre talking to
Stranger: yeah....i have been....one dude was like 30...onther dude just sent me pics of his dick
Stranger: is it wrong that i got turned on? :)
You: yeah, since your "14".......your probably a dude, aren;t you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why would u say that?
Stranger: u wanna see me?
Stranger: [url]http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/FlyleafForever14[/url]
Stranger: proof
You: ugly bitch[/quote]
yo guys we gotta have like a code thing to greet eachother from FP,someone make up one
"asl?"
What did you say?
That would be pretty good :] considering everything is in text....unless you are talking about video omegle.
Do any of you renember that "oscar mike" thing from last thread? It was so fucking coolio and I don't renember it.
Every time I give Omegle a go it's always some dumb bitch saying ASL.
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[Quote]Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u a teen?74
Stranger: errrrr
Stranger: 74 was a typo
You: Sarge we are pinned down over here need backup now!
You: MG's on our ass!
Stranger: wttff?[/Quote]
Am i doing it right?
[b] My Friend's Friend did this a while ago, I saw this thread and fetched it out of my Skype. Chat Logging FTW [/b]
[Quote]
You: Yes, thats me! Hey Brad :)
Stranger: i figured i'd find u
You: Yea! What are you doing brad?
Stranger: nuthing talking to you both ways fb and here
You: haha! funny :) its awesome that i found you here
Stranger: yeah same here i asked someone if they were mary a second ago but they disconnected
You: because they weren't me lol
Stranger: haha
You: ah what a fine day today was
You: Im kinda horny brad
Stranger: good we can have chat sex
You: okay baby, lets.. you're not surprised are you?
Stranger: well kinda
You: whys that?
Stranger: i'd never well u never told me that
You: I know i didnt, but ive had feelings like this towards you.. i always had
You: i just never really had the balls to tell you..
You: but you really turn me on, you always did
Stranger: would u let me finger u??
You: Of course, I would let you do anything to me
Stranger: ok then are u kidding
You: No im not kidding actually
Stranger: ok when where and what time
You: tomorrow? your house?
You: 3 pm..
Stranger: nahh we cant do that my parents will catch us
You: damn..
You: mines leave at 5
You: is that good?
Stranger: hey can u go to shiloh park
You: Totally!
Stranger: we can do it there tomarrow at 12:30
You: Alright we will, thats a good time
Stranger: swear on God that u arent lying
You: I swear to God, Brad I wouldnt lie to you.
Stranger: ok then tomarrow 12:30 should i bring a condom
You: Yes but can you do me a favor?
Stranger: yeah
You: Do it forcefully.. I like it forced
Stranger: ok i can do that
You: pretend like you're raping me..
Stranger: but u got to do me a favor
You: Okay? ;)
You: yea?
Stranger: u got to suck my cock hard to where i crying
You: I will!
Stranger: ok 12:30 lets chat on facebook
You: alright, behave for now. :) act innocent okay?
Stranger: i will til i get hold of you ok meet me at the water park
You: Sounds good, act innocent on facebook for me.. I want you to act normal for now and at the water park come out of no where and force me down, got it?
Stranger: ok well go from the water park to the softball bathroom its a nice one or we could do it in one of the play grounds
You: Play grounds
Stranger: alright i can do that
You: Good.
You: Now please act innocent on facebook dont talk about this because my parents can read chat logs on there
You: they cant read omegle chat logs though ;)
Stranger: please dont be faking cus im hard right now cus ur so sexy
You: Im not faking baby, i swore to god. ;)
Stranger: yeah i know how u gonna get there
You: Taxi
You: I got spare cash in my drawer
Stranger: there are no taxi's in brandon
You: there arnt?
Stranger: not unless u call one from jackson
You: shit.. Ive never needed a taxi
You: can you give me a lift?
Stranger: call one of ur friends that drive
Stranger: nahh cus im gonna be on a bike
You: Ah okay, ill ask someone
Stranger: ok well how we gonna do it lets discuss
You: i'll call some people tonight and ask if they can give me a lift
You: You'll see tomorrow. ;)
Stranger: alright so u want it super hard and i want u on top so u can ride me
You: Any way you want
Stranger: alright
You: God i cant wait!
