• My sister and her friend go through my stuff while I'm gone
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Well, this last week I was gone for a week. And apparently, sometime during the week, my 12 year old sister went through my room, all my stuff, my knives, my closet, and even my Winn Dixie name tag! Not only that, but she plugged in the battery to my laptop and tried to get on! Luckily I password protect that stuff, but still! And then she brings her friend over, who may I add, when you get this girl, and my sister together, they'll eat you out of house and home. So she lets her friend in my room, and she [b]eats my fucking beef jerky.[/b] Now, it's one thing to go through my stuff, but eating my fucking jerky? Dude, here in the south, you don't touch another man's beef jerky. And on top of all of this, [b]she tried on my pants!![/b] That's right, she tries on my pants! [i] I took down the pic of those ugly pants off, some people had heart attacks.[/i] I found out all this happened when I came home, noticed most of the stuff was out of place, and my laptop had the battery plugged in, my Winn Dixie name tag buried under CDs, and all this mess. So I asked my mom if anyone went in, and she told me what happened. I later had a talk with my sister, who at first response said she had no idea what happened. Also, as I'm typing this, my sister comes in here and assumes that I'm going to teach her how to pirate movies. It's like she thinks the world revolves around her. tl;dr I went away for a week and my sister came in my room, messed everything up, and let her friend eat my jerky.
Uh, get a lock?
To be honest, that kinda curiosity is kinda normal for younger siblings (especially sisters). If it keeps happening, maybe have a discussion with your parents about it if you're really bothered by it, otherwise I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Those are the most retarded fucking pants I've ever seen. It looks like someone escaped from the fucking fruit rollup factory in those things.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968867]So she lets her friend in my room, and she [b]eats my fucking beef jerky.[/b][/QUOTE] That's just crossing the line. :argh:
Get abunch of porn, put it in there rip billy mays [editline]08:08PM[/editline] God damn it
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22968910]Those are the most retarded fucking pants I've ever seen. It looks like someone escaped from the fucking fruit rollup factory in those things.[/QUOTE] Hah, good one. Well, the pants I have come with red stitching, which I think looks much better. It was just the first pic I saw. [QUOTE=Doriol;22968890]Uh, get a lock?[/QUOTE] As odd as this sounds, I leave my door open so my cat can come in, she tends to sleep on my bed.
Make her buy you more beef jerky.
Your pants look bad and you should feel bad too.
Tripp pants are the stupidest fucking creation of all time.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968937]Hah, good one. Well, the pants I have come with red stitching, which I think looks much better. It was just the first pic I saw.[/QUOTE] You can paint a pile of shit gold, but it's still a pair of trip pants.
You sound thirteen, or at least look like it with those pants. Locks are a good investment.
Nobody. Cares.
Booby trap your room like the Vietcong did.
Those are some ugly ass pants.
leave a gay porn magazine in your belongings so theyll get distracted by the hunky men
Put a dildo in your pants.
[QUOTE=Kushie;22968989]Nobody. Cares.[/QUOTE] Eh, I figured nobody would really care. I just figured this would go in GD since this is, at least to my knowledge, somewhat of a general discussion here.
I hope you don't actually wear those pants...
Hide your dildo. [editline]01:13PM[/editline] too late
Place a dirty dildo amongst your items. That oughtta scare em off.
I have to deal with a little sister as well, but there are simple solutions. Payback. You can think of something. Not have stupid pants. Lock your door Somehow boobytrap your room When I am looking through stuff, I am stealth, keeping careful track of footsteps, moving everything back by millimeters. Your sister is not like that, so I can't help you on the detection side of things, as you have that covered.
[QUOTE=Squad;22969032]I hope you don't actually wear those pants...[/QUOTE] I don't actually. I used to, when I was 12/13. But now I just... don't find interest in them anymore. But apparently my sister does.
She fucking wants to pirate movies?
yeah just trash her room put on her cloths [URL=http://img683.imageshack.us/i/cosplayfatmanindress.png/][IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3286/cosplayfatmanindress.png[/IMG][/URL]
A Winn Dixie name tag? The hell...? Here's a thought as well: You ever notice about goth pants that they're too long? And the only way to make them seem normal is to get platforms. So it's almost like they do it on purpose to make even more money... They are crafty sons of bitches, I will tell you that. [sp]Just had deja vu while viewing this thread, what the hell D:[/sp]
is she hot
[QUOTE=Kanebro;22969084]yeah just trash her room put on her cloths [URL=http://img683.imageshack.us/i/cosplayfatmanindress.png/][IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3286/cosplayfatmanindress.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] Thank you for that picture. I'm going to print it out, and staple it to her wall. Not very bad-ass at all, but it'll give me a small laugh. [QUOTE=Phoenix Wright;22969099]is she hot[/QUOTE] No, holy balls no. She decided to get her hair cut like, really short on one side, and long on the other. And she's kind of over-weight.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968867]you don't touch another man's beef jerky..[/QUOTE] Rules to live your life by.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22969109]Thank you for that picture. I'm going to print it out, and staple it to her wall. Not very bad-ass at all, but it'll give me a small laugh.[/QUOTE] Any time :)
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