• Facepunch Dream Diaries
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Dreams can be funny, cruel, arousing and strange. In other words; excellent reading material. [release][B][U]How do I remember my dreams? [/U][/B] Well I suggest reading this: [url]http://www.lucidity.com/NL11.DreamRecall.html[/url]. But the best thing to do is get plenty of sleep. The average amount of sleep a person needs is 8 - 9 hours. Sleeping for longer is fine but sleeping for anything above 12 hours isn't usually good. That's sleeping too long. Remember getting plenty of sleep doesn't mean catch up on missed sleep. It's best to go to bed at the same time and try to wake up at the same time every day. This helps your body relax and the more relaxed you are means you’re more likely to have a clear mind in the morning. And a clear mind means you will be able to remember dreams from the previous night a lot clearer. Some theories suggest cinnamon, cheese or mint can help you remember dreams or even give you nightmares. Theirs is no hard evidence for or against this. This is likely the power of suggestion. Soon as you wake up from a dream try to write it down on some paper before you forget. Don't do this immediately however, run though the dream in your head first and try to recall all the details possible before writing it down. Otherwise you will find yourself writing the start of your dream but you will forget how it ends. [/release] [release][B][U]Why should I share my dreams?[/U][/B] You don't have to; you can just read the dreams others post here. But people may be able to help you understand what your dream means if it has any meaning. Most will just read these dreams for entertainment so if you do want to share your dreams with us here[B] try to write it as a diary or a blog. Writing a bunch of poorly constructed sentences means nothing to us. [/B] Remember these dreams are going to be read, write it as such. [B]If you wish to remain anonymous when posting your dream simply send it to me in a PM.[/B] I will post it here without mentioning your user. And don't worry about me betraying your trust. I don't take note of anybodies user names on facepunch. To me you are all just words; it rarely ever occurs to me that actual people are posting on this site. Another reason for sharing dreams is so you can look back at them at a later date and laugh to yourself while saying [I]"My head is so fucked up"[/I][/release] [release][B][U]Best dreams [/U][/B] [I]If a dream is extremely entertaining I may put it under this heading so people can easily recall some of the better dreams.[/I][/release] [release][B][U]My dream [/U][/B] I guess it's only fair that I share my dream here since I am asking for all your dreams. I have only written three down over the last three months. I usually forget them. Two that I wrote down have very few details. The other is this: This dream is about a PE (physical education) lesson. Odly enough I don't study PE. I haven't had a single PE lesson since roughly this time last year. It's not a requirement for students my age. However in this dream I am in a PE lesson. My memory of this dream obviously doesn't stretch to the beginning but the earliest part I remember is turning up to the PE lesson in my casual clothes with no PE uniform to change into. I felt dread creeping up on me as I knew my teacher would be disappointed. I tried to give him the excuse "I don't do PE" but he shouted something at me along the lines "LOOK AT YOUR TRAINERS. GO GET CHANGED". So I went into the PE changing room and realised everybody apart from one person was getting changed. This person was called Alex. He too had forgotten his PE clothes. I asked him what we should do and he told me to "get naked". So I took of my top half and stripped to my briefs when everybody started heading outside to start the lesson. Alex went outside with everybody else in his school uniform. So I stole somebody’s school uniform and went outside (I don't know why I stripped down or why I stole a school uniform when I have my own casual clothes). There were about 40 of us in the class. Usually a PE class only has 15 people in it. The teacher took us to the area we play Cricket and says as it's the first lesson we can play any game we want. I suggest Cricket (even though I hate it as I cracked my head open playing it one time). Everybody else says we should throw some javelins. I hate Javelins. I'm always afraid somebody might throw one and kill me. Or I might throw it backwards at myself. After shouting "CRICKEEEEET" for no reason I decided to follow my class to the store cupboard to get some javelins. I was right at the back of the group of people but I didn't expect what was about to happen to actually happen. Suddenly out of nowhere the teacher threw a javelin into the crowd of people. It impaled and killed Alex. Everybody continues walking to the store cupboard. A few people say "Oh shit". But nobody cares apart from me. Then the teacher throws two more killing two of my other friends (One is disabled, he has difficulty walking. Somehow he can walk in this dream). I shout at the teacher "CALM DOWN, YOU KILLED THREE PEOPLE". But he ignores me and continues to stab and throw javelins at my class mates. Other people help him. Eventually there are only 10 of us left. The teacher calls us together to tell us something. He says this: "I had 40 students today. Now I only have 10. But it's cool. These things happen all the time. It's just because I had so many of you and I couldn't keep control. Things will get better I promise. Let’s go play Cricket." We all nod and accept this excuse. Including myself. After-all, 40 students IS a lot to handle. Killing them is perfectly acceptable. Then I woke up.[/release] [Highlight][b]REMEMBER WHEN WRITING YOUR STORY TO WRITE IT IN THE STYLE OF A DIARY ENTRY OR A BLOG. MAKES IT EASIER TO READ.[/b][/highlight] [I]Also I didn't put this in fast threads as I don't want quick answers. I want well thought out and well wrote responses. Thank you [/I]
I had a dream once that I actually had a girlfriend. I woke up sad. And wet.
