• Experiences with Omegle
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As the title says, this thread is just for your experiences on Omegle. On Omegle video chat I was met by numerous groups of girls telling me they love my ginger hair and my english accent, they want to marry me. Ect. It made me feel better about my horrible social life. How about you?
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: asl You: m 19, chicago, u? Stranger: cool Stranger: 17 f md You: sweet tits Stranger: u dont even see them You: look out the window...[/quote]
I was incredibly bored so I decided to troll and say I was an old woman. [quote]Stranger: 21 m india You: 76 female america Stranger: ? Stranger: hii Stranger: hru? You: what do you mean Stranger: how r u? You: i'm okay Stranger: ? You: i guess Stranger: ok Stranger: horny?? Stranger: ?? Stranger: dere You: no dear You: i'm too old for that Stranger: so wht? Stranger: ?? Stranger: u r so expiernced Stranger: in the field [/quote] :ohdear:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: /b/? Stranger: hi asl? You: m 19 usa, u? Stranger: 14 f virginia You: cool cool..... Stranger: what state u from?:) You: indiana Stranger: cool You: yupp yupp.... Stranger: what are u tryin to find on here? You: to be honest, to just cause mayhem....but i'll spare you, you seem nice :) Stranger: ahhhh thanks You: no problem....what are you trying to find? Stranger: most people are just lookin for sex pshhhhhh You: yeah i noticed lol Stranger: im tryin to meet someone to take to the next level You: next level? Stranger: like text and stuff like that You: cool cool...be carefull on the internet though, you never know who youre talking to Stranger: yeah....i have been....one dude was like 30...onther dude just sent me pics of his dick Stranger: is it wrong that i got turned on? :) You: yeah, since your "14".......your probably a dude, aren;t you? Stranger: no Stranger: why would u say that? Stranger: u wanna see me? Stranger: [url]http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/FlyleafForever14[/url] Stranger: proof You: ugly bitch[/quote]
yo guys we gotta have like a code thing to greet eachother from FP,someone make up one
"asl?"
What did you say? That would be pretty good :] considering everything is in text....unless you are talking about video omegle.
Do any of you renember that "oscar mike" thing from last thread? It was so fucking coolio and I don't renember it.
Every time I give Omegle a go it's always some dumb bitch saying ASL.
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[Quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: r u a teen?74 Stranger: errrrr Stranger: 74 was a typo You: Sarge we are pinned down over here need backup now! You: MG's on our ass! Stranger: wttff?[/Quote] Am i doing it right?
[b] My Friend's Friend did this a while ago, I saw this thread and fetched it out of my Skype. Chat Logging FTW [/b] [Quote] You: Yes, thats me! Hey Brad :) Stranger: i figured i'd find u You: Yea! What are you doing brad? Stranger: nuthing talking to you both ways fb and here You: haha! funny :) its awesome that i found you here Stranger: yeah same here i asked someone if they were mary a second ago but they disconnected You: because they weren't me lol Stranger: haha You: ah what a fine day today was You: Im kinda horny brad Stranger: good we can have chat sex You: okay baby, lets.. you're not surprised are you? Stranger: well kinda You: whys that? Stranger: i'd never well u never told me that You: I know i didnt, but ive had feelings like this towards you.. i always had You: i just never really had the balls to tell you.. You: but you really turn me on, you always did Stranger: would u let me finger u?? You: Of course, I would let you do anything to me Stranger: ok then are u kidding You: No im not kidding actually Stranger: ok when where and what time You: tomorrow? your house? You: 3 pm.. Stranger: nahh we cant do that my parents will catch us You: damn.. You: mines leave at 5 You: is that good? Stranger: hey can u go to shiloh park You: Totally! Stranger: we can do it there tomarrow at 12:30 You: Alright we will, thats a good time Stranger: swear on God that u arent lying You: I swear to God, Brad I wouldnt lie to you. Stranger: ok then tomarrow 12:30 should i bring a condom You: Yes but can you do me a favor? Stranger: yeah You: Do it forcefully.. I like it forced Stranger: ok i can do that You: pretend like you're raping me.. Stranger: but u got to do me a favor You: Okay? ;) You: yea? Stranger: u got to suck my cock hard to where i crying You: I will! Stranger: ok 12:30 lets chat on facebook You: alright, behave for now. :) act