Modern Warfare (Parody of "Heartbreak Warfare" by John Mayer)

[fish puncher]

This goes (obviously) to the tune of "Heartbreak Warfare"

Harrier Strike
I have been campin all night
Dream of ways
To skip school and play MW2 all day

[Chorus]
Noobtubers are everywhere
Nukes are fallin out the air
It's Modern Warfare
If you get it to begin
With the lag nobody wins
In Modern Warfare
If you want more kills
Make sure not to lag
If you want to get some bots
Get outta here you fag

To get the nuke
Get the right killstreak setup
Watch my face
As I get the game-winning kill, kill, kill

[Chorus]

Get the kill
Why is it all the 'leven year olds use noob guns
It's because they ARE noobs
God only knows how much more I can put up with
But I just can't quit the game

It's so Mod-, Modern

I don't care if I get sleep at all tonight
Just wanna get killstreaks now
I swear that I will win the fight
If you lay your weapon down
Weed and heroin
You're smokin it again, It's Modern Warfare
Sad to know it's just a game
Excitement, it does have a name, It's Modern, Modern

It's Modern Warfare
It's Modern Warfare
It's Modern Warfare

/end song

Post what you think and give suggestions if you have any

[Fish Poke]

Oh god, MW2.

I hate MW2 in most aspects. Nice remake though.