Mom found muhh mason jars with the stench of dank. - General

Yeah, went to a friends house, got stoned as fuck, got my friend greening out, and it was a great night. Picked up 18g of some lemon haze, then i come home, and my mom told me she found my jar(s). I think, hmmm, wonder if they still reek of weed, as there was weed in there maybe a week ago. Well, luckily, i bought dank shit, so it defninitely smelled of fuckin weed, my mom found my lighters, jars, some little shake of weed in a mason jar, and now shes all pissed and crying occasionally saying she cant trust me, and this "Changes" Everything. I have been in no trouble, been getting way more relaxed life wise, in terms of no attitude etc, so this basically fucking blows. On other things im drinking a fuckton of water and juice packets to hopefully flush out FRESH thc. fuck. Any ideas of what i could do to be a genius and clear all this up with her?? My mom is really stubborn, gets worked up easily, and hopefully will try to see my point of view. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] On my phone with my dad. fuck [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] Putting family at risk by keeping weed in the house. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] Now its the "Against the law" because i proved the medical facts of weed. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] "sit down think about where im going in life" Wtf dad, its weed. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] Damn im still high from last night;)

holy shit you're 22 and still being treated like a child? move out. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] and to be honest, if your parents don't like cannabis then don't keep illegal shit in their house?

Im bout to be 17 broham.

Lol what's the big deal, my god I bet your mom's been drunk before.

My mom doesnt have the smart mindset like you or me godking:(

This is a good short ass thread to read when you're under the influence.

It was a good short ass thread to write under the influence also

No really, if either parent has been drunk before tell them they do more damage to themselves then you do. Also, try the "I smoke weed because its a healthy alternative to drinking/hard drugs"

^ i actually, will use that as an argument if my mom brings this up. HURRY, NEED MORE WITTY LINES WITH INFO TO TELL MY MOM BEFORE SHE COMES HOME

Make them watch this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEqT5EMMWI[/media] For only part 1 it convinced my mom that pot was actually good for you, and she really doesn't mind it. She's ecstatic that I don't drink really, and I only toke. Score [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] tl;dr pot makes you a pacifist, so they banned it because they thought the bad guys would use it to make US soldiers not want to fight

Actually your mother probably wouldn't be concerned about you smoking weed if you have proven yourself to be a.. successful guy in ways that your mother hopes you to be. Say, your grades are good, you go to work so that your mother doesnt have to pay for your drinking and smoking and shit, you know you are alright, then it is much easier for your mother to listen to reason, you know? "Mom, jesus, it's alright, just worked my ass off the whole two weeks and blabla, and I just smoked some, don't worry!" But if you are the kinda guy who doesn't work, doesn't go to school, some shit like that some youth have problems with, then I totally understand why your mother is upset about you blazing weed. Or.. maybe I should just go with the "convince your mother weed does NOTHING bad to you" but like I said, it's NOT about that.

Yeah, i can easily do that, but they still pull the its illegal, im puttting my familky at risk for having weedi n the house, etc.

You can easily do what? Was that response to my post?

Oh, i can most likely get them to not hate weed, my mom was friends with potheads all in college, but shes never smoked. Im just waiting on her to get home and let me know what shes thinking

[QUOTE=Septimas;31367878]Yeah, i can easily do that, but they still pull the its illegal, im puttting my familky at risk for having weedi n the house, etc.[/QUOTE] Tell them you wont smoke it or have it in the house, but your going to smoke regardless outside of the house. Convince them that it's safer for you to smoke at home than outside where you can get arrested.

i get where they are coming from, if you get caught say good bye to your future. Employers are allowed to discriminate against felons and since weed is still illegal under federal law, you can be charged for it and boom makes attempts at getting good jobs that much harder. Thats probably why your dad gave you that talk. [QUOTE=Smooth-e]Tell them you wont smoke it or have it in the house, but your going to smoke regardless outside of the house. Convince them that it's safer for you to smoke at home than outside where you can get arrested.[/QUOTE] thats your best bet Anyway, the reason why we thought you were 22 was because of your profile.

