Gary Carl Simmons Jr. Who Chopped Up Jeffery Wolfe, Orders 29,000 Calorie Meal Before Execution Shar
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Gary Carl Simmons Jr., who was convicted of chopping up Jeffery Wolfe and raping Wolfe's girlfriend in 1996, ordered a huge 29,000 calorie 'last meal' before his execution on Wednesday night in Mississippi.
According to a Mississippi Department of Corrections' news release, Simmons Jr.,49, ordered a "Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza, 10 packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 packs of ranch dressing, a family-size bag of nacho cheese Doritos, 8 ounces of jalapeno nacho cheese, 4 ounces of sliced jalapeno peppers, 2 large strawberry milkshakes, two cherry Cokes, one super-sized order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayo and two pints of strawberry ice cream."
The Daily Mail estimated this last meal to be 29,000 calories and 2077 grams of fat. However, it is unknown how much Simmons Jr. actually ate before his execution.
According to Reuters, the murder was a drug deal gone bad. Simmons Jr.'s former brother-in-law Timothy Milano shot Wolfe. Then Simmons, who worked as a butcher, hacked up Wolfe’s body with carving knives in a bathtub and and tossed them in the bayou. He tied up Wolfe’s unnamed girlfriend and raped her.
Wolfe's father told the media that Simmons was a “piece of trash” who was going to "burn in hell."
He told Simmons: "When you take your last breath, I'll be going to have a cold beer."
Simmons' last words were: "I've been blessed to be loved by some good people, by some amazing peopIe. I thank them for their support. Now, let's get it on so these people can go home. That's it."
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That's what I'd do.
But of course, rather the death penalty didn't exist
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"Next time, we eat Gary Carl Simmons Jr.'s dead body"
Man vs Food
Mayo on french fries?
Execution xDDD
If I ever end up on death row, I am SO demanding a KFC bucket of ortolon buntings.
Don't hate.
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36445072]Mayo on french fries?[/QUOTE]
I seen em do it, they fuckin drown em in that shit
Wasn't there an Onion article to this effect about eight months ago?
I would either...
1. Order something I'm allergic to.
2. If you can order alcohol, drink myself to death.
all i know is that i would never waste my last meal on fast food.
i would totally order a great steak.
peanut butter and jelly sandwich and milk.
cram the sandwich in your mouth, chug the milk, choke to death before the state can kill you.
yeah its like
hmm crappy food last, or an amazing steak, garlic mashed potatoes, maybe a twice baked potato.
[QUOTE=C:\;36445468]I would either...
1. Order something I'm allergic to.
2. If you can order alcohol, drink myself to death.[/QUOTE]
Why not just get a nice, normal meal with a side glass of potassium cyanide?
[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;36445617]Why not just get a nice, normal meal with a side glass of potassium cyanide?[/QUOTE]
all you need is a perfectly regular mozzarella stick
that fucker will lodge itself in your throat so fast the feds won't know what's going on until it's too late
Hes going to be mad when he gets the news that McDonalds doesnt have the super-sized fried anymore.
[QUOTE=areolop;36445883]Hes going to be mad when he gets the news that McDonalds doesnt have the super-sized fried anymore.[/QUOTE]
well he's already dead so it's a bit hard for him to hear the news
he was hoping to die of food overload instead of being executed.
i wonder how he reacted when they told him the super size option for mcdonalds was fazed out in 05.
this reminds me of an episode of get smart where maxwell is captured and orders a huge last meal to delay his execution so he can get rescued
What if he ate so much that he was somehow immune to the execution?
Dumb thought, but I dunno... If you have the connections, someone could probably work something out
Why does it randomly say "share on tumblr" in the thread title?
[QUOTE=Netsc;36446328]Why does it randomly say "share on tumblr" in the thread title?[/QUOTE]
Yea, I was really hoping that meant a recording was published as part of his last request..
If the poison dosent kill him the heart attack will.
Personally I would rather be executed but get to have a kickass last meal of my dreams than have to rot in jail for 60 years
[quote]He told Simmons: "When you take your last breath, I'll be going to have a cold beer."[/quote]
This gave me a mental image of some pudgy middle aged guy sitting in a lawnchair with a beer in one hand and cheering as someone's getting the electric chair.
[QUOTE=Netsc;36446328]Why does it randomly say "share on tumblr" in the thread title?[/QUOTE]
OP accidentally highlighted the "share on tumblr" button when he copy pasted the title.
