The hunt for Bin Laden was almost brought to an end by a speeding ticket in 2003, Pakistani investig - Polidicks

[t]http://imgkk.com/i/vbm2.jpg[/t] [url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda/10167279/Osama-bin-Laden-was-stopped-for-speeding-in-car-while-on-run-in-Pakistan-report-reveals.html[/url] [quote]The hunt for Osama bin Laden might have ended eight years earlier had a Pakistani traffic policeman spotted the world's most wanted man in a car he had stopped for speeding. The details are unclear, but according to Pakistan's official investigation obtained by Al Jazeera, bin Laden, his family and his two couriers along with their families would make occasional trips to the bazaar when they lived in Pakistan's Swat Valley during 2002 and 2003. Maryam, the wife of Ibrahim al-Kuwaiti, a trusted Bin Laden guard, in her testimony to the investigation said they were pulled over by a policeman on one occasion.[/quote] [url]http://www.news.com.au/world-news/osama-bin-laden-was-pulled-over-for-speeding-wore-cowboy-hat-as-leaked-report-slams-pakistani-incompetence/story-fndir2ev-1226676262261[/url] [quote]The report also says bin Laden often wore an American cowboy hat, which he believed helped him avoid being spotted by US drones overhead. The Commission set out to examine how bin Laden went undetected in Pakistan for years, and how the US was able to undertake a three-hour mission to kill him without being detected by the Pakistani military. The scathing report concluded that the military's "gross incompetence" and "collective failures" allowed bin Laden to live undisturbed in the country, and for the US to easily enter Pakistani airspace.[/quote]

"You know, I puled over a car today, and one of the passengers looked JUST LIKE Osama Bin Laden!" "That's nice, dear. Here. Eat your Nihari."

[IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/vbm2.jpg[/IMG] That's a hell of a myspace photo. He looks handsome.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;41365296][IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/vbm2.jpg[/IMG] That's a hell of a myspace photo. He looks handsome.[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/w7i6.jpg[/img]

Someone *needs* to photoshop Bin Laden wearing a cowboy hat. This needs to happen.

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[IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbPK7ja_2G-5hi2nkbfimVG9_DGMIe2mEsVN2ckBikyc-KZ0oKuw[/IMG] Best I could find

Cowboy Bin Laden is the best Bin Laden.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;41365821]Cowboy Bin Laden is the best Bin Laden.[/QUOTE] Double-tapped Bin Laden is best Bin Laden.

Bin Laden should cam

[QUOTE=muffinmastah;41367578]Bin Laden should cam[/QUOTE] i herd he die :((((

[quote]The details are unclear, but according to Pakistan's official investigation obtained by Al Jazeera, bin Laden, his family and his two couriers along with their families would make occasional trips to the bazaar when they lived in Pakistan's Swat Valley during 2002 and 2003. [/quote] I remember one of my paki friends telling me that when he was in Pakistan he swore that he ran into bin Laden. I didn't believe him at first (he told me this back in 2007 i think) since he liked fucking with me but now it seems pretty plausible

holy shit several million dollars worth of equipment and training gets foiled by a fucking cowboy hat?

[QUOTE=yawmwen;41367783]holy shit several million dollars worth of equipment and training gets foiled by a fucking cowboy hat?[/QUOTE] "nope can't be him sarge, look at the size of that 10 gallon!"

[quote]The report also says bin Laden often wore an American cowboy hat, which he believed helped him avoid being spotted by US drones overhead.[/quote] Because everyone wears a cowboy hat in Pakistan...

[QUOTE=meatwad253;41368066]Because everyone wears a cowboy hat in Pakistan...[/QUOTE] I was about to point out that anyone watching the feed from a drone seeing that would have the red lights flashing. It probably conceals his face better from above but man would you stick out in Pakistan like a motherfucker