[URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37795957"]Source.[/URL]
[QUOTE]Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte says he has promised God he will clean up his famously vulgar language.
Arriving in his home city of Davao after a trip to Japan, Mr Duterte said God gave him an ultimatum on the plane.
"I heard a voice telling me to stop swearing or the plane will crash in mid-air, and so I promised to stop," he told reporters at the airport.
Mr Duterte's blunt speaking, often directed at the West, has contributed to his popularity at home.[/QUOTE]
I'm aware he's trying to facilitate good relations/trade with China and Russia but christ, is there a particular reason as to why he's trying to cut ties with the US in such a hamfisted manner?
[QUOTE]The president has spoken about being abused by an American priest as a child, saying that informed his political views.[/QUOTE]
A lot of it comes across as a personal grudge towards the West but as a Brit that just might be bias on my side. Fillipino facepunchers, you got any insight into this?
Fuck god
What a nutjob. You'd think maybe god would be more upset with him over rounding up and murdering people for their hobby.
Well [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Duterte#Religion]he's a Catholic, kinda[/url]... so it makes sense.
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51272744]I'm aware he's trying to facilitate good relations/trade with China and Russia but christ, is there a particular reason as to why he's trying to cut ties with the US in such a hamfisted manner?
A lot of it comes across as a personal grudge towards the West but as a Brit that just might be bias on my side. Fillipino facepunchers, you got any insight into this?[/QUOTE]
Might have to do with this:
[url]https://www.cia.gov/library/center-for-the-study-of-intelligence/csi-publications/books-and-monographs/Anthology-CIA-and-the-Wars-in-Southeast-Asia/index.html[/url]
[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_activities_in_Asia#Southeast_Asia[/url]
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;51272756]What a nutjob. You'd think maybe god would be more upset with him over rounding up and murdering people for their hobby.[/QUOTE]
Thou shalt not say the f-word. Murder's cool, though.
[quote]"I heard a voice telling me to stop swearing or the plane will crash in mid-air, and so I promised to stop," he told reporters at the airport.[/quote]
I guess he should have kept swearing.
Godspeed Filipinos, now it appears your president is also a paranoid schizophrenic.
I almost suspect "God" had an American accent and spoke of anti-air missiles.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;51272809]I almost suspect "God" had an American accent and spoke of anti-air missiles.[/QUOTE]
Could have a Chinese accent too.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;51272809]I almost suspect "God" had an American accent and spoke of anti-air missiles.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;51272841]Could have a Chinese accent too.[/QUOTE]
No no no, you both got it wrong.
""PЯIVЗT, DЦTЭЯTЗ! THIS IS GФD, УФЦ MЦST STФP THЭ SШЗДЯIИG ФЯ ФTHЭЯЩISЗ ЧФЦЯ PLДЙЭ ШILL 'CЯДSH'. PДУ ИФ ДTTЗЙTIФИ TФ THЭ SЦ-37 ДIЯCЯДFT ФЦTSIDЗ ЧФЦЯ ЩIЙDФШ - IT IS JЦST ДИ ILLЦSIФЙ."
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51272867]No no no, you both got it wrong.
""PЯIVЗT, DЦTЭЯTЗ! THIS IS GФD, УФЦ MЦST STФP THЭ SШЗДЯIИG ФЯ ФTHЭЯЩISЗ ЧФЦЯ PLДЙЭ ШILL 'CЯДSH'. PДУ ИФ ДTTЗЙTIФИ TФ THЭ SЦ-37 ДIЯCЯДFT ФЦTSIDЗ ЧФЦЯ ЩIЙDФШ - IT IS JЦST ДИ ILLЦSIФЙ."[/QUOTE]
Confirmed, God is a Serb.
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51272867]No no no, you both got it wrong.
""PЯIVЗT, DЦTЭЯTЗ! THIS IS GФD, УФЦ MЦST STФP THЭ SШЗДЯIИG ФЯ ФTHЭЯЩISЗ ЧФЦЯ PLДЙЭ ШILL 'CЯДSH'. PДУ ИФ ДTTЗЙTIФИ TФ THЭ SЦ-37 ДIЯCЯДFT ФЦTSIDЗ ЧФЦЯ ЩIЙDФШ - IT IS JЦST ДИ ILLЦSIФЙ."[/QUOTE]
I can read some Cyrillic and good god this looks fucking awful
Imagine if everyone on the plane just played a really elaborate prank on him.