innocent okay? Stranger: i will til i get hold of you ok meet me at the water park You: Sounds good, act innocent on facebook for me.. I want you to act normal for now and at the water park come out of no where and force me down, got it? Stranger: ok well go from the water park to the softball bathroom its a nice one or we could do it in one of the play grounds You: Play grounds Stranger: alright i can do that You: Good. You: Now please act innocent on facebook dont talk about this because my parents can read chat logs on there You: they cant read omegle chat logs though ;) Stranger: please dont be faking cus im hard right now cus ur so sexy You: Im not faking baby, i swore to god. ;) Stranger: yeah i know how u gonna get there You: Taxi You: I got spare cash in my drawer Stranger: there are no taxi's in brandon You: there arnt? Stranger: not unless u call one from jackson You: shit.. Ive never needed a taxi You: can you give me a lift? Stranger: call one of ur friends that drive Stranger: nahh cus im gonna be on a bike You: Ah okay, ill ask someone Stranger: ok well how we gonna do it lets discuss You: i'll call some people tonight and ask if they can give me a lift You: You'll see tomorrow. ;) Stranger: alright so u want it super hard and i want u on top so u can ride me You: Any way you want Stranger: alright You: God i cant wait! Stranger: me either u still horny You: a little ;) Stranger: i'm still a little hard You: Good, tomorrow ill make you cum Stranger: u want it in ur mouth Stranger: or suck it out the condum You: mouth You: wait hun, are we going to the splash pad? Stranger: alright i'll let u know wen its coming out Stranger: yeah to meet there then go somewhere whereever u want to do it is fine with me You: Can you go to my house in the bike maybe? pick me up there :) Stranger: how far is ur house from there You: Eh so/so, ill just ask a friend to take me there Stranger: yeah that will be better You: Alright, do you want to meet at the restroom near the tennis corts? Stranger: up on the hill Stranger: by the statur Stranger: statue You: Alright, sounds good Stranger: alright so meet at the statue You: do you think we could meet right at the flag pole by the parking lot? Stranger: yeah sounds good then where do u want to go from there You: anywhere you want ;) Stranger: i'll let u choose since ur gonna be on top You: alright we'll see when we get there okay? Stranger: okay baby is that ok if i call u that You: not on facebook so my parents dont see the chat logs Stranger: yeah myn to You: okay, good. ;) Ill see you there baby. Behave for now, and force fuck me there! Stranger: oh u can count on that baby imma fuck the shit out of you You: Mmmm, dont tell me. DO IT Stranger: but u got to ride me as hard as y can and i cant do it right now baby ur way excited i like it You: I'll ride you so hard! Stranger: awesome You: Mmmmm, hehe Stranger: we are sneaky and hey dont tell anybody about it cus if u dont we can do this as much as we want :) You: I wont tell a soul! Stranger: good not eveb ur friend just tell them to drop u off You: okay! Stranger: :) Stranger: this is gonna be a live porno scene You: Oh yes it will... Stranger: u want me to video it on my phone so we can whatch it You: YES Stranger: alright bringing my phone You: Gooooddd!! Stranger: bring urs You: okay Stranger: well have two videos You: Good, we'll watch them christmas ;) Stranger: this is our christmas present from each other You: Oh it is! Stranger: and if u bail on me im never txtin or talkin to u agin You: I wont bail on you !! Stranger: ok good Stranger: cant wait to fuck you You: I cant wait to fuck you too ;) Stranger: haha :) Stranger: got to go parents home txt me if u can You: but behave till then act as innocent as you can so my parents dont get suspitious Stranger: alright i will Stranger: bye baby You: Bye ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;27065479]yo guys we gotta have like a code thing to greet eachother from FP,someone make up one[/QUOTE] ^FP?
I once ended up chatting to my Girlfriend. Shit was awkward when I asked for a Facebook page.
[QUOTE=Daedraul;27066610]I once ended up chatting to my Girlfriend. Shit was awkward when I asked for a Facebook page.[/QUOTE] bullshit
[QUOTE=Unicorn Kid;27066630]bullshit[/QUOTE] Horse Excretions. But Seriously, she was in the other room on her laptop.
[QUOTE=ccampincarl;27066477][b] My Friend's Friend did this a while ago, I saw this thread and fetched it out of my Skype. Chat Logging FTW [/b][/QUOTE] I don't get it....Was your friend a guy pretending to be this Mary? Also how'd you know all those spots at this park? I'm so confused.
but then who was Mary.
