• Mom Went to see a Psychic; now She's Spewing Bullshit at Me
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Title says it all. My mom went to see a psychic today- Note that I'm pretty skeptical about these kinds of people, and now she's been annoying me with all the stupid things the lady told her. Things like how my dead grandparents are telling me happy birthday and all that (Even though today isn't my birthday), etc etc. It's starting to get extremely annoying, and I don't believe it for a second. Anyone else had a similar experience?
Happy birthday! no really, maybe she is going through a phase? or she is crazy.
I'm psychic, You will die.
Psychic: Heroin and crack cocaine is the solution to all your problems!
I'm phsychic, your grandparents will kill you. [editline]08:35PM[/editline] what Umi said.
[QUOTE=Kappa169;17604580]Happy birthday! no really, maybe she is going through a phase? or she is crazy.[/QUOTE] It's not really a phase. She's gone there before, she finds it interesting. (And she's an annoying christian, so you'd understand why she wants to talk to her dead-ass parents.)
Tell her psychics are the devil's work
[QUOTE=naughtydog;17604620]It's not really a phase. She's gone there before, she finds it interesting. (And she's an annoying christian, so you'd understand why she wants to talk to her dead-ass parents.)[/QUOTE] She misses them. Leave her alone, she will get over it.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
[QUOTE=Kappa169;17604646]She misses them. Leave her alone, she will get over it.[/QUOTE] Leave HER alone? I haven't done anything wrong, she's the one who should get a stfu-slap.
Ignore her, hopefully she'll stop.
[QUOTE=naughtydog;17604620]It's not really a phase. She's gone there before, she finds it interesting. (And she's an annoying christian, so you'd understand why she wants to talk to her dead-ass parents.)[/QUOTE] Usually Christians go bat shit over psychic stuff because it's almost next to satanism in their eyes.
[QUOTE=Snake31;17604679]Usually Christians go bat shit over psychic stuff because it's almost next to satanism in their eyes.[/QUOTE] Let's call her a "Misinformed Christian"
Isn't that what a Christian is
[QUOTE=naughtydog;17604672]Leave HER alone? I haven't done anything wrong, she's the one who should get a stfu-slap.[/QUOTE] [quote]She misses them.[/quote] If she is really that annoying then you should talk to your dad about it.
[QUOTE=TH89;17604701]Isn't that what a Christian is[/QUOTE] Uploading a tru.dat file to you, sir.
[QUOTE=TH89;17604701]Isn't that what a Christian is[/QUOTE] This.
She isn't in the kitchen, thats her problem. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme shit" - TH89))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Baldr;17604725]She isn't in the kitchen, thats her problem.[/QUOTE] You're so funny...
My penis is psychic. He says nothing.
My step moms pyshic came round one day and said that my brother was a Nazi leader in his previous life after my brother said he was going to start a business.
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[QUOTE=ThePunisher1;17604739]My step moms pyshic came round one day and said that my brother was a Nazi leader in his previous life after my brother said he was going to start a business.[/QUOTE] That's terrible. I don't respect psychics at all.
Show her that Penn and Teller: Bullshit episode about talking to the dead.
I only see crazy people going to Psychics lol thought the thread said psychologists
Suddenly stop and pretend like you're having a vision of some sort, then tell your mother in a weird, hoarse voice that she will get ill within a week. Then slip her some laxatives in her coffee. Behold as your mother reveres you as a psychic, and will believe anything you want her to.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;17604806]I only see crazy people going to psychiatrists[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychologist[/url]
Punch her in the teeth. That will shut that whore mouth of you're mom's up for good.
Psychics are all fake, they make bullshit up that is likely to have a relation to the customer. It's just another brilliant money scam.
Hormones. It is... The end of the month.
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