So, my girlfriend dragged me to New Moon and I noticed that the movie "the gang" went to see was called "Face Punch" lol. Here was the dialog, you couldn't see the movie, only here.
"Put your gun down or I'll blow your face off!"
"Put your gun down or I'll blow your face off!" (Other Guy)
"Put both your guns down or I'll blow both your faces off!" (New Guy)
I'm afraid of the fangirls.
I saw it as well. What a waste of money. But hey, It beat studying for exams, even if it was a really shity movie. Stupid sparkle fags.
It's not for everyone.
Aw man that "Face Punch" scare a while ago way before new moon came out was nostalgic as hell, when most facepunchers were freaking out (I think I was one too, I made a video as a fake trailer for it) and Garry called us over-reacting idiots.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18692166]Aw man that "Face Punch" scare a while ago way before new moon came out was nostalgic as hell, when most facepunchers were freaking out (I think I was one too, I made a video as a fake trailer for it) and Garry called us over-reacting idiots.[/QUOTE]
i remember that.. good times
You should see Spoonys video log for this movie.
[url]http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/[/url]
:v:
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18692166]Aw man that "Face Punch" scare a while ago way before new moon came out was nostalgic as hell, when most facepunchers were freaking out (I think I was one too, I made a video as a fake trailer for it) and Garry called us over-reacting idiots.[/QUOTE]
I wna SEE! Please.For lolz and to coment on your awesome skillz.
Why did you watch it anyway if you are a male?
As a male, you have a natural instinct that anything with a large female fanbase is not going to appeal to a male.
You should have told that bitch to make some dinner or she wouldn't see the light of day.
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;18692229]I wna SEE! Please.For lolz and to coment on your awesome skillz.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyWIdwjKa8[/media]
Good times!
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18692451][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyWIdwjKa8[/media]
Good times![/QUOTE]
LOL21...I mean LOL!
That's good.
[QUOTE=Tanner;18692154]It's not for everyone.[/QUOTE]
Rated gaybow for your compromise.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18692166]Aw man that "Face Punch" scare a while ago way before new moon came out was nostalgic as hell, when most facepunchers were freaking out (I think I was one too, I made a video as a fake trailer for it) and Garry called us over-reacting idiots.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure you know what nostalgia is..
[QUOTE=M_u_d;18693367]I'm not sure you know what nostalgia is..[/QUOTE]
Somewhat happy feelings when thinking of a past event, or something along those lines?
Just checked, "The term nostalgia describes a longing for the past" yea, I consider it "facepunch nostalgia".
Who was the kid that had his school as part of the film itself?
He should've put those posters up, Our secret contribution to the movie
I for one welcome our new Twilight Fan Overlords.
Yea, this was old, I remember it months ago. Never really cared much though, the worst that will happen is the mods will have fun with banning the Twilight Fans. Maybe an idiot cull or something.
Going to see this tonight. :ohdear:
I find you guys hilariously hypocritical.
"Hey guys, I hate Twilight, let's buy all the books and burn them together."
"Hey guys, I hate Twilight, let's go see and laugh at New Moon at the cinema."
"Hey guys, I hate Twilight, let's go raise awareness about it by bitching and moaning about it to everyone."
Can you boys and girls see where all three scenarios end up? That's right. Funding and assisting Twilight. Seriously, this must be the third thread this week about seeing New Moon "for the lulz."
Want it to go away? Shut up about it.
(I suppose you were dragged to it. Fair enough, you're exempt. Other threads, however, the OP's went alone, which is more anti-social and pitiful than actually liking it.)
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18693403]Somewhat happy feelings when thinking of a past event, or something along those lines?
Just checked, "The term nostalgia describes a longing for the past" yea, I consider it "facepunch nostalgia".[/QUOTE]
You can't have nostalgia for something that happened a couple of months ago.
The Face Punch movie was obviously a joke, hop on the bandwagon some more. Yes New Moon is a shitty movie but it did have some qualities.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18696627]I find you guys hilariously hypocritical.
"Hey guys, I hate Twilight, let's buy all the books and burn them together."
"Hey guys, I hate Twilight, let's go see and laugh at New Moon at the cinema."
"Hey guys, I hate Twilight, let's go raise awareness about it by bitching and moaning about it to everyone."
Can you boys and girls see where all three scenarios end up? That's right. Funding and assisting Twilight. Seriously, this must be the third thread this week about seeing New Moon "for the lulz."
Want it to go away? Shut up about it.
(I suppose you were dragged to it. Fair enough, you're exempt. Other threads, however, the OP's went alone, which is more anti-social and pitiful than actually liking it.)[/QUOTE]
I got invited to a free screener. It was one of the most over dramatic lame teenage flicks I had ever seen. It's catered towards 12-20 year old girls. The story I admit has potential but they didn't pull it off right.
Also Ashley Greene is a cutie.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18692166]Aw man that "Face Punch" scare a while ago way before new moon came out was nostalgic as hell, when most facepunchers were freaking out (I think I was one too, I made a video as a fake trailer for it) and Garry called us over-reacting idiots.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much everyone in that thread was being a stupid overreacting cunt.
"Houston we have a problem"
What are we twelve here? Who over 13 says such words?
[QUOTE=Strongside;18696903]"Houston we have a problem"
What are we twelve here? Who over 13 says such words?[/QUOTE]
I'd guess the guys that said it originally were probably over 13. I've never heard of anyone under 13 doing any sort of potentially dangerous mission to space.
Even though that was apparently a misquote but whatever, it's close enough to what they said.
[QUOTE=atastycarrot;18692070]Here was the dialog, you couldn't see the movie, only here.
"Put your gun down or I'll blow your face off!"
"Put your gun down or I'll blow your face off!" (Other Guy)
"Put both your guns down or I'll blow both your faces off!" (New Guy)
[/QUOTE]
I actually found that part of the movie hilarious. The rest was horrible. I still feel guilty for liking any part of the abomination that is Twilight though. At least I spent no money on it (Good ol' sneaking into cinemas)
That said, I did actually spend the entire movie loudly criticising or taking the piss out of everything I could.
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Also Ashley Greene is a cutie.[/QUOTE]
Fucking this.
I rather cut my sack off then watch that, or see 2012 again.
Twilight sucks. I'd rather staple my balls to a moving bus than sit through either one of those steaming piles of shits, OR read the books
[QUOTE=lopli;18701792]Twilight sucks. I'd rather staple my balls to a moving bus than sit through either one of those steaming piles of shits, OR read the books[/QUOTE]
To be honest, I'd much rather watch any film than have my balls torn from my body.
I really don't get how anyone can hate a film this much.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18696627]
Want it to go away? Shut up about it.[/QUOTE]
I don't think a movie/book franchise with millions of gay fans will just "Go away" if we stop complaining about it.
Why is everyone in such a rage about Twilight anyways? It's [i]meant[/i] for teenage girls, of course you guys aren't going to like it. The only thing that makes me mad is the soundtrack, when they got famous bands on there that means that you end up getting a bunch of annoying fucks at their concert who only heard the band on the Twilight Soundtrack.
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