Although the icon for this thread, is gross, it seems I am the only one who does not think of it that way. And of course, I already know the entire outcome of this thread, (boxes all around for me) I thought I would post it anyways. I had wanted to do this since, I was a child, but was always unable to do it. Before I go any further I should probably tell you what exactly I am talking about.
As the title suggest my fingernails (particularly my thumbnails) are abnormally long. Here is a picture. (They look a lot longer in real life.) And this photo was taken at the creation date of this thread.
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/PGFjX3.jpg[/img]
And I have actually done this once before, but I chose to sharpen one of the nails, so it would be a good weapon.
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/d9kVT3.jpg[/img]
As you can see, something happened to my right thumb and I got a dora band aid! :D
Here is another now, for a comparison.
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/Tm2-m-.jpg[/img]
These things come into use daily. You know, peeling stickers, random little things, It's not like I could make a list. The first time I cut them off, it was like cutting off an extension of myself. Not to mention, it felt extremely weird. It became a signature for me, and then it got to the point when everyone saw me, they asked if they were gone yet. When I finally did cut them off, all my pals just said ugh finally! But I'm sure someone was sad to see them gone.
So facepunch. Is this win? I already know your answer, but I think it's pretty friggin sweet.
But if you give me a box... Next time, you are duck taped to a tree, or you can't get a pack of chips open. I am not going to assist you buy cutting you down with my fingernails, or sawing down the center of your chips with my sharpened finger nail.
That is all.
PS - the only thing that makes me think about cutting them, is that as they got longer, I tend to accidentally poke myself in the eye on a regular basis, and when they get really long, it makes wiping my butt crack a little difficult.
Don't sharpen them.
It looks weird.
Long fingernails get you no ladies.
Take it from me a womanizer.
Clip them unless you have a vagina.
If they feel flimsy, I recommend cutting them. I remember letting one of my thumbnails grow for a week or so, and when I tried opening a can of soda I bent the nail (Hurt like a BITCH). After that, I cut the nail.
When my fingernails are too long and I do things like open a soda can, it feels like I'm going to rip it off. It just feels gross and makes you look like a girl.
ewww wtf. i chew my nails, I know it's not "proper" but fuck, long nails are nasty.
I dislike long nails, even on girls I find it less attractive somehow.
Hah, have fun getting it ripped right out. The whole nail.
It's not hard to do when they're long. They practically pop out on their own, it happened to my sister.
Anything with a vagina will instantly burst into flame if it comes within 30 feet of you
also why did you blur your face out
have fun crying when something causes your fingernails to crack.
Paint them.
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They have actually bent backwards once or twice. Hurts like heck.
[QUOTE=Javascript;19545553]Anything with a vagina will instantly burst into flame if it comes within 30 feet of you
also why did you blur your face out[/QUOTE]
Why do you wanna see my face? You gay?
Baglady.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19545605]Why do you wanna see my face? You gay?[/QUOTE]
why you gotta be so mean
Yeah keep those nails growing, they make you very manly and cool!
/sarcasm
Clip them. It makes you look scummy.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19545605]
Why do you wanna see my face? You gay?[/QUOTE]
is that a problem?
nail chewing is the best way
[QUOTE=mbutler2;19545512]Long fingernails get you no ladies.
Take it from me a womanizer.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits the post nicely.
Jesus fuck why the fuck did you make them pointy.
[QUOTE=Killerjc;19545686]is that a problem?[/QUOTE]
You mad?
Humans don't have claws.
I'm sorry.
You'll need to get over it
loljoseph you best post this on cb
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19545735]Humans don't have claws.
I'm sorry.
You'll need to get over it[/QUOTE]
Actually we do, they're called nails.
My friend was growing out his nail, I thought he was doing crack or something. Turns out it's just his texting finger.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545750]Actually we do, they're called nails.[/QUOTE]
"Claws" implies something sharp and durable enough to be viable as a weapon. Our nails are too weak for this purpose.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19545766]"Claws" implies something sharp and durable enough to be viable as a weapon. Our nails are too weak for this purpose.[/QUOTE]
Nails can easily be used as a weapon.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19545766]"Claws" implies something sharp and durable enough to be viable as a weapon. Our nails are too weak for this purpose.[/QUOTE]
Only because we culture them to be. Naturally, they would be quite hard and sharp.
[QUOTE=mbutler2;19545512]Long fingernails get you no ladies.
Take it from me a womanizer.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Walrus.;19545724]Avatar fits the post nicely.[/QUOTE]
x1 agree, avatar fits nicely. :xd:
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