• I'm going to begin selling weed. I need as much advice as possible
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i think the first thing to do is dont tell anyone about your plans, not even the internet.
Don't smoke it all
i recommend getting an actual job, cause as far as i'm aware, selling [i]just[/i] pot won't really bring in too much more dough than that, especially if you're splitting it 50-50. it comes down to how many people you can sell to and how often, because truthfully you may find yourself making only $500 total a week, which then turns into $250, and assuming you're above 18 years old, you could easily find a full time job and bring in that much or more. this isn't taking into account that you would be selling the same stuff, which may turn people off, how much you're selling for, how to avoid notoriety while also being a source in a town you call desperate, etc. i find that the people who really profit from selling are the people that already have jobs and want extra money on the side.
wear casual clothing
I have a friend who had a job for a while and saved all his money to buy like a half pound or something and since hes been able to slowly move up to selling around a pound a day in a couple hours, keeps all his shit in a big safe at another friends house. But all the other dealers I know don't really make much off selling, they just do it to make some extra cash and smoke lots of kinda free weed.
dont be an idiot, never leave the weed with the money, never hand over a bag before getting the money, never go into sketchy locations alone, or unarmed, or even bother doing deals that dont seem worth it [editline]24th July 2014[/editline] never set yourself up [editline]24th July 2014[/editline] and never get set up
Don't sell to kids, don't sell to old people. Kids because the last thing you want is little Johnny getting caught by his mommy and ratting you out, and old people particularly because you would want to avoid cops. Try making a small community of reliable buyers that you know and trust. Trust your instincts.
Don't be a pushover on the price, mates rates doesn't have to apply if you're in it for the money.
Make sure it's good weed and don't be a dick and sell like .7/8. You'll make more money from repeat business than you will from ripping people off Couple of the guys round here do a Q of deeeelicious weed for £50 rather than £70. They might be missing out on that 20 quid but literally everyone goes to them
Creating a paper trail wasn't the best way to start out, forums on tor darknet markets would probably been a better place to ask. Probably isn't that much money, so having a real job would be good. You'd probably need to risk yourself a lot more to meet the income of a job unless you know a lot of people already that would buy from you. Also try to avoid a ton of driving for a low sale as some people might have you doing if your not careful.
The biggest flaw I see in your whole business model is the fact that you'd have to rely on some chick stealing weed from her dad and big bro in order to have product. That just won't work man, not for any long period of time, you need a steady and honest connection.
It may look lay a joke, but I'm serious. Listen to the ten crack commandments and follow them, they apply to almost all drugs: [video=youtube;ZYb_8MM1tGQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQ[/video]
My best friend was into dealing for a while, but shit happened (AKA getting a gun pulled on him, being "held hostage" and escaping, and getting almost caught by police all on separate occasions) so he doesn't deal anymore. I still know a bit with my experience with him. -Wear inconspicuous clothing. Don't dress like a drug dealer. Wear a polo and nice pants or shorts instead of a huge shirt and baggy sweatpants. Keep hygiene up and don't smell like smoke. -Only carry whatever paraphernalia you need. There's a certain level of paranoia you should have, so even if you're simply driving a couple blocks, hide your shit in your car somewhere. Don't take a piece unless you're going to use it, and[I] don't keep a scale/baggies in your car unless you are dealing at that time[/I]. Intent to sell is serious shit. -As with the first point, don't carry any more than you will need. You might get robbed, so minimize your losses. -Don't tell anyone. You might think you're cool because you deal, but don't tell anyone besides who needs to know. Word gets around fast. -Make sure you have a steady supply. People won't buy from you if you flake often. -Plug first time buyers an extra little bit when they first buy from you. If you're calm, nice, and not super shady, they'll like you. -Get a burner phone, aka something that you'd pick up in a Walmart with a pay-per-use plan with phone cards. Use that with your contacts. I'd personally recommend not dealing since it's super dangerous (75% or more of the dealers I know got caught at some point) and not at all profitable (unless you go big-time, but that's not going to happen buddy), but if you really want to you should be smart.
if you get caught you'll never be above the poverty line again dont be an idiot
[B][I][U]NEVER DO SPOTS[/U][/I][/B]
You don't really need a burner to sling a lil ganja, if youre airtight about your contacta
If you have to walk then the best thing you can do is act casual, the amount of times I've had to walk past police with the oz's in the bag and them not even look in my direction is crazy. Always be reliable, do whatever you can to keep your customers happy even if you have run out of weed and cannot afford bulk, just buy whatever they want so they will know you always have smoke in. Don't piss about, it's fucking annoying when you have to stand on a corner or wherever waiting for the dealer.. Makes it look bait as fuck. Never keep your scales on you and keep as much weed as your carrying in one baggy if possible or you will end up getting done for supply like this poor sod who has court in September. And just use common sense, it's really not difficult to sell weed. If customers fuck you about, don't be afraid to get in a pissy with them.. And only tick those you know will pay you back the next day. All about selling weed, listen to that 1st commandment [video=youtube;RTUwkywZvqI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTUwkywZvqI[/video]
[QUOTE=jonashappy;45494758]You don't really need a burner to sling a lil ganja, if youre airtight about your contacta[/QUOTE] No need to get a burner phone unless you're selling to everybody and their mothers. If you don't know them, don't sell to them. Stick within your friend circle, and don't easily expand it.
