Motherfucker I failed again.
[editline]17th August 2011[/editline]
Basically I thought it would be fun to see what people would name their guns, but I guess this is more suited for fast threads.
lol
I don't see any point in giving a reference to Valve's hat simulator... Simply ask how would we name our guns, for christ's sake.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;31789319]I don't see any point in giving a reference to Valve's hat simulator... Simply ask how would we name our guns, for christ's sake.[/QUOTE]
Do that OP.
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Might as well give some content.
10 22 rifle is Kitty Kat after my wife, (her name is katrina)
1911 is Black Betty.
Oh and the admin at CC named my axe Pussy Smasher.
[QUOTE=wewt!;31244035]My P226 is now named Nokia
[editline]21st July 2011[/editline]
I'm serious[/QUOTE]
I was serious :v:
I named my shitty springer I'm working on for a NCR ranger costume for Halloween Best. I was trying to go for Betsy or Betty but I failed.
[QUOTE=oakman26;31806011]I dont name my guns since theyre guns.[/QUOTE]
This. The closest I've come to naming my guns is carving судба into my AK.
At the moment I'm writing the peace bringer on my AK, although I prefer to just call it the "Ugly" because I've rail fucked it and put a Sniper Scope on it
This sounds bad.
I sometimes call my oversized M4 "Długa Emka", which simply stands for "The Long Em ("M")"
My AK is named "Nakia" (origin of Wewt!'s misreading and naming his P226 Nokia)
My Thompson is called "Ol' Dirty Bastard"
And my 1911 is named "Ingrid" because Ingrid Bergmann is fine as hell
And my tomahawk is Wu Tang (not really). Cuz Wu Tang ain't nutin' to fuck wit (inside joke from when I first got it)
[QUOTE=felix the cat;31806735]Cuz Wu Tang ain't nutin' to fuck wit (inside joke from when I first got it)[/QUOTE]
wu tang clan aint nothin ta fuck wit
JAM now scream like tarzan
I named my AK Svetlana and carved that into the body in Cyrillic script.
Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
Svetlana Makarovič is a writer here that I believe even did some satirical work on smoking
so take a lit cigarette and put it in the barrel
then take picture
relish in irony
I might just carve Автомат Калашникова 74 on my AK74 :v:
Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket when they had to give their rifles names.
[QUOTE=JoonazL;31809181]I might just carve Автомат Калашникова 74 on my AK74 :V:[/QUOTE]
I too would like to name my Sig Sauer P226 the Sig Sauer P226
oh wait our sig sauer p226s already have sig sauer p226 written on them
IT'S LIKE MAGIC
If i had to give my guns names, all my rifles (except my MP5) would be called "the little fucking bitch". 'Cept maybe my M16. I would call it "the little rifle that could". My MP5 is like my "Trash gun". And my Springer M9, " 'lil miss kickass!" 1911, maybe "The gem in the ashes". I like complex-ish names when it comes to this stuff.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;31817402]If i had to give my guns names, all my rifles (except my MP5) would be called "the little fucking bitch". 'Cept maybe my M16. I would call it "the little rifle that could". My MP5 is like my "Trash gun". And my Springer M9, " 'lil miss kickass!" 1911, maybe "The gem in the ashes". I like complex-ish names when it comes to this stuff.[/QUOTE]
ive seen pornography that was more complex and subtle
which is actually very impressive, making these names go full circle so now they're good agin
All my weapons names are "Ol' Betsy".
[QUOTE=wewt!;31817682]ive seen pornography that was more complex and subtle
which is actually very impressive, making these names go full circle so now they're good agin[/QUOTE]
I didnt mean complex as in difficult to understand, complex as in its not just a person name or something.
I named my SCAR-L Mark Sixteen and my T91 Ching Chong.
Well you could have said that instead of saying complex because that's not necessarily complex.