[quote]Stranger: Asl You: 14/f/canda Stranger: 18 m usa You: Ooh, Stranger: Yea You: I love older men <3 You: Man, I'm rubbing my cock so fast right now You: Make me cum Stranger: Wat You: Nigguh you just went full retard Stranger: Ur a man You: Yup You: Man my cock feels so warm [/quote] :wtc:
[QUOTE=Sykez;27066669]I don't get it....Was your friend a guy pretending to be this Mary? Also how'd you know all those spots at this park? I'm so confused.[/QUOTE] Yea, she was fucking around on Omegle and then some guy ended up answering asking if she was from a previous chat and if the connection broke up, then proceeded to play along. She played as Mary. And she's a Winner.
I've got a recording of using the Dancing Anon video and have people dance along with the video along with pictures of peoples facial reactions. Would you like for me to upload and show it to you guys?
One time I was on Omegle making my best attempt to troll the trolls. Long story short, a person who I thought was 12-years old proved to me that he was father, mid-thirties. He took photos of his sleeping wife and daughter (I think it was a daughter.. or a very girlish boy) with a drawing of a cat and a clock to prove his story (since I didn't think he'd have any cat-clock drawings on hand). Nice guy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Oh my. Stranger: Gosh. You: What have you done? You: The glass is all over the floor. Stranger: Im sorry it's a habit. You: Did you ever consider seeing a therapist about that? You: I mean, this is going to take hours to clean. Stranger: I have. But I just can't stop. I love it. Eating glass is so great. You: Your teeth, though, and your gums, and your throat... don't they hurt? You: Also, oh look. You: A bee has flown through what was once the living room window. You: I'm deathly allergic. Stranger: My gums are amune to it. And bees are NEARLY harmless if you don't mess with them. I will eat it next time I stop by. You: Oh, goodie. :D You: I better go get a broom to clean all of this up. You: Take what you'd like to eat for later. Stranger: K. I will. Thanks. I really enjoy the brand of window you buy. :) You: It's lovely, isn't it? You: Lovely conversing with you. You: Toodle-oo. Yerp.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Do you see that thing? Stranger: Yeah! You: What the hell is it? Stranger: I think it's a unicorn You: Naw, it doesn't have long enough legs. You: I think it might be like a boar or something. Stranger: But don't boars have snouts? You: Well what the hell is it, then? Stranger: What about a centaur-daschdund hybrid? You: You lost me.[/quote] Outsmarted with my own idea.
One time I spent 2 hours talking to a really nice girl around my age who lived about an hour away from me. We had a nice chat about school and friends and holidays. Then the page accidentally reloaded and I was sent to another random person :saddowns:
Men. Use "^FP?" Without quotes. To signal other facepunchers. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: lets get to business You: ^FP? You: Oh okay You: What type of business? Stranger: of fucking You: Like pottery. Bakery You: Oh. Stranger: and fapping on this chat You: Okay. You: You female or male. Stranger: are you a guy ore a girl? You: I'm a girl Stranger: good Stranger: me too Stranger: lets fingerbang eachother Stranger: eat eachother out You: So how hard is your cock? You: Mines pretty hard. [b]Stranger: yeah mine to Stranger: i just came Stranger: thanks[/b] Uh what.
I start every chat with "If you say asl i will rip your head off and drink your spinal fluid" Good icebreaker
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hey Stranger: hey You: do you have a dick? Stranger: nope. You: do you have a vagina? Stranger: yes, You: me too You: lol You: are you straight? Stranger: yes. You: damn You: im a lesbian You: can you show me your tits anyway? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hey Stranger: 23 f syd u? Stranger: hi You: shut the fuck up lets fuck Stranger: 1 question first Stranger: how old are u? You: 9 Stranger: bye You: love you Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: ey there Stranger: hi Stranger: m here You: cool You: you like boobies? Stranger: yup Stranger: do u have You: of course i do You: lol Stranger: small1 or big 1 You: ive had them for 50 years You: what do you think? Stranger: o u r the mother fucker am searching for u bastard You: what? Stranger: fuck ur mother Your conversational partner has disconnected. :ohdear:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi there You: ^fp Stranger: there You: there You: there Stranger: 18 f, i'm Stranger: belgium You: there You: there You: there Stranger: asl,? You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there Stranger: how are u?/ :) You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: the Stranger: yyour name? You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there Stranger: iim Steffie You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there Stranger: nice to meet uu You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: threre Stranger: :) You: there Stranger: Wanna cam.? You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: therr\ Stranger: my id there Steffie55 You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: the You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there Stranger: you can add me there You: there You: ther You: there You: there You: there Stranger: [url]http://bit.ly/gbUk5m[/url] You: there You: there You: there You: there Stranger: thats my profile You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there You: there Your conversational partner has disconnected. [IMG]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/sirenofchaos432/dumbbitch.jpg[/IMG]
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