Oh god, how much fucked up dreams i've had. [editline]12:56PM[/editline] Also when i was a kid, i really wanted a Gameboy Advance, and i dreamt that i had one and everything, then i woke up :frown:
I never remember my dreams. The dreams I do remember are usually so mundane I don't know if they really happened or not. It gets very confusing. Like this one time when I was little I had a dream that I was running on a cement path and I turned the corner and ran into my principal. I woke up scared it really happened :\
I had a dream where my teacher tried to rape me.
Bahaha, it's funny that this thread popped up, because I seriously thought about starting a dream journal, because I had a really vivid dream last night.
[QUOTE=V3nom;20551346]Bahaha, it's funny that this thread popped up, because I seriously thought about starting a dream journal, because I had a really vivid dream last night.[/QUOTE] Can't wait to hear it.
My most recently remembered dream is ths one where in at a rather elaborate swimming pool inside what looks like the airport in MW2. this stupid bitch was speaking ill of my father without realising who I was. When I infomed her that it was infact my father she was talking about, she didn't even say sorry. As I continued to circle the pool, this gang o' bastards did that thing where they bully you but cover it up to people watching by pretending to be your friend and touching you and other things to me. I managed to give them the slip, and that's all I remember.
I had a dream where i could control everything. Too bad i woke up. :sigh:
I just woke up from a dream where I was dumping flowers all over the hallway of the apartment building to make it warmer. My reasoning was that as the flowers decayed, they would exude heat and they would also cut down on the draftiness under doors. Sadly, some old lady didn't buy it and yelled at me for making such a mess.
Last night I had a dream where me and a girlfriend of mine were kissing. We're friends in reality so I woke up pretty fucking pissed, cuz' I like her... A lot..
didn't sleep last night, no dreams :saddowns:
I had a dream that my postcount was 2,078 :saddowns:
I always dream, ALWAYS. It's kinda weird because I decided I was going to make a dream diary, and this pops up. Basically, I had a dream that I was a film maker for a major TV station like BBC or something, I think it was Channel 4, where we were investigating bullying within school communities, I had to travel to a school and film something. We arrive at the school and try to find a playground where bullying would take place, all of a sudden I see my 3 year old brother bullying the shit out of these other 3 year old looking kids, It didn't surprise me my brother is a loud, crazy, funny (oh and cute) character of a kid. But it was really weird to see someone like my brother doing that. crazy dream.
I seriously had a dream last night that people on facepunch are giving me clocks, and there were so many of them that in my dream clocks started to fall from the sky on my head.
I'm drawing a picture of a movie poster I saw in my dream right now.
[QUOTE=Drasnus;20554084]I'm drawing a picture of a movie poster I saw in my dream right now.[/QUOTE] Oooh do post
I once had a dream where a bomb blew up in my face because I failed to disarm it.(This was before I knew Counter-Strike existed by the way) and I smacked myself against the wall in real life when it blew up. Also, ever had a dream where you aren't completely asleep but just about and you get hit by a car or something and you act like you actually were? By that I mean startled in a sense.
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I had a dream a few days ago about the hottest girl in my class giving blowjobs in the middle of class. There was like 10 guys in line waiting. I thought about it for a minute and decided not to get a BJ. Why? Because I was fooled into thinking the dream was real. Still, why not? I'm uncircumcised. FUCK. I thought she would think I was wierd or something. But it was a fucking dream. So it wouldn't matter. Fuck my life.
[QUOTE=Kabstract;20555658]Also, ever had a dream where you aren't completely asleep but just about and you get hit by a car or something and you act like you actually were? By that I mean startled in a sense.[/QUOTE] Happened to me on a school trip once. I dreamt I reached for something.
I had a dream when I was little about my teddy bear ripping apart my 17 year old cousin and eating his flesh... :silent: It figures my hundredth post would be this.
I had a dream where i had deja vu, then i woke up in that dream and had another deja vu of having a deja vu, then i finally woke up from having 2 deja vu's of having deja vu's and waking up from them. :byodood:
ITT: And then I woke up
I had a dream where I saw my self wake up with bugs eating my face, I also had a dream that my mother was smuthering me with a pillow.
[QUOTE=Surreal;20557005] I also had a dream that my mother was smuthering me with a pillow.[/QUOTE] I've had this too, but not my mother.
lol this thread is funny, because there used to be an explicit rule about threads about dreams
I tried this for a week and got bored.
This morning I dreamed that my friend and I were playing arcade cabinet versions of GTA IV and Left 4 Dead, then we had to help my high school principal move a bunch of crazy looking skateboards out of his shed.
I had a dream that some guy was sitting next to me eating a cream-filled kitten.
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