Get a real job, selling isnt reliable. Only sell to your friends.
avoid drugs. but for real, seeing as you're in america, depending on the state even having drugs can get you prison time for a good many years. Selling can put you away for a lifetime. I'm just assuming here, but selling in highschool is a big danger for a little cash seeing as you could end up in jail for a decent part if not all of your youth. Seriously consider this possibility before you start, if it seems worth it than in the end it's your call.
[QUOTE=explodingape;45502500]avoid drugs. ...but selling in highschool is a big danger for a little cash seeing as you could end up in jail for a decent part if not all of your youth. Seriously consider this possibility before you start, if it seems worth it than in the end it's your call.[/QUOTE] Several states actually have a 0 tolerance law on the books which pretty much will get you felony distribution charges if you're caught dealing ANY amount in schools. Keep it off campus.
[QUOTE=killover;45487699]dont be an idiot, never leave the weed with the money, never hand over a bag before getting the money, never go into sketchy locations alone, [b]or unarmed[/b], or even bother doing deals that dont seem worth it [editline]24th July 2014[/editline] never set yourself up [editline]24th July 2014[/editline] and never get set up[/QUOTE] I don't recommend doing this armed (or at all honestly unless you have no other options), that's just one more felony if you're caught. It's not like you're moving ounces or pounds, and you probably don't live in a dangerous neighborhood anyways. Even if you do just give them what you have if your robbed, pulling a gun is the last thing you want to do. You can get yours in after the fact. I'm not sure how far you're trying to go with this, but here's a small bit of advice that can always come in handy, whatever your crime may be. - Get a nickname. Not only will this avoid you using your real first name, but people will remember you better if you have a good nickname. This may sound silly but I'm serious, you need to get stamped. - Don't carry anything on you that you don't need, obviously. Yes I'm talking about your scale, there's no point in going down for something you shouldn't have had on your person anyways. - Trust your guts and pay attention. I don't know where you plan on doing your business, but you have got to pay attention to everything that's going on. You would be surprised at the crazy shit that could happen at any time, and I'm telling you now there are some things that you just won't see coming until it's too late, that can be anything at all from SWAT teams, someone trying to rob you of all your shit with or without a gun, even counterfeit money. The list just keeps on going. Just a fair warning, this can and will catch up to you at some point, it always does. Especially if you are so careless with how you go about things. When I say this, incarceration is only one way this can come back to fuck things up. This is a business you really don't want to get involved in from a dealers perspective unless you can really come out on top, otherwise it's just not worth it. Trust me, you will probably end up regretting this.
Due to recent events, I have some very useful advice for you. Don't drop the soap.
Be White, Middle Aged, Average Looking, and Female. Do not sell in public. Do not sell or hang out in stereotypical places, back alleys, and bus stops. Sell to kids. Or it maybe easier to not sell weed at all because its illegal and difficult to get away with. Sell Synthetic Weed, its entirely legal, read up on the laws and do some research on chemicals and plants.
[QUOTE=mushroompizza;45536369]Be White, Middle Aged, Average Looking, and Female. Do not sell in public. Do not sell or hang out in stereotypical places, back alleys, and bus stops. Sell to kids. Or it maybe easier to not sell weed at all because its illegal and difficult to get away with. Sell Synthetic Weed, its entirely legal, read up on the laws and do some research on chemicals and plants.[/QUOTE] who the fuck goes to a dealer for something legal? [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] [I]hey mate, i really need you to hook me up with a fat cup of sugar man dank[/I]
You don't need to be a secretive dealer if its legal. Just do what other synthetic dealers do, supply to shops or make their own shop.
[QUOTE=mushroompizza;45536369]Be White, Middle Aged, Average Looking, and Female. Do not sell in public. Do not sell or hang out in stereotypical places, back alleys, and bus stops. Sell to kids. Or it maybe easier to not sell weed at all because its illegal and difficult to get away with. Sell Synthetic Weed, its entirely legal, read up on the laws and do some research on chemicals and plants.[/QUOTE] I thought they outlawed spice? That shit is nasty dangerous.
[QUOTE=LSK;45537596]I thought they outlawed spice? That shit is nasty dangerous.[/QUOTE] Well there are many synthetic drugs out there so when they ban one another two come out.
[QUOTE=mushroompizza;45536369]Be White, Middle Aged, Average Looking, and Female.[/QUOTE] Oh wow I actually know a dealer that fits this description 100% :v: Least shady person I've ever met in my life.
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