• Netflix's latest original production: Four exclusive Adam Sandler movies
    41 replies, posted
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/-5v0.jpg[/img] [url]http://variety.com/2014/digital/news/netflix-signs-adam-sandler-to-exclusive-four-movie-deal-1201319066/[/url] [quote]Netflix's movie-deal machinery isn't slowing down: The Internet-video service has inked a pact with Adam Sandler to star in and produce four films to be available exclusively on Netflix worldwide. The first movie under the pact could arrive as soon as 2015. Sandler's Happy Madison Prods. will work with Netflix to develop the four films - presumably comedies, although the genres aren't set in stone. The Netflix deal does not cover Sandler's current studio film commitments. News comes after Netflix earlier this week announced an unusual deal with the Weinstein Co. to release "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" the same day it's released in IMAX theaters; major U.S. exhibitors, however, have said they will not show the film because of the Netflix arrangement.[/quote]
Looks like Netflix has become the next-gen "straight to video". :v:
And yet they still haven't brought Catching Fire back. I want to watch the second Hunger Games movie, damn it. Not some shitty Adam Sandler films.
ADAM SANDLER IS...
...SADLY STILL MAKING MOVIES!
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46130766]And yet they still haven't brought Catching Fire back. I want to watch the second Hunger Games movie, damn it. Not some shitty Adam Sandler films.[/QUOTE] everything is worse than i could have possibly imagined [editline]2nd October 2014[/editline] adam sandler just got a contract for four movies and people are still demanding easier access to their transformers sequels or whatever
[QUOTE=innerfire34;46130813]everything is worse than i could have possibly imagined [editline]2nd October 2014[/editline] adam sandler just got a contract for four movies and people are still demanding easier access to their transformers sequels or whatever[/QUOTE] You'd rather have four direct-to-Netflix films by some washed-up comedian for toddlers than popular movies that people genuinely look forward to watching because they missed it in theaters or cannot/will not buy the DVD or Blu-Ray versions?
oh my god i helped fund this shit
I think I'd rather just watch six straight hours of adverts. It'd basically be the same, but at least there'd be a chance of some laughs.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;46130891]I think I'd rather just watch six straight hours of adverts. It'd basically be the same, but at least there'd be a chance of some laughs.[/QUOTE] fuck no dude i'm sick and tired of seeing j.g. wentworth in ads all the time no i don't have an annuity and need cash now
Man I can't wait to watch Adam Sandler go on vacations
So I'll hazard a guess that the exclusive would be: "Dickbutts From Behind The Moon" - A sci-fi schlockfest where Adam Sandler fights aliens from the Moon with toilet humour "Let's Ruin Christmas, We've Already Wrecked Hannukah!" - essentially Five Crazy Nights only it's set during Christmas "Sleuth Douche" - A spy-based rom-com about a rookie spy who constantly fucks up on missions but stops the nuke by taking a dump on the control panel "Adam Sandler Rolls Around In All The Money You Suckers Gave Him For 2 Hours" - exactly what it sounds like
[QUOTE=ironman17;46131306]So I'll hazard a guess that the exclusive would be: "Dickbutts From Behind The Moon" "Let's Ruin Christmas, We've Already Wrecked Hannukah!" "Sleuth Douche" "Adam Sandler Rolls Around In All The Money You Suckers Gave Him For 2 Hours"[/QUOTE] I'd watch "Sleuth Douche"
[QUOTE=ironman17;46131306]So I'll hazard a guess that the exclusive would be: "Dickbutts From Behind The Moon" - A sci-fi schlockfest where Adam Sandler fights aliens from the Moon with toilet humour "Let's Ruin Christmas, We've Already Wrecked Hannukah!" - essentially Five Crazy Nights only it's set during Christmas "Sleuth Douche" - A spy-based rom-com about a rookie spy who constantly fucks up on missions but stops the nuke by taking a dump on the control panel "Adam Sandler Rolls Around In All The Money You Suckers Gave Him For 2 Hours" - exactly what it sounds like[/QUOTE] Now, now, there is too much plot for these to be Sandler movies.
[QUOTE]“When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said ‘yes’ for one reason and one reason only… Netflix rhymes with ‘wet chicks,'” Sandler said in a prepared statement. “Let the streaming begin!”[/QUOTE] oh good god
[URL="http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/create-sandler-movies/1/"]Something Awful got the scoop on some of these[/URL]
Well, at least they're making sure he isn't seen in theaters for a while.
oh man, can't wait for Half in the Bag to review all four of them
[QUOTE=Wiggles;46130891]I think I'd rather just watch six straight hours of adverts. It'd basically be the same, but at least there'd be a chance of some laughs.[/QUOTE] I would watch six hours of adverts dubbed by critikal and vinny from vinesauce and jontron
Goddamnit Netflix, stop wasting our money. Use it to go get some movies people actually want to watch instead of padding your library with more B-grade schlock.
No one asked for or wanted this.
Frankly, I'm for this. not because they're Netflix exclusive. That makes no sense. But Adam Sandler is my favorite comedian actor. So I'm happy for more movies from him. I don't care how many bad ratings I get ^.^
[QUOTE=ADogX;46132983]Frankly, I'm for this. not because they're Netflix exclusive. That makes no sense. But Adam Sandler is my favorite comedian actor. So I'm happy for more movies from him. I don't care how many bad ratings I get ^.^[/QUOTE] you do care though, you care deeply about professing your love of adam sandler or else you wouldn't have made such a big fuss about it. i hope my dumb rating cuts you deeply
[QUOTE=TheHydra;46133315]you do care though, you care deeply about professing your love of adam sandler or else you wouldn't have made such a big fuss about it. i hope my dumb rating cuts you deeply[/QUOTE] oh I didn't make a fuss. while reading the comments, I noticed a lot of people disliked him, hence why I stated i don't care for the bad ratings. but thank you for the dumb! maybe if i get enough dumbs I'll start to think my head is shaped like an egg! ^.^
You know what? I'm kinda happy. Shit like "Jack and Jill" don't deserve big screen releases.
[IMG]https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/140x54q90/540/rcgifD.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ADogX;46132983]Frankly, I'm for this. not because they're Netflix exclusive. That makes no sense. But Adam Sandler is my favorite comedian actor. So I'm happy for more movies from him. I don't care how many bad ratings I get ^.^[/QUOTE] I'm sorry for your condition.
I like how they describe it as a pact instead of a deal, I'm imagining a bunch of Netflix executives in robes trying to make a blood sacrifice to summon Adam Sandler in a dark basement :v:
[QUOTE=ADogX;46132983]Frankly, I'm for this. not because they're Netflix exclusive. That makes no sense. But Adam Sandler is my favorite comedian actor. So I'm happy for more movies from him. I don't care how many bad ratings I get ^.^[/QUOTE] Sandler isn't my absolute favorite actor, but i really like most of his movies. I grew up watching Sandler. I watched Eight Crazy Nights every Christmas for atleast 8 years after it came out, and I must have seen Mr. Deeds a hundred times by now.
[QUOTE=Bathtub;46131423][QUOTE]“When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said ‘yes’ for one reason and one reason only… Netflix rhymes with ‘wet chicks,'” Sandler said in a prepared statement. “Let the streaming begin!”[/QUOTE] oh good god[/QUOTE] Did Rockstar write this?
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.