Stranger: me either u still horny
You: a little ;)
Stranger: i'm still a little hard
You: Good, tomorrow ill make you cum
Stranger: u want it in ur mouth
Stranger: or suck it out the condum
You: mouth
You: wait hun, are we going to the splash pad?
Stranger: alright i'll let u know wen its coming out
Stranger: yeah to meet there then go somewhere whereever u want to do it is fine with me
You: Can you go to my house in the bike maybe? pick me up there :)
Stranger: how far is ur house from there
You: Eh so/so, ill just ask a friend to take me there
Stranger: yeah that will be better
You: Alright, do you want to meet at the restroom near the tennis corts?
Stranger: up on the hill
Stranger: by the statur
Stranger: statue
You: Alright, sounds good
Stranger: alright so meet at the statue
You: do you think we could meet right at the flag pole by the parking lot?
Stranger: yeah sounds good then where do u want to go from there
You: anywhere you want ;)
Stranger: i'll let u choose since ur gonna be on top
You: alright we'll see when we get there okay?
Stranger: okay baby is that ok if i call u that
You: not on facebook so my parents dont see the chat logs
Stranger: yeah myn to
You: okay, good. ;) Ill see you there baby. Behave for now, and force fuck me there!
Stranger: oh u can count on that baby imma fuck the shit out of you
You: Mmmm, dont tell me. DO IT
Stranger: but u got to ride me as hard as y can and i cant do it right now baby ur way excited i like it
You: I'll ride you so hard!
Stranger: awesome
You: Mmmmm, hehe
Stranger: we are sneaky and hey dont tell anybody about it cus if u dont we can do this as much as we want :)
You: I wont tell a soul!
Stranger: good not eveb ur friend just tell them to drop u off
You: okay!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: this is gonna be a live porno scene
You: Oh yes it will...
Stranger: u want me to video it on my phone so we can whatch it
You: YES
Stranger: alright bringing my phone
You: Gooooddd!!
Stranger: bring urs
You: okay
Stranger: well have two videos
You: Good, we'll watch them christmas ;)
Stranger: this is our christmas present from each other
You: Oh it is!
Stranger: and if u bail on me im never txtin or talkin to u agin
You: I wont bail on you !!
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: cant wait to fuck you
You: I cant wait to fuck you too ;)
Stranger: haha :)
Stranger: got to go parents home txt me if u can
You: but behave till then act as innocent as you can so my parents dont get suspitious
Stranger: alright i will
Stranger: bye baby
You: Bye ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;27065479]yo guys we gotta have like a code thing to greet eachother from FP,someone make up one[/QUOTE]
^FP?
I once ended up chatting to my Girlfriend.
Shit was awkward when I asked for a Facebook page.
[QUOTE=Daedraul;27066610]I once ended up chatting to my Girlfriend.
Shit was awkward when I asked for a Facebook page.[/QUOTE]
bullshit
[QUOTE=Unicorn Kid;27066630]bullshit[/QUOTE]
Horse Excretions.
But Seriously, she was in the other room on her laptop.
[QUOTE=ccampincarl;27066477][b] My Friend's Friend did this a while ago, I saw this thread and fetched it out of my Skype. Chat Logging FTW [/b][/QUOTE]
I don't get it....Was your friend a guy pretending to be this Mary?
Also how'd you know all those spots at this park?
I'm so confused.
but then who was Mary.
[quote]Stranger: Asl
You: 14/f/canda
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: Ooh,
Stranger: Yea
You: I love older men <3
You: Man, I'm rubbing my cock so fast right now
You: Make me cum
Stranger: Wat
You: Nigguh you just went full retard
Stranger: Ur a man
You: Yup
You: Man my cock feels so warm
[/quote]
:wtc:
[QUOTE=Sykez;27066669]I don't get it....Was your friend a guy pretending to be this Mary?
Also how'd you know all those spots at this park?