Oh my bad, i think i made this profile drunk so im not really sure what my age is. Can i change it??

[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;31367528]No really, if either parent has been drunk before tell them they do more damage to themselves then you do. Also, try the "I smoke weed because its a healthy alternative to drinking/hard drugs"[/QUOTE] I said that one to my parents, they were like, "why do you have to do either?" I'm like cause you guys are fucking crazy and i can't stand any of you mother fuckers. My parents hate me having it in the house. I do it anyways, and they know it. They used to claim they could get arrested if I had it in the house. That logic is retarded... It's not like police are gonna break down your door looking for somebody with simple possession. They have bigger fish to fry. The cops are looking for manufacturers, and arresting dealers helps them find them. However, having 18g's could get you fucked for dealing.

Read a text my mom sent to my dad. Said im a huge dissapointment, she cant trust me, if she could afford to send me to military school she would, Im grounded till the end of this school year, Can't get my license till the end of this school year(i would be getting it next tuesday.) Can't hang out at friends houses, cant get a ride from any friends, My door is getting removed to my room, They are cutting my tv in half and taking it to the trash(its a large old one, cant fit down stairs that well.) Oh and they are drug testing me regularly now, and if i fail i am out of the house. Fuck, I honestly am hating my life.

[QUOTE=joe588;31366343] and to be honest, if your parents don't like cannabis then don't keep illegal shit in their house?[/QUOTE] This is the truth.

[QUOTE=Septimas;31376287]Read a text my mom sent to my dad. Said im a huge dissapointment, she cant trust me, if she could afford to send me to military school she would, Im grounded till the end of this school year, Can't get my license till the end of this school year(i would be getting it next tuesday.) Can't hang out at friends houses, cant get a ride from any friends, My door is getting removed to my room, They are cutting my tv in half and taking it to the trash(its a large old one, cant fit down stairs that well.) Oh and they are drug testing me regularly now, and if i fail i am out of the house. Fuck, I honestly am hating my life.[/QUOTE] holy shit. [QUOTE=joe588;31366343] move out. [/QUOTE]

If you're under 18 then they're either terrible parents or bluffing, they can't kick you out if you're still a minor and their guardian. If they do call CPS on those motherfuckers.

wow. I can't even imagine that actually happening. Sorry dude :(

Where do you live? [editline]28th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Septimas;31376287]Read a text my mom sent to my dad. Said im a huge dissapointment, she cant trust me, if she could afford to send me to military school she would, Im grounded till the end of this school year, Can't get my license till the end of this school year(i would be getting it next tuesday.) Can't hang out at friends houses, cant get a ride from any friends, My door is getting removed to my room, They are cutting my tv in half and taking it to the trash(its a large old one, cant fit down stairs that well.) Oh and they are drug testing me regularly now, and if i fail i am out of the house. Fuck, I honestly am hating my life.[/QUOTE] Ahahaha holy shit, that is terrible, what a fucking overreaction if I ever heard one, my god

[QUOTE=Septimas;31376287]Read a text my mom sent to my dad. Said im a huge dissapointment, she cant trust me, if she could afford to send me to military school she would, Im grounded till the end of this school year, Can't get my license till the end of this school year(i would be getting it next tuesday.) Can't hang out at friends houses, cant get a ride from any friends, My door is getting removed to my room, They are cutting my tv in half and taking it to the trash(its a large old one, cant fit down stairs that well.) Oh and they are drug testing me regularly now, and if i fail i am out of the house. Fuck, I honestly am hating my life.[/QUOTE] Sorry to hear that bro, but/ they can't kick you out until your 18. I wish you the best of luck in this situation. This is where I lost my relationship with my mom (when I got arrested for possession) and since we lost that trust I just stopped giving a shit about her.

fuck her man, keep smoking.

-snip im dumb- Your punishment is harsh though

wow, all that for just being caught with weed? at this point i would either tell them they're ignorant fucks for not even listening, if they still dont listen then just flip them off and go rebel mode P.S. rebel mode is fun

Remove the screws that hold up your door and replace them with nails.

Don't spend time in the house, show your mom your disappointed in her too.