A leader saying he heard god in his head is bad in any context
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51272867]No no no, you both got it wrong.
""PЯIVЗT, DЦTЭЯTЗ! THIS IS GФD, УФЦ MЦST STФP THЭ SШЗДЯIИG ФЯ ФTHЭЯЩISЗ ЧФЦЯ PLДЙЭ ШILL 'CЯДSH'. PДУ ИФ ДTTЗЙTIФИ TФ THЭ SЦ-37 ДIЯCЯДFT ФЦTSIDЗ ЧФЦЯ ЩIЙDФШ - IT IS JЦST ДИ ILLЦSIФЙ."[/QUOTE]
That text gave me a massive brain fart.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;51272943]A leader saying he heard god in his head is bad in any context[/QUOTE]
Jimmy carter saw alien
[QUOTE=ApertureXS200;51273248]Jimmy carter saw alien[/QUOTE]
Well, it's a pretty good movie.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;51272943]A leader saying he heard god in his head is bad in any context[/QUOTE]
Yeah you have to ask yourself what's the next thing God is gonna tell him. When people in power start hearing voices, it's uh-oh time.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51273623]Yeah you have to ask yourself what's the next thing God is gonna tell him. When people in power start hearing voices, it's uh-oh time.[/QUOTE]
"Bro, you have to start a systematic extermination of the jew" "Use the power of the gas"
I honestly wonder how long it's going to take for the CIA to assassinate Duterte.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;51273917]I honestly wonder how long it's going to take for the CIA to assassinate Duterte.[/QUOTE]
And have him die a martyr so that his current popular support leads to another similar batshit leader replacing him?
It's kinda sad but I feel the only way for this all to change is wait it out until the population ends up figuring out how bad a choice they made.
[QUOTE=_Axel;51273934]wait it out until the population ends up figuring out how bad a choice they made.[/QUOTE]
If there's any population left after the witch hunts are over that is
A modern day Deus vult
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"I heard a voice telling me to stop swearing or the plane will crash in mid-air, and so I promised to stop," he told reporters at the airport.
[/QUOTE]
So god will kill all other people on the plane, just because Durtere is swearing? He apparently convinced that even god thinks he is more important than all the crew and fellow passengers combined.
Worrisome.
Yes, the sixth commandment, "Thou shalt stop swearing"
or was that the one that meant to not mass murder your people? I get confused.
fuck didn't exist when the bible was written
checkmate duterte
I don't think he was serious about this and the media is blowing it out of proportion. I mean he's basically against most of what the catholic church stands for.
[url]http://news.abs-cbn.com/nation/05/22/16/duterte-calls-catholic-church-most-hypocritical-institution[/url]
[url]http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/06/27/1597277/duterte-makes-fun-catholic-churchs-practices[/url]
[url]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/23/philippines-leader-duterte-calls-catholic-bishops-sons-of-whores[/url]
[url]http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/789234/cbcp-head-breaks-silence-on-dutertes-attacks-vs-church[/url]
[url]http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/567278/news/nation/duterte-hits-catholic-church-anew[/url]
You guys are so quick to jump on something that was just taken out of context as per usual.
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;51272756]What a nutjob. You'd think maybe god would be more upset with him over rounding up and murdering people for their hobby.[/QUOTE]
Crystal meth is not a god damn hobby you're the nutjob here
i still dont get where people get the idea that college students smoking weed in their dorms are the target of drug raids. no they're not. it's meth labs and people involved in them. it's fucking meth. not weed.
[QUOTE=_Axel;51273934]And have him die a martyr so that his current popular support leads to another similar batshit leader replacing him?
It's kinda sad but I feel the only way for this all to change is wait it out until the population ends up figuring out how bad a choice they made.[/QUOTE]
Just like Chavez.
God: "That motherfucker Duerte better stop swearing. That son of a bitch"
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;51272756]What a nutjob. You'd think maybe god would be more upset with him over rounding up and murdering people for their hobby.[/QUOTE]
He would. Durerte's just being a pious moron/holier than thou. Imagine if Durerte came out and stated that all of these killings were not some half-thought up politic-based, but religious-based. People would lose their minds.
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51272744][URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37795957"]Source.[/URL]
I'm aware he's trying to facilitate good relations/trade with China and Russia but christ, is there a particular reason as to why he's trying to cut ties with the US in such a hamfisted manner?
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them fat checks from the kremlin and or beijing cant be cashed without some strings
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