I'm so confused.[/QUOTE]
Yea, she was fucking around on Omegle and then some guy ended up answering asking if she was from a previous chat and if the connection broke up, then proceeded to play along. She played as Mary. And she's a Winner.
I've got a recording of using the Dancing Anon video and have people dance along with the video along with pictures of peoples facial reactions. Would you like for me to upload and show it to you guys?
One time I was on Omegle making my best attempt to troll the trolls. Long story short, a person who I thought was 12-years old proved to me that he was father, mid-thirties. He took photos of his sleeping wife and daughter (I think it was a daughter.. or a very girlish boy) with a drawing of a cat and a clock to prove his story (since I didn't think he'd have any cat-clock drawings on hand). Nice guy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Oh my.
Stranger: Gosh.
You: What have you done?
You: The glass is all over the floor.
Stranger: Im sorry it's a habit.
You: Did you ever consider seeing a therapist about that?
You: I mean, this is going to take hours to clean.
Stranger: I have. But I just can't stop. I love it. Eating glass is so great.
You: Your teeth, though, and your gums, and your throat... don't they hurt?
You: Also, oh look.
You: A bee has flown through what was once the living room window.
You: I'm deathly allergic.
Stranger: My gums are amune to it. And bees are NEARLY harmless if you don't mess with them. I will eat it next time I stop by.
You: Oh, goodie. :D
You: I better go get a broom to clean all of this up.
You: Take what you'd like to eat for later.
Stranger: K. I will. Thanks. I really enjoy the brand of window you buy. :)
You: It's lovely, isn't it?
You: Lovely conversing with you.
You: Toodle-oo.
Yerp.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you see that thing?
Stranger: Yeah!
You: What the hell is it?
Stranger: I think it's a unicorn
You: Naw, it doesn't have long enough legs.
You: I think it might be like a boar or something.
Stranger: But don't boars have snouts?
You: Well what the hell is it, then?
Stranger: What about a centaur-daschdund hybrid?
You: You lost me.[/quote]
Outsmarted with my own idea.
One time I spent 2 hours talking to a really nice girl around my age who lived about an hour away from me. We had a nice chat about school and friends and holidays. Then the page accidentally reloaded and I was sent to another random person :saddowns:
Men. Use "^FP?" Without quotes.
To signal other facepunchers.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: lets get to business
You: ^FP?
You: Oh okay
You: What type of business?
Stranger: of fucking
You: Like pottery. Bakery
You: Oh.
Stranger: and fapping on this chat
You: Okay.
You: You female or male.
Stranger: are you a guy ore a girl?
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: good
Stranger: me too
Stranger: lets fingerbang eachother
Stranger: eat eachother out
You: So how hard is your cock?
You: Mines pretty hard.
[b]Stranger: yeah mine to
Stranger: i just came
Stranger: thanks[/b]
Uh what.
I start every chat with
"If you say asl i will rip your head off and drink your spinal fluid"
Good icebreaker
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: do you have a dick?
Stranger: nope.
You: do you have a vagina?
Stranger: yes,
You: me too
You: lol
You: are you straight?
Stranger: yes.
You: damn
You: im a lesbian
You: can you show me your tits anyway?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: 23 f syd u?
Stranger: hi
You: shut the fuck up lets fuck
Stranger: 1 question first
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 9
Stranger: bye
You: love you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ey there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: cool
You: you like boobies?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: do u have
You: of course i do
You: lol
Stranger: small1 or big 1
You: ive had them for 50 years
You: what do you think?
Stranger: o u r the mother fucker am searching for u bastard
You: what?
Stranger: fuck ur mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:ohdear:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi there
You: ^fp
Stranger: there
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Stranger: 18 f, i'm
Stranger: belgium
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Stranger: asl,?
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Stranger: how are u?/ :)
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Stranger: yyour name?
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Stranger: iim Steffie
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Stranger: nice to meet uu
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Stranger: :)
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Stranger: Wanna cam.?
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Stranger: my id there Steffie55
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Stranger: you can add me there
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Stranger: [url]http://bit.ly/gbUk5m[/url]
You: there
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Stranger: thats my